If he was a butcher he would be called Serious Ham

If he was a butcher he would be called Serious Ham

if he was a pornstar he would be called Serious Cum

if he was a drug dealer he would be called Serious Scum

if he was a woman with black boyfriend he would be called Single Mom

if he was a bot he would be called Serious Spam

What a shitty post i mean seriously

dumb thread

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If he was Russian he would be called Serious Scam

If he was a Samantha he would be called Serious Sam

why is 6 afraid of 7?

you'll never guess the answer! ;D

If he made this post he would be Seriously Shit

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

If they funded an unrelated IP and a VR game with the money they got from that Humble Bundle Sale years ago that they promised to put into SS4 he'd be called Serious Scam.

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SAM 4 WHEN

because

7 8 9

If his his game needed top of the line PC to run he'd be Serious RAM

If he had to wake up early he'd be Serious 5am.

i he was a scholar he would be Solemn Samuel

If he was a funk musician he would be Serious Jam

If he was Serious, he'd be Serious this time

If he got insomnia he'd be Delirious Sam

>only two of those even rhyme with the original name

You fucking suck at this.

If he was a rapper's friend he would be Serious Pham