Everyone lost E3

>Everyone lost E3

Did you really expect anything else?

Agreed. No one really had anything to show. Sony had a couple generic action games. Somehow Scalebound looks tame compared to Platinum's other games and I don't remember anything else from Microsoft's show. Nintendo had a whole two games.

It is hard to call anyone a winner.

Is this your first E3 or something?

E3 always sucks. There might be two or three good announcements, but apart from taht it's just hoping someone fucks up on stage so we can all have a laugh about it.

>Everyone but Nintendo lost E3

Fix'd for you

Just like every year

MWUAAAAAAAAAAAAH the VR library has always been celebrated for it's excellence.

No, you're just a cynic, dumbass

AAAAAH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE

there is a certain sony gimmick INSPIRED by that same VR excellence.
it's strapped onto your head and like the best PC VR it makes you wonder when the real games will arrive-
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>Orsonposting never really caught on
It didn't do anything

do I even like games

>Literally two games

Microsoft won because I don't have to spend cash for an Xbone but I can still play the games.

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It doesn't do anything?

Video games are dead.

We killed them.

MWWAAAAAHH the... kojima has always been celebrated for his excellence

Translation: Sony Won again ;)

lol Sony hasn't won in years.

Good, one less hobby.

Yes.

You know you're talking to a nintenbabby, right? These two games are everything he's gonna play next year.

You really need a die hard brain dead fanbase to make something like splatoon and still sell it. Matt Hazard didn't think of that shit.

MWHAHAA THE XBOX ONE is famously celebrated for it's...noitsnot celebrated...

So, what is the problem with Splatoon?

>tfw watching the Zelda presentation
Nintendo won E3. This is fucking amazing.

Square Enix won E3.

Yup. Worst show in years. E3 should just be retired.

Green peaness.

FromSoftware

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You guys are just miserable and old.

I thought MS conference was great and am very excited for quite a few of their games. South Park looks like it's gonna be great, vampyr looks interesting for PC, and crash bandicoot 1-3 being remade is awesome.

>year was so bad no one is even making fun of any of the cringy shit happening
Fuck this year.

I remember when I thought last year's was bad. But this is some next level shit.

E3 hasn't been any good since Xbone and PS4 came out.

Everything has been underwhelming

ubisoft are winning so far
and that's just sad

>mfw VR took over e3, and was 65% of the content.

>All VR games are running at 15 FPS and 440p resolution

>VR is a gimmick and disorienting as fuck, and doesn't hold any real weight in actual game content.

Why............ I was expecting disappointment, not a takeover.......

No, we lost e3

>Somehow Scalebound looks tame compared to Platinum's other games
they've said from the beginning its gonna be different from their usual games
its an Action RPG, not an Action game
think games like the Witcher 3, Dark Souls, Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts without jumping, and that new God of War game

>tfw the only good games shown were Neir, Zelda and South Park

>Baby's first shooter

>tfw the only game you're interested in has 2 seconds of screentime in a mashup "trailer"

it's a slightly original fps for kids, but no big deal honestly.

PC won E3.

>3D Zelda
>good
>still no manual jump button

BUH HUH

no mans sky?

Speak for yourself, Sony showed a ton of shit I want to get, and even Microsoft came out with some nice things.

this is true, we all lost
games shown were utter bland shit.
90% of footage was cgi.
most of gameplay was fake.

worst e3 in a long time.

>Failed to notice the manual jump button

sprint&jumpnownigga

m8. b8 harder next time. k?

but it does have a jump button now...

bloodstained

Dosen't tell me shit, I can say timesplitters is Gabby's first shoot like a faggot too.

Still better than Dark Souls and its awful controls

Are a fucking moron the first thing they showed was manual jumping.

>still no manual jump button
>Smuganimegirl.jpg

South park won desu

I guess I always have my backlog

And yet it has more depth than any other shooter

>MS is the closest thing to the good guy

What is this?

Sony won though, by a landslide. It wasn't even close.

Sony almost had a good conference. All the components of one were there. Too bad just about every one but The Last Guardian looked lame. They ended it on an awful note with that biker apocalypse game. The guy obviously could have run past everything in that demo but kept firing into the zombie crowd to give the illusion of something happening. As though the red barrels weren't bad enough.

Kojima walking too fast for the floor lights was cute though.

muaaaaahaaaaaaahhh the french

>nothing but The Last of US clones
>winning

but the 2 games they showed everyone knew about. Like E3 is to announce new games or new consoles

>The guy obviously could have run past everything in that demo but kept firing into the zombie crowd to give the illusion of something happening. As though the red barrels weren't bad enough.

Its because he had God mode on.

I bet if you enter that horde you die instantly

still interested in dishonored 2, and now i'm open to the possibility of prey
i'd probably even play this zelda game if i had any reason to buy a nintendo home console made in the last decade