HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MANAGE TO FUCK UP THIS BAD?

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MANAGE TO FUCK UP THIS BAD?

THIS WAS THEIR CHANCE TO WIN E3 AND THEY MANAGE TO BE THE WORST ONCE AGAIN

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oh fuck I forgot about ninty

what did they show so far?

Shut up, woman.

DUDE POKEMON LMAO

>2 games

They literally stole the show. OP is just being a massive cocksucker.

Literally all gameplay

>so far
aww

>Stole the show

With what?
2 games?
Really?

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I was fucking falling asleep during their conference. No joke. Nintendo has lost it.

>They literally stole the show. OP is just being a massive cocksucker.
Oh yeah that 3 min zelda trailer was killer....
Of fucking Pokémon

THAT'S ALL FOLKS

wasn't as bad as lat years, but it was pretty bad. Zelda has me hyped and that Battle Royale in Pokemon looks cool.

WHERE THE FUCK IS PIKMIN 4

Pokemon and Zelda. That's it.

>2 FUCKING GAMES

Are they really not showing anything else?

>stole the show with manly Pokémon
Nintendo drones everybody

>I DON'T LIKE THE FRANCHISES THEY SAID THEY'D SHOW
>SHIT GAMES THEY LOSE LOL NINTENDOOMED

So it lasted 55 minutes and they shown 2 games

Holy fuck my sides

They showed a brief trailer for the new Zelda, most of which looked exactly the same as the last trailer they showed, minus a couple new things here and there. Pretty standard trailer overall.

And then they showed 45 minutes of a dude playing Pokemon while people provided commentary. It was boring as fuck and looked exactly like every other Pokemon game.

I just want another real Metroid game. Obviously too much to ask for.

Just zelda for the next 3 days. wish I was joking

You just described everyone's criticism with all conference

50 of those minutes were Pokemon, which, from someone who doesn't play Pokemon, looked exactly the same as the last Pokemon game.

>A fucking pokemon and Zelda
>Literally one game worth mentioning.

I didn't know what I expected, but it was something more than this.

Ubisoft told us more about NX than Nintendo themselves.

Top fucking kek

Do you know why they call it the Wii U?

Because it has twU games

I have there was going to be live Zelda gameplay, it was just a trailer?

Nintendo fan. That was boring shit and a fucking abysmal showcase. They manage to fuck up still

stream is back up

FAT JAPANESE WOMYN

But user, you're already GETTING a new Metroid game :^)

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What a lame joke, on pair with the retards saying that it's fine that Nintendo only showed two games since Sony showed none

Did they literally just show 2 games or just 2 games worth mentioning? If the former then how the hell is that even pissible?

>THEY SAID YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CHOSE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE
>MFW THERE IS ONLY MALE

SJW BTFO

2 more games than xbox none and ps4

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Literally just 2 games.

ZELDA CONFIRMED SCI FICTION SETTING

>Being this delusional

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WAKE UP

2 games. 1 worth mentioning. The other was Pokémon.

...I liked it. Sure my expectations were rock bottom but I still liked it. Better than last year

IT'S LITERALLY SKYRIM ZELDA

>not a single announcement

NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK

I said real, faggot.

Literally 2 games. Pokemon and Zelda.
Granted, they are very big franchises but still.

probably after they are done with pokemon, a week from now from the look of it

LINK CONFIRMED FOR ESCAPING ALIEN SHIP TO HYRULE.

>No Gameplay for Zelda shown
>Another Pokemon
>LOL PS4 AND XBONE HAS NO GAMES LOL

The NX is basically dead on arrival because every new title will be released on both the Wii U and the NX so there will be no point to get one. Zelda is getting mad hype because of nostalgia fags but apart from the open world its going to be the same shit we always get with Zelda games.

This is Nintendo. Rereleasing games under new titles since 1997

>he actually thought it would be good

Stay mad nintendrone

>cutscenes every two seconds breaking gameplay, including for items
How have they still not fucking learned?

Why is everyone shit posting like Nintendo didn't mention last month that is was going to be all they were showing?

>i don't play it
>it looks the same

great logic take a (you)

So when are we going to get news about the other shit coming out?

fuck off kike shill

>SEE THAT MOUTAIN

Kys, you're what's wrong with the world

>implying they want/need an excuse to shit on nintendo.

It was inevitable either way sadly.

who is that dude driving the car?

Well, Sun and Moon does look like it's shamelessly reusing Gen 6 art assets.

>Beatles
No wonder Sonnygers have such shit taste.

>Stole the show
With what?

YOU SEE THAT MOUNTAIN

YOU CAN CLIMB IT

lmao 2game

>WHERE ARE THE STRAWS?!? I CANT REACH THEM!

ITT nintendrones getting defensive about these gooks.

>THEY FUCKING ANNOUNCED THEY WERE ONLY GOING TO SHOW THESE TWO GAMES REEEEE

Like as if that makes it ok, stop pretending that you are not dissapointed with this conference and just admit that nintendo is fucking dead.

YOU HAD ONE (1) FULL YEAR SINCE LAST YEAR'S TRAINWRECK TO PUT SOME GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT.

HERE'S A LIST OF GAMES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT:
OoT home console HD
Splatoon 2/Splatoon for 3DS
Metroid Dread/Prime 4
A real 3D Mario
A new IP
Get Capcom to develop a home-console Monster Hunter
F-Zero
Kid Icarus: Uprising Sequel

But no. None of that. You show only two games. One that will hold no big surprises considering Gamefreak are a bunch of talentless hacks, and one that you announced FOREVER ago with no real info.

With the second biggest selling feanchise ever, behind only Mario, Nintendo's mascot. How does it feel that nintendoomed cucks sonnygers every time?

>2 fucking games
>2 Juegos de mierda
>2 jogos de merda

>0 new games
>Downgraded Zelda
>Pokemon!
HAHHAHA

NX is due out next year and there is only 2 games we know of for it Zelda and that one Ubisoft title

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>SAME MODELS AND SOUND FROM WINDWAKER

Who are you quoting newfag?

They can't show what doesn't exist.

>OoT remake
>Splatoon 2
>More Metroid
>a REAL 3D mario

Jesus Christ I'm starting to think the only 2 games they showed us was more out of mercy

>buy more amiibo goyim
>we actually care about you, like $ony ;))

>Zelda
>relevant
The best selling Zelda game sold 7M and the last one sold less than half of that. Meanwhile CoD sells over 25M, FIFA sells over 20M and Battlefield sells over 15M

>Playing dumb.
I'm talking about pokémon, you cheeky cunt.

Next year will be great, stop shitposting

The numbers were right there. I was quoting this user.

Or did you not see how desperate his assumption was when he made a baseless attack on fans of a different console because of a reaction image? I mean I know Nintendo has nothing of substance to defend itself with but that was just childish.

> A FUCKING 3DS GAME
>A FUCKING 3DS GAME

>Sword broke after about 10 hits

Zelda Paper swords confirmed.

>ps4
>just movies

>xbox
>just multiplats

>nintendo
>only one showing actual games
>no movieshit
>no multiplat

where were you when 2 games destroyed the competition?

DELETE THIS. SONY WON FUCKING NINTENDRONES AND MSHITS. SONY WON, HOW CAN'T YOU SEE IT!!

good troll, sony blatanly won. as always

FIFA still sells better than Pokemon.

>Zelda
>not multiplat
>showing games
>plural

>where were you when 2 games destroyed the competition?

I'll let you know when it happens.

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>He called me names
>H-he has no substance
That's just pathetic

>Just 2 games

Nintendo is disappointment after disappointment.

Nintendo is like Liverpool even Nintendofans are as delusional as lelverpool fans.

>still shit
At least no marionettes this time.

>2 games destroyed the competition
You mean For Honor and Nier?

Wasn't even the user who posted the Beetles picture but okay. Maybe next years Nintendo conference will have something to show.

The Nintendo defense force has arrived.