If he was a butcher he would be called Serious Ham
if he was a pornstar he would be called Serious Cum
if he was a drug dealer he would be called Serious Scum
if he was a woman with black boyfriend he would be called Single Mom
if he was a bot he would be called Serious Spam
Zachary Price
What a shitty post i mean seriously
Brody Barnes
dumb thread
Hudson Jenkins
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Nolan Perry
If he was Russian he would be called Serious Scam
Noah Nelson
If he was a Samantha he would be called Serious Sam
Asher Hall
why is 6 afraid of 7?
you'll never guess the answer! ;D
Henry Gray
If he made this post he would be Seriously Shit
Grayson Parker
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Brandon Sanchez
If they funded an unrelated IP and a VR game with the money they got from that Humble Bundle Sale years ago that they promised to put into SS4 he'd be called Serious Scam.
Nolan Powell
"B"
Luke Butler
SAM 4 WHEN
Luke Jenkins
because
7 8 9
Aaron Jackson
If his his game needed top of the line PC to run he'd be Serious RAM
Levi Thomas
If he had to wake up early he'd be Serious 5am.
Aiden Mitchell
i he was a scholar he would be Solemn Samuel
Jack Martinez
If he was a funk musician he would be Serious Jam
Julian Bennett
If he was Serious, he'd be Serious this time
Jack Howard
If he got insomnia he'd be Delirious Sam
Connor Martinez
>only two of those even rhyme with the original name
You fucking suck at this.
Ryan Jenkins
If he was a rapper's friend he would be Serious Pham