You can't make this shit up

>You can't make this shit up.

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>Twitter

I had to check. Fuck its real

And? Barbie's been an astronaut, doctor, lawyer, biker, princess, queen, veterinarian and dozens of other occupations for decades. Why do you even care?

Video games were a mistake.

>the hair is even red
kek it's like it's self-concious

And they are the ones to talk about unrealistic expectations

Why are men so neglected?

All we get to be is an action hero

What if I don't wanna be a manly action hero and want to crossdress instead?

Wtf

I am considering it my friend.

The glasses are the icing on the cake.

Fucking this.

>even has the staple dyed hair
>not the weight
I thought these people cared about body acceptance

She was announced months ago, along with new styles of regular Barbies: Curvy, Petite, and Tall. Mattel is in dire straights for cats and will latch onto anything they can get people to buy their stuff. See also Thomas the Tank Engine ethnic trains.

Because it's become the norm to try and shoehorn women into things that are typically "male dominated".

That's what the hive mind tells me

>Brianna Wu thinks the Barbie's appearance was inspired by her


LMAO

Thick Barbie is best Barbie.

oh my god YOU DON'T GET IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But those are good choices for little girls user, this is even more traffic to tumblr and twitter at this point.

Dumb frogposter

>red hair and glasses
you can't make this shit up

Well, since you like to be spoonfed into a dead horse joke, blonde hair makes you think of Karlie Kloss (and probably that girl who used to work for Nintendo), brown hair makes you think of Brianna, red hair makes you think of SJWs, and black hair probably makes you think of Jade Raymond

>inb4 that old joke cause that's how you know you're an oldfag

>White
>thin
>beautiful

Jesus Fucking Christ, how insensitive and racist

Maybe that's actually Ken.

Male dolls are underrepresented!

Why javascript?

>JavaScript
the gamer grrl of programming languages

>Javascript

Holy hell, don't do this to the kids.

>no obese Barbie
Fuck that

Because most of those are respectable occupations or at least worth something.

Also, learn to laugh a little, it's a bit daft.

>that thique on the right

What? How can you tell it's JS?

Oh sweet Jesus them childbearing hips on blue,

are you blind my man?

>good choices for little girls user
>Astronaut
NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN SPACE!

>javascript.
Why not something more useful like Lua or even C+?

>headphones
>mac
looks like a modern DJ to me.

>red hair
>raggedy clothes
>hipster glasses
yea definitely a game developer

the issue is pretending game developer are fashinable hipsters that can work on a laptop and headphones 3 time the price of said laptop. She's not a game dev there, she's a twitch whore "lets player"

>red hair makes you think of SJWs
No it doesn't. I think of coloring her hair and it never worked. Pandering to girls and collectors has always worked for Mattel and adding another generation relevant occupation will only increase sales as they always have.

It's Barbie, not some low quality upstart brand.

>learn to laugh a little
I'm sorry. OP came off as making it into something negative.

I've always loved Barbie and got a bit defensive too.

"var" and "public static function" are JS syntax.
also
>arg=e
>interphase
Jesus take the wheel

>She's not a game dev there, she's a twitch whore "lets player"
And I'm sure her medical practices as a doctor are all approved by a committee.

>javascript.
ghost recon future soldier was Java based.

Reminds me of someone

Brianna Wu

wait a second, fuck that, "public" and "static" make no sense in JS.

Java and JavaScript are two entirelay different languages.
That said, basing a software that is supposed to squeeze performance out of your machine on Java is fucking retarded.

making games is trendy now

I legit thought it was that new Bioware writer when I looked at the catalog.

I imagine the big problem is the hair colour honestly

Hopefully she'll be sent to the coal mines soon.

>beginning a sentence with "But"

Jeezus, my high school students have made better looking presentations than that.

>Wanted to be a surgeon when I was a kid
>(still do, in med school now)
>Watched my grandpa's copy of Fantastic Voyage until I burned the tape out
>My favorite episodes of Magic School Bus were the ones where they went inside someone's body
>There were no "doctor" toys except for those one fisher price toys where they were the buff dude with the cool backpacks and by the time that came out I was too old
>I had like one little Polly Pocket style Magic School Bus playset where it was a heart
>For all the hundreds of dinosaur and space games out there, there's MAYBE one or two medical games
>Girls get a stupid doll based on dipshit tumblr feminist bullshit and they still have the audacity to whine and complain

Fucking spoiled ass bitches

Did you even read the text in the image?

It says "Javascript" repeatedly in the background behind her. You don't even need to be knowledgeable like or

>me gusta

Hola, Reddito.

Calm down Smithers.

>Hola, Reddito.
?

me gusta is a meme and also a legitimate phrase in spanish

>Puke Green Jacket and Grunge clothing
>Cats Eye Glasses
>Red Hair

I know that Barbie can be anything, but could you at least make it less stereotypical of women in the gaming industry, like make her a actual developer instead of a SJW?

>like make her a actual developer instead of a SJW?

You mean a fat slob or a scrawny 2x4 with a granola cookie face only a mother could love?

Hmmm...

So video game developer is the breaking point, not any of those really important jobs that also tend to be male dominated?

>Red Hair
>Problem Glasses
>Wearing headphones because she needs to hear all those graphics

You know what a software developer ACTUALLY looks like? Literally any normal human being sitting in front of a desktop computer.

Except they're also computer nerds, so a little more well off, but also more slobby/boring than average.

Oh shit, it's her
youtube.com/watch?v=3bni33v4SvA

Is this the woman who got triggered in GTA V?

Now to see if it actually sells.

Why the fuck were they in a Gamestop?

>smile game dev

that wont last very long i assure you that

>disgaea 4 picture turns into batman
MOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

I want the full version of that thumbnail.

that dyed red hair

...

>barbie is an ideas guy

user, this sold. Do you really question it? Also, a collector will surely buy it.

Thanks, user.

Its an obvious Barbie merch-line that is aimed towards SJWs and Tumblr. Which is pretty hilarious in itself when feminists generally hate Barbie.


I wonder what functions this new Barbie-toy has. Being able to play victim on Twitter to get Patreon bux, coding a text based adventure filled with typos, white-shaming a new hipster cuck-Ken to do all the bulk of the graphics and coding for her.

Collectors will want it because it's the Job of the Year, gamer girls will want it too.

Cute

Fucking Sup Forums bitching about funcking barbie now, grow the fuck up

Why does she need headset mic to code? She doesn't even have a separate sandbox monitor.

>me gusta

dumb ledditor

Do you have Asperger's?
A lot of us are laughing about it.

>hair underneath the headphones
NO, THAT SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING FLY.
>hair gets sutck on the headphones moving parts
IT FUCKING HURTS LIKE A CUNT ON RAG DAY

I bet shes wearing those glasses just for fashion

>8 hours designing a game with a team of women
>4 of them pound my rectum out with 3 inch thick strapons during lunch break
>get to eat whatever takeout I want all week

what could possibly be better

>barbie is nogames
I'm sure she'll finish her demo right after finals, right?

who?

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>There's no blue collar workforce Barbie.

Very accurate indeed

why would anyone make a toy out of that

She's way too happy to be a game dev.

>Not wanting Barbie's official garbage truck with kung-fu can flipping action

>what is Barbie Collector
thebarbiecollection.com/
The more expensive collector only types of dolls are never heavily marketed. You'll likely find it there.

I mean, it's my language, if you want you can go to this beloved place called twitter yourself and take a picture in english, or thank me for saving your time finding it in that website.

>now you have to buy Ken and Jamal to make him a cuck!

BRILLIANT

Cool.

What's that

>Weebcuck spic
Lmao go back to your containment chan you """""""dreamer""""""""

Oh I'mma kek myself to sleep tonight. Pickle pepper picking Christ.