LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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I CAN'T TAKE PITY ON MEN OF THIS KIND
EVEN THOUGH HE NOW TAKES IT IN THE BEHIND

Still not up.

WAKE ME UP

isnt there supposed to be one more show tonight?
hopefully its not as complete horseshit as last night

staff impressions right now and then casual chat with gaming people later on

There will be. Surprised they haven't gotten Andrew House or that other guy for Sony yet

Last night was okay, until patrick and his shitter friends came on and ruined seeing mary's thighs.

literally the only good segment was phil spencer and jenga

>last day is premium only

holy fuck, how jewish can you be

Phil Spencer was pretty chill and has some actual worth while discussion, but yeah, the rest kinda devolved into annoying guests.

Who is that Sultan of Semen in blue?

vinny's a good dad

>tfw he suffers walker/navarro exchanging looks every day for his kid's sake

no it's not

I think you're paid to make threads about Giant Bomb.

Even if it is there'll be a direct link posted.

Dish of the Day when?

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Sup Forums predict how many nu-males will be on the show tonight

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Are we gonna see next year of Dave Lang and John Vignocchi shenanigans?

that phil spencer interview last night was pretty based

that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too

>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
numale detected

>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
I really hope you're joking.

i'm a woman but thanks.

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mfw last night's show

This song sounds familiar what is it?

same royalty free music that plays before all their streams

Adam Boyes is on tonight I think if his Twitter is any indication.

Last night he responded to Dan's tweet about the Sony show being mediocre with something like "Gee thanks dude! Can't wait to talk to you tomorrow!"

Then again it's apparently Dan's birthday too so it's possible that's what he was referring to.

Don't remind me.

>patrick and his shitter friends

Hey man Patrick and Chris Plante were terrible but Griffin McElroy is a fucking saint.

>yfw langzone

Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
no thanks

I thought Plante was done with game coverage and moved onto shaming rocket scientists for the clothes they wear. Why's he here?

I miss when they only had three songs they'd loop for an hour and a half during intermission. Lockdown, MALT MILK SHAKE, and some generic electronic song that I swear I heard on a Sega Channel menu back in the day.

There is literally nothing wrong with being Patrick.

So what happened last night? I stopped after Phil Spencer left? Shit got bad?

I missed last night. I heard Xavier Woods was on though.

Patrick had an actually entertaining story to share, Plante and McElroy went on and on about the most boring shit.

Like 30 minutes about sticking amiibos in his mouth? What the fuck.

There was sick ass Jenga game played by Tim Schafer and another Double Fine dev. Everything else was meh until a bunch of other journos came on to close the night and it got worse and worse.

tim schafer
patrick
polygon employess

Yeah that was a good segment

what happened? i missed it and was gonna catch up on it after tonight's show

who's this nigga

First segment was good.
Last segment was awful.
The rest was alright.

Jeff Bakalar confirmed

jenga kill screen

He covers games and other shit for The Verge (Polygon's sister site) unfortunately so he's still got an "in"

I feel like he's another case like Arthur Gies where a couple years ago he was totally fine and then suddenly he decided to sip way too much of the Kool-Aid and became terrible.

>Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
Did I miss something?

I know Plante wrote that awful Verge article and Justin was sort of poking into that same territory too, but I didn't see Griffin say anything remotely close to that outside of the gun control tweets which didn't bring E3/games into the conversation as far as I saw.

>austin

DREWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That's Jeff from the GBEast podcast? That is the most Canadian looking motherfucker I've ever seen.

I'VE GOT A CONFESSION FOR YOU

is the google doc dead

new jersey, actually

He was drunk and funny.

Can Brad end a sentence properly

Why are people watching this?
Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
I know that one guy was literally fucking pissed, like you could see it on his face, and when the one guy laughed at "Coon" he was like "YES THAT'S HIS NAME", and then he was just silent.

Nothing. Last night was great, and Sup Forums got unreasonably triggered by Polygon writers.

>tfw you wish it was just Jeff, Brad, Dan and Vinny

none of that happened

I can't believe Dan doesn't know about Warhammer 40k, it's quintessential Dan-core alongside shitty dadrock and amiibos

is this the last day or is there a day4?

user this is some of the most pathetic hearsay I've ever seen in my life. You can actually go back and watch the archive to see that what you said is blowing it out of proportion like a mother fucker.

Calm down.

i remember on the bombcast there was some secret amazing guest they got, it may have been a joke... if not, who was it? or who is it

this lighting makes it look like austin painted his forearms darker

>tfw seeing Patrick on the occasional yearly stream isn't so bad

Brad can't properly anything

>some people disagreed with me over a five minute segment, so you should NEVER WATCH THEM AGAIN!

Nah. Giant Bomb is still great.

peter stormare. he dropped out

not joking

last day

That whole thing was beautifully bizarre.

>TAU
>SPACE COMMUNIST


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>Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
One of them gave a "really?" look at another one of the guys when "The Coon" was mentioned

that's it

>no one likes nier automata

I guess it's not playable but still, it seems weird that none of them like the gameplay shown.

tau are shitheads that only weeaboos like

oh man. that fucking sucks, it would have been crazy. he was supposed to be at e3 for what reason though? until dawn has been and gone

none of them like nier and dont like character action games

He's probably just in LA.

Brad was the only one who laughed, and he only laughed when the initial trailer cut to the South Park stuff.

Halfway through they were all saying that it was uncomfortable and not funny.

Alex was the worst of the lot though, since he loudly proclaimed that the most recent season wasn't good when PC Principal showed up.

Mmm.. so you're saying that Sup Forums exaggerated and blew things up waaayy outta proportion?

Shocking.

Is Austin meant to be their token black person?

He's barely tan.

no clue. maybe he's just in the LA area? Alex revealed it on the e3 drive on Saturday

>jeff bakalar is on a stream for the first time
>he's a fucking cutie

I know there was a reason i was reason i was warming up on him so much. He's my second favorite on giantbeastcast after vinny.

He's meant to be the news writer...

>having a bald fetish
The cutest GB boy will always be Dave.___

>freakers
Days Gone seems like such a shit game.

shitty and generic

dude

ZOMBIES LMAO

They use the word "zombie" in The Walking Dead comic all the fucking time.

Griffin, right alongside Patrick, was disparaging people for looking at Cidney in the Final Fantasy XV VR demo, which is half its point. Hell, Griffin was even the one who started it.

I guess Bayonetta and MGR aren't character action games.

It's a stupid word but you can't really call them zombies. They eat, they drink, they sleep and they go down without having to shoot them in the head

what are you talking about? Jeff B has a full head of hair

unless you're talking about vinny in which case you're dumb if he's not your #1 pick, regardless of hair

Is Jeff married?

none of them like those

>Austin trying to be black
>Jeff trying to pick it up, but he knows it's forced

Come on. If you can't laugh at men in a room full of people ridiculously ogling some CG bitch in VR, you don't have a soul.

Yeah

>they don't like Nier so they don't like character action games
>Brad didn't like DMC and DmC
>Jason doesn't like all of Platinum's shit
>Jeff didn't like MGR
>just because they don't like Nier

Austin needs to get some clothes that have a fit to them, he just look amorphous on the couch.

Backalar or Gerstmann? Both are but Jeff B is married with a kid