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Nobody would ever make a controller like that without something connecting the top part, it'd snap too easy

this

that doesn't look comfortable.

The fuck are they doing the pussy and anus aren't that far apart have they even seen porn?

M-mine are.

Not really.

That's your nose, user.

what the fuck are you talking about? how on earth would you snap that without purposefully twisting the sides in opposite directins?

pulling apart, though im not sure why you'd do that, it'd definately snap it unless it was very strudy

Actually this is the NX controller

It's a fucking horseshoe magnet.

Oh man it has less buttons than the snes controller

so what is this? Are we getting a horseshoe as a controller for nx?

That shit looks like a double dildo. Shovin it up your own ass and your friend's ass games

>Told us the game would play identically between both
>Think it's going to have a dumb gimmick like this for literally one insignificant item
>Don't think it'll have a screen so it can actually be a port with all the same gameplay

You might want to change that bait, it's getting a bit stale.

why must nintendo focus so much on abnormal controllers

Your dum

chad daddy... is that you?

>Wii U controller shaped like an iPad
>NX controller shipped like a U

>a magnet looks like another magnet
user, I think it might just be a magnet

That's your mouth, user. Just because a lot of shit comes out of it doesn't make it an ass

That controller looks like a double Dildo

Stop spreading this misinformation.
The magnet is just a new item in the new Zelda game.
What do you even expect them to do with the U-controller? It just makes no sense

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It's a magnet.

For the magnet power.

then how was that magnet picture out waaay before any kind of zelda news was even shown?

VR fucking confirmed

>every patent is gonna become a product
Time for me to look up some patent pictures for you, so that you can get HYPED for all the new products by all the game companions.

The same way that this picture is out now.

How is that even an argument?

Where's my PS3 controller you can rip in half with built in Move support?

PS4K confirmed for making us stand and shout MCDONALDS! to continue playing games.

Dorf fortress confirmed on NX

IT'S BEEN FUCKING CONFIRMED RETARD

POTTY CONTROLLER

get hype!

>we're gonna have to deal with this shitty bait until the NX gets revealed

That user being dum is confirmed?

>i-i-it's just bait
>no way nintendo would make a stupid gimmick controller!

NO, YOU"RE A FUCKING RETARD I HATE YOU

After seeing the new Zelda and Sticker Star: Coloring Cards, I seriously don't know what's going to happen

Can you turn it upside down and wear it as a hat?

>He believes every stupid "leak" that comes out without even questioning it being legitimate if the design is worth shitposting about

The moment I see some retarded controller with NX, is the moment I finally say goodbye to Nintendo permanently.

Had enough

THIS CONTROLLER WILL LOOK LIKE THIS MARK MY WORDS. SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING POST! YOU IDIOTS WILL EAT CROW WHEN THIS SHIT ENDS UP BEING TRUE

Screencapped so I can post this when it is revealed that it won't look like this to prove how stupid you are for believing Nintendo would go for this controller design.

But this is a fucking flight yoke

Of course, nobody would, nuh-uh, no siree..

You're a poopyhead.

Holy shit, Nintendo is 126 years old.

hello friend

pass the controller bro

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