I-It's not my fault, officer! She told me she was 1000 years old!

>I-It's not my fault, officer! She told me she was 1000 years old!

Only burgerclaps would get arrested for something like this

well she is

>Only U.S citizens would get arrested for pedophilia
Sorry for living in a civilized country

You're thinking Australia

im gay

>You're arrested for necrophilia

actually is uk, canadaa and australia ho and some shithole somewhere by philippines.

Playing this game was just agonizing.

>Anime is real

Always knew it, thanks for clearing ti up.

>What do you mean she's 3 years old, officer?

No officer, do not apply human laws to non-human sentient beings.

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Ah shit...

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sauce? asking for a friend haha

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here we go

Remember when drawings didn't have rights?

did I allow you to stop at one?

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>what do you mean she's in grade 5

Henneko

With the exception of north Africa, older age of consents actually seems to be more common in third world countries than anywhere else.

And to think all this drama wouldn't have occured if they simply had just prevented Nowi from being a marriage option.

> muh keeds
More like cucked country

It's time to expel the pedophiles from our video games. Our hobby is at risk

Stop all things related to sex, it's bad. Oh and by the way, please buy our latest violence simulator/ exploitation movie!

I don't remember there being any big drama though.

the starter pack meme feels pretty shoehorned when it's not a collection of objects.

>its okay. She's a man

>anime women aren't objects
reddit pls

A 1000-year old being isn't a child you stupid burger

>normies

That's an onahole.

Completely different characters than humans, and they are drawings. I don't quite understand.

>Sup Forums writes a videogame

>twintails

This meme is dumb. What matters is mental age, not body appearance. So yes, it's fine if she's 1000 years old.

>What do you mean she's a 9th grader?

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Why would you marry Nowi when you can have her daughter?

Why would you marry Nah when you can have Tiki?

Random tangent, but there's an episode of Law & Order:SVU where the premise of the episode is some 18 year old girl with a condition that didnt let her grow past age 10-11 or something fucking off with her 30 something year old boyfriend. The episode ends with the court declaring it legal, the two make out outside the courtyard and a cop immediately tries to bust him for pedophelia lol

>not liking lolis
Fuck off with your disgusting ageism, bigot

Why go for Tiki when she only want's Marth's dick?

Now here's an user that's asking the right questions.

Technically she IS 1000 years old. Are you telling us if an adult woman is small and flat-chested she's not allowed to have a boyfriend?

I'm not comfortable with the way they're touching little Cirno.

Because I'm not into toddlercon
>'Talk my age', my mother says. I may as well practice drooling before a mirror!

What is this condition and how do I infect people with it?

Those are some pretty hot implications tbqh

You should go all Wesker and infect the world with it, everyone become perma-shotas and lolis, Earth best end.

like Dokuro-chan?

Yeah, pretty much

It's not my fault, officer. She told me was a slut.

What if the loli violates you?

The whole point of the abuse was to get the dude to admit he was a pedo, though. Which he was.

It's not my fault officer, she told me she was a succubus

Perfectly legal, then