E3 Comfy Thread

Audrey's Pimp edition

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.

>Streams:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI

>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc

>Polls:
strawpoll.me/10476109
strawpoll.me/10486326

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184
youtube.com/watch?v=oD2YdfSCw5Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

All the other games they've shown today are shit

Dissapointment

reminder this is still better than sticker star

I want my mommy

ZELDA NOW
I HOPE

So, Rhythm Heaven Megamix next, right?
Right?

ITS TIME

>tfw sticker star 2 looks gorgeous but won't be fun or interesting because miyamoto won't retire
>tfw this is paper mario from now on

Paper Mario fans, the Mario & Luigi bois are still accepting refugees. It's not too late to make the switch yet!

who's still recovering from shit splash?

They've announced enough shit to justify a digital event

Why didn't they just do one?

RHYTHM HEAVEN WHEN

Time to expand the list, bros.

get ready for dub songs cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw

>she got that jap squirty pussy

HERE WE FUCKING GO

FEDERATION FORCE 2.0

E3 is still going? What are they talking about?

Where the fuck is Rhythm Heaven

Did this even happen? Was this a game that was released?

Feels like a dream. Like it never even existed.

>No partners
>You get temporary partners

No they are not partners, they're just special attacks

Partners are characters with personality and special uses.

>blaming miyamoto when tanabe fucked up the series

the man's commited the perfect crime

>Sup Forums is even thirsty for the 50 year old japanese lady
how pathetic are you guys going to get?

What hurt him?

15 mins of paper Mario footage if you can put up with gamexplain /watch?v=AYFcR9niBtI

CHIKO

>tfw shiggy gets all the blame even tho he's probably barely involved

>how do you want your fanbase, senpai?
>just whine my shit up

ZELDA

>metroid shirt
you fucker

Literally a let's play of everything we already know about

FORGET ABOUT STICKER STAR 2.0, ZELDA IS HERE!

>back to an actual good game

Finally

CHIKOOOOOO

>Link will start descending a heavenly staircase and say: "HERRO, I'M BACK!"

>It's evening out right now
>It'll be 50/50 at best

>METROID SHIRT
>NO NEW METROID

CHIKO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

fucking finally

CHICO!!!

But that would spoil everything.

>its a chico episode

What the fuck? When is Rhythm Heaven? Is that after?

>likes are almost even with the dislikes

People better dislike this before Nintendo thinks we like it.

Time for murder!

Wii U's install base is much smaller than the 3DS's, and most Paper Mario fans don't really like the look of how Color Splash is ending up. It wouldn't surprise me if it flopped and then Nintendo asserts: "People don't rike Paper Mario anymore, stop making them."

>Zelda
>Audrey
>Chico
>AC is on and you have a cold drink
who /comfy-ko/ here?

Remember last year?

WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM?!
BRING HER BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK

signed into YT for probably the first time only to downvote

no matter, Zelda now
Comfy now
Happy thoughts

miyamoto is the original person to blame because he hard-steered the series in the direction it's going by influencing tanabe. tanabe's stated logic is the same as miyamoto's.

DONT KILL THE BWIRD!

>what is Federation Force

Get over it already shitposting babby

>Game starts
>Chico already breaking pots

>mfw dipshit nintendo fanbois will still buy Sticker Splash bullshit because Mario
>mfw desperate Wii U owners will buy it because what the hell else are they going to buy
>mfw it will still sell like crazy and be praised
>mfw every Paper Mario for the rest of time will be just like it


>Atleast Mega Milk is back

YES MORE CHIKO

AUDREY STOP TORTURING LINK

The cold, he didnt have cold resistant clothes so he took damage

There's a new metroid coming out though user

:)

>Zelda streams begins
>Chiko instantly rushes outside and shoots a bird to salvage its meat

Fucking brutal

Oh man this location looks great.
Look at all the grass!

>going to get
hownew.ru

Chiko is back!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REKT

>They're not people
she's talking about blacks

>They're not people
here we go again

>its an audrey and chico objectifying link episode

THE THIRST IS REAL

>They're not people.
Thats racist.

>best girls are back

>Audrey's husband responding to a tweet chain of some guy saying he's jacking off to her

lol

(Jonathan is the husband)

twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184

Good, maybe you fags would finally shut up about it then.

Imagine the reaction people would get if the guy narrator made them take off the top if female link existed.

CENSOR THIS LINK PLEASE.

fine...

>already shirtless

goddamn

everything about her is hot except her fake make up'd on eye brows.

>Audrey begging for naked Link

i wanna cum on chico's feet

youtube.com/watch?v=oD2YdfSCw5Y

He hated Sticker Star, did he ask anything good?

Chiko is back. I can already feel the Paper Mario disappointment disappearing.

They heard us! They're giving us our tits and chiko wombo combo!

>girls are playing Zelda
>Link is shirtless again
god damn sluts

DAT HYPER-INTELLIGENT AI THO

Audrey is cute, CUTE!

YOU ARE A MEAN

OH SHIT

More Zelda is always welcome but WHERE'S RHYTHM HEAVEN

BOKOBLINS SET THEIR WEAPONS ON FIRE ON PURPOSE

I agree, eyebrows aren't on point

Audrey's thirsty as fuck

>You'd let Chicco and MegaMilk steal your meat

...

WHY IS AUDREY NOT PLAYAN

how is this fucking FAIRRRRRR

I am so tired of Zelda, please move the fuck on

audrey looks even cuter today than yesterday

asian mommy is pretty cute too

thats a big wii u

Sup Forums BTFO

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