Resident EVII_ thread

We post the same fucking video a million times Edition

>Ruskies glitch the door and Putin aproves
>we shitpost and hacker is MIA
>twitchers last straw before massive sudoku

Yes, we saw the rusky video
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Which streamer should we watch

>Resident Evil triggered more autistic ruse cruising than Hideo Kojima in 2016

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me

WELCOME

Try setting the in-game volume to 0

TO

I wonder if he's jealous

ON THE EDGE

Are horror games where you have to be Sherlock to finish them going to be the next big thing?

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Goddammit Russia

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>We want the PT audience

OP here
i posted pic on supreme quality because i am out for a while

SOMEONE PLS FOLLOW FROM NOW ON BAKING THE BREADS

FAMILY.

RICE

I know I'm gonna get shat on because someone has already tried this, but did any if you try using the woden board to punch family guy?

avenged sevenfold is the key to this

they were the first big thing

FIELDS

I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE!

Not even Cherlock can solve this demo dude

TO HELL'S KITCHEN

anyone try screaming old internet memes into the microphone?

Anyone try following Andre?

vocaroo.com/i/s1FpFCHEryVu

You can only interact with shit through prompts. There is no prompt for the board.

NEW CLUES FOUND

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youtube.com/watch?v=Lt0S0QNwxdo
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anyone else found the mannequin finger?

Anyone try recording yourself masturbating with the Playstation camera and e-mailing it to me? We have to exhaust every possibility here

MONSTERS SONG FOR CHILDREN

You know its multiplat right ?

where do I find this

Anyone try wallclipping to Andre?

If you can tell us how to get the board, then maybe.

That means wesker actually "checked" the other hair colors, right?

Have you guys tried farting into the mic?

You use the axe to break the drawer with nothing on it.

every day

Kek, Resident Evil has the most autistic fanbase ever, so it's no surprise.

ok, guys, just found out how to get the ending

when you get welcome'd by the guy, just yell "hey dad" and then he will hug you instead of punching

no need to thank me

On the topic of RE is anyone gonna pick up Umbrella Corps? I think it looks kind of fun.

Has there been any new finds since the avenged sevenfold Concert ending?

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

I wouldn't mind it, this shit is fun. If it gets polluted with shitty indie devs copying the formula it'll get old real quickly though.

IT WORKED HOLY SHIT

>headphones on the table in VHS world
Maybe if you switch your speaker type to Headphones?

did you know if you go upstairs there's a phone ringing??? someone should try it out

Yeah but the demo isn't because PC players would solve the mystery via datamining and noclip 2 minutes after release.

TO

Anyone tried to put finger into fuse?

go check cheeroh17 on twitch

the guy just found that famman is missing a finger

the madman

What if there's actually a hidden QTE that you can trigger when you get welcomed?

WELCOME

Seems like we are making progress somewhat.


Someone opened the door , webm related.

And it looks like the same room in --cont--

There have been flash games for at least a decade now that play just like P.T. and this P.T. clone called RE7 demo. Many are famous for being almost unsolvable.

Go into the fireplace
Instead of pulling the lever, say "I am what you were" into the mic.
Go to the phone
The red light should be blinking
Say "Natalia"

Make sure you're saying it clearly.

Who 2spooked2play this here?

So if you just ignore the phone nothing happens right?

Maybe rub your dick over the touchpad

see
more like vice vers

I think I solved it.

There is a constant theme of 7 in the demo.

You need to hit 7 objects 7 times. One object in each "room". It has to be done in a specific order.

I'll let you figure out the order. I've already given you enough hints ;)

Invisible wall blocks you.

I'll get a used copy after about a year. Not paying full price for that trash; merely buying it to add to my collection.

W H O A
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farting wont do shit but shouting JAMAL triggers f@M

In RE5 i actually thought Wesker wasn't interested in that shit. RE6 proved me wrong thought, luckily i can just pretend it's fanfiction,

Hes not missing a finger, he has all. Its just the dark area that seems to make it look like that. You see 4 fingers and the thumb is behind that

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next patch you'll be able to break the boards

Could there be a way to melt the cellioid finger?

this trailer, it looks the same the lighting is the same as well.

just a reminder that silent hills stole the concept from RE7 and Kojima is a talentless hack

It's a bug likely. He seemed to have gotten it by
>getting the fuse
>opening the stairs
>watching the tape
>getting the key
>not reading that appears note by the tv
then he went upstairs and picked up the phone and got the dial tone.

This user is a dirty rotten liar.

You can only obtain the true ending by furiously milking your prostate with the finger, cumming into your hand and throwing it into dad's eyes just before he welcomes you.

alright so where's the part where PT had a hobo that punched you no matter what you do

all I remember is getting my neck broken by a ghost and then her sucking my now-dead dick

reminder that you will never EVER solve the mystery, some random guy will (probably is doing it this very moment) and then upload a shitty youtube video that shows what he did

Posting again:

>got the fuse, headed upstairs
>instead of activating the stairs right away, I got all the mannequins to face me, with one falling over (as usual)
>stood on 2F for a while, kind-of near the group of mannequins
>suddenly loud-as-fuck scratching sounds, like an animal or something trying to escape from something, emitting from either the attic or right where I'm standing
>sound immediately stops once I take a step

Please tell me this happened to someone else, otherwise I feel shitty for not recording something like this.

DONT EVER WELCOME ME OR MY WIFES SON TO THE FAMILY EVER AGAIN

playing some shitting sounds will unlock the toilet room where you will get the final ghost sighting and be able to flush down the finger

Is that a chair in the ceiling?

>we bricked it
what did he mean by this?
>legit question

Oh i remember this Paki from yesterday, he still playing this shit? Man, yesterday i think he played it for 10 hours nonstop.

Though the footage is a bit blurry, Baker looks relatively normal here.

MOTHAFUCKA

No it's the shadow, look at the lighting

read it as "put a wall" i.e. not a word outside

Get the fuse, go to mannequin in the second floor, and stand still in front of him for 30 seconds.

It really looks like a glitch, but what's the point in having that room behind the door if it's not supposed to open?

Andre?

You know how the fuse box is in a different position in the VHS? I know most people have disregarded it as a glitch, however the "memories" phone call kind of makes me feel like it's intentional. Like how in dreams, sometimes things are slightly off? "Don't let appearances mislead you."

I don't know. I think people should be spending more time in the VHS part.

When you're idle the game plays random "scary" noises. I got a saw sound.

Shat a brick

shitting yourself

They shat brick because kojimermn hacked into their data centrals and stole the game files, renamed them and replaced objects to create pt

SMASH THE PHONE WITH THE AXE!!

Reminder that this guy just saw "Resident Evil 7" in development, because of course it was, which later became this and PT guys now work on RE7

what the fuck is going on?