Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse thread

Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse thread.
Zelda looks good. Gameplay coming shortly.

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I'm glad the hour of Pokemon is almost fucking over.

why is that dumb slut wearing LEGGINGS at a professional interview? Does she have no tact? Dumb slut.

>That title

Aunoma coming up next, thank god pokemon is over

Is there more Zelda footage coming up? I can't pay much attention to the stream because of work.

Gameplay coming up next

It's hot.

They're gonna dedicate almost this entire day to Zelda now that Pokémon is over.

>game is called breath of the wind

>calls it breath of the wild

Nice

It is called breath of the wild though

This is honestly terrible. I mean, Zelda looks good, but it's not enough. Nintendo have NOTHING to compete with, and that's painfully obvious. The NX reveal later this year had better be good, because if it's not, they're legit finished this time.

It's called Breath of the Wild, though.

>why is that dumb slut wearing LEGGINGS at a professional interview? Does she have no tact? Dumb slut.
The more important question is why doesn't she show her ass to the camera? Why wear leggins if not for showcasing the goods?

you're wrong m8. she's right.

please get your eyes checked

>It's hot.

It's disgusting. She should be taken out back, locked into a cage as a punishment.

Swear i read wind when they showed the title earlier

>Zelda has spears and the ability to climb that mountain
>nintendo is literally implementing todd's little skyrim lies

...

kek this would be the equivalent of Sony showing god of war 4 and nothing else

This is fucking great

Shit, what have I missed so far? I didn't wake up in time for the start

>Different Armor types
>Spears
>Multiple different weapons
>Shut up and take my rupees

New Zelda trailer is out, look it up. Gameplay coming soon live.

Nintendoes what Todd lies.

>yfw we can plant seeds that grow into environment trees and vengeful sons of moblins we kill will sporadically show up at our house and try to kill us.

Literally almost nothing, just the Zelda trailer and a fucking hour of Pokemon

>zelda look good
just stop this shitposting

The fact they have yet to show us the tunic though rustles my autism something fierce.

You at least think the promotional art would have him in it.

looks like an accessible dark souls clone for kids in that shot
not that i mind

>Zelda Trailer
>40 mins of pokemon

Then nothing

Just pokemon for an hour

will they show some NX today?

more like an hour of pokemon

Where is his massive sword?

I wonder if they will announce the NX at the end

more like breath of the mild

What was announced about the Pokemon game other than the fucking game telling you what's effective now?

Nah it was like 45. Reggie did his 5 minute bit, we got Zelda, then into Pokemon, which ended like ten minutes ago. Probably start Zelda on the hour.

Let's not get too excited now. The outfits are probably very limited. I'm imagining the armor is THE armor. Each outfit serving a specific purpose. But nothing like customizable bits.

Up your pooper.

Did the Pokemon colour palette look horrible, or what?

>perfect comfy zelda game 2017

HOW the fuck did this happen? WHAT do I do with this erection?

It's over. Nintendo are FINISHED.

AONUMA TIME

Who the fuck is still playing Pokemon besides Japs?

Aonuma is here! Let's get started!

ayo im a investor in nintendo just make a minecraft game my son plays that shit all the time. Also make it singleplayer lmao kids should not interact online.

>It's literally just a conglomeration of a few rocks with stubby limbs
>It's not even a shitton of rocks that form to make something that looks cool
>Just a fucking boulder with stubby limbs
I thought Zelda was supposed to have decent monster design.

WHO IS THIS THICKY THICKY THICK CHICK?


HOLY FUCK COME BACK

here we go

I just woke up. Where's the Zelda gameplay

END OF ZELDAGELION

boy link confirmed
or could it be trap link?

B O I P U C C

OH GOD WHAT

Finally

SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

END OF ZELDA

>Shrine of Resurrection
Oh fuck

MYSTERIOUS PLACE

This is some Alien shit.

>UK accent
why

>LINK HAS A PHONE

>final fantasy technology
dude
nice

FUTURISTIC ZELDA CONFIRMED

>technology

Uhhhhhh...

TECHNOLOGY

hey children look its so mysterious XD

PROMETHEUS!?

>that cute GET sound from TP
>these sound effects from TP too

Voice acting in Zelda?? What is this shit? At least give us original japanese audio, I don't want cringe shit tier american dubs

Holy fuck its an open world RPG. Its literally what everybody has wanted for the past decade.

its le mysterious xD

No defense, naked, 3 heart runs confirmed

>Link can go shirtless
>Skyrim like design
The Fujos are cumming buckets

>sci-fi zelda
>voice acting
>armor customization

he's doing it, the madman, he's changing zelda

Literally Skyrim?

I don't think Zelda really needed numerical RPG elements.

Oh!

Fashion!

Neat!

Because it fits better in a fantasy setting
This is fact

As long as Link doesn't talk, I literally don't give a fuck.

>American voice acting
>first item link gets is an iPhone

Fuck life,

>At least give us original japanese audio,

Did you not see the Jap trailer? Japanese dub confirmed.

EQUIPPABLE ARMORS AND ARMOR TYPES Kreygasm

Oh thank god. I just watched the trailer.

Bros I'm so hard right now. The Elder Scrolls and Zelda are 2 of my favorite game series of all time. I've always wanted to use tools to explore a world and solve puzzles in an open world like a TES game, this is doing just that.

Like, this is what I want.

What the fuck are people complaining about? That trailer looked awesome.

So they turned it into Darksiders.

We have come full circle.

>you can play the game nude
>no female Link option

Man, I hate that it has voice acting.
Only complain so far.

>jumping in 3d zelda
game over

i don't mind voice acting as long as link doesn't say shit outside of his usual grunts

>3016

>Chad Warden is now Anthony Pinto and is some executive for some big business

>no longer balling

What happened to being ABAP, Chad Daddy?

A B A P
B
A
P

>you can jump
fucking heresy

Except Skyrim is shit, this won't be.

MOUNT DOOM CONFIRMED

SAURON CONFIRMED

THIS

>JUMPING

IT'S HAPPENING

>HE CAN JUMP
I QUIT
ITS OVER THEY RUINED ZELDA

MALE VOICE.
LINK CONFIRMED MALE.

>YOU CAN JUMP
>this intro
>this super fast intro