The last video game character you played as is your roommate for the next year

The last video game character you played as is your roommate for the next year.
How fucked are you?

>Generic Nazi soldier in Red Orchestra 2

Look, man, I have a girl coming over tonight, she's Jewish, just chill the fuck out okay?

>Luke fon Fabre
I hate it.

...

>Geralt
Don't think I have to worry, he'll be out fighting monsters and shit like all the time.

Pretty good except that my fridge is fucked.

It's gonna be a good year

I've always wanted a bunny.

Also, he might bring back some sexy wenches for you to fuck.

Could be worse I guess.

>Storm-1
So why did you join the EDF?

>Zenyatta

Seems pretty chill.

I'll have to safety proof the house so he doesn't kill himself when he flubs.

sick. bros for life

Squall, he'll never talk me, could be worse.

Link.

I don't think he'll be around very much.

SUMMON THE WHORES

you lucky

>Gordon Freeman
Probably keep to himself, hopefully no aliums come and fuck up my apartment.

Big Boss?

I'm really okay with this.

>Mega Man gets to live with a dysfunctional family of failures

>Mercy

Lot of spaghetti spilling at first, hopefully I can get my shit together fast and close the deal.

Uh oh

>Hitman
D A L E

INTERNATIONAL

I N T E R N A T I O N A L

MR WORLDWIDE

I dont see my new roommate

With any luck he'll teach me invisibility tricks

>Fem fallout 4 protag
You mean I get to live with a living sex doll of my own creation who's incredibly proficient at just about everything? Assuming she actually stops to talk to me instead of just robbing me, I have to imagine she'd like the personality that she's based on.

He's only home like 8 hours a month and he just sleeps when he is home

>Dark Souls III
>character was a naked invisible Slav who spammed poison at everything for cheese kills

I'm pretty fucked. He liked backstabbing everything too.

>Wii Fit Trainer
Many awkward moments when she's doing her stretches.

Fuck

Me

Junkrat. I dont think we're compatible.

Oooh baby! Guess whose laundry I'm going to go through for jerk-off material?

>Heimerdinger

He'd definitely be able to help me when I get stuck in my CS work. He'd probably leave his shit everywhere though.

I knew I should've played survivor for my last game...

every animal in a 5 mile radius except cats and pigs are dead

>just got done leveling up my Female Saiyan in XV.

This is going to be fun. I'll have to stock up on food, though.

I need to stock up on sardines.

>user what time is it?
>idk let me che-

IT'S HIGH NOON

Hey, DoomGuy is a nice guy if you aren't a demon or a Satan-worshipping asshole. Being his roommate is probably the safest you'll ever be.

>CS work
Nice double a tundra.

>John Marston
Well.

Hope it's not Red Undead John Marshton.

The commander from xcom 2... So myself?

>dante
Damn

Oh boi

>Human female noble rogue
>Alistair
>Wynne
>Leliana

That actually seems like it would be a good group of roommates.

>Brittany from Pikmin 3
More like Dickmin, amiright? There would be juice everywhere.

Got a bad feeling about this.

I'd let Snake fuck me in the ass so pretty fucked literally desu

interesting

she's like an inch tall though

>Jacob Frye

sounds good

The tinkerbell experince

Shulk

>Hey shulk, wanna grab a bite with me?
>I'm not really feeling it

What are you planning you sick fuck

>Lucio
I get some good music to listen to while studying. He seems like a chill guy too, I'm okay with this

Just like his dick :^]

shulk would be a chill-ass roommate

On the bright side, he could introduce you to Melia.

mercy, very fucked hopefully

...

He'd make a great bro, but I get a feeling at some point I'd get be taken hostage by a Talon agent or something preferably Widowmaker
Also the man could teach me to shoot better, be the greatest wingman of all time and even get me a job at Overwatch or something.

All in all, it'd be pretty fucking based.

plus I wouldn't have to worry about oversleeping during the weekends

DELETE THIS!
Mercy is pure.

DR Winston I'm High Noon
what did he mean by this?

>Megaman

I can live with this. his original purpose was to be an assistant anyways, right?

He meant that it's midnight on the opposite side of the world compared to his current position.

but he isn't your service droid

Wonder if he'll ever invite Roll over to fuck. Or if he'd be OK with you joining in. Probably not, he seems like he'd be overprotective.

>Phara

I'm more than okay with this

I'm not saying I'd want him to be. I'm just saying that if it came down to it, he can probably clean up after himself, which is better than most roommates will do.

I'd probably end up cheating on Melia

>Corvo
Might have been wierd with his lack of personality in the first game, but the second game seems to have rectified the silent protagonist problem and he is good dad
Im okwith this

Given how her emotions can be weaponized, this is probably bad.

>Phara

meant for

pure healslut

We'd be crime fighting bros

????

Not if you have self-control, you degenerate. You will take full advantage of this situation and marry the damn bird girl, and be faithful to her.

just be the pandering beta you already are.

eddie brock can be a cool guy as long you don't piss him off.

Wonder if he could hook you up with a symbiote. I wouldn't mind having a devoted, powerful alien with me at all times. Plus it could probably shapeshift into whatever I wanted to provide "relief".

>Jotaro Kujo
As long as I don't annoy him, I think I'll be alright.

>I'm a beta, must mean everyone here is
Get lost pussy.

But lots of cake, and then only buy one slice one day and put it on your dick.

You're gonna get fucked up by enemy stands. Maybe you'll get hit by a stand arrow.

Leon Kennedy.

He's an emo faggot, but I guess he's ok.

Seems lika fun friend to have

no :^)

He'll probably attract lots of good pussy and then refuse to fuck it, so you've got a great chance to be a lot of people's second choice.

それは違うぞ!

>elena

Fuck. Yes.

This is either really good or really bad

I could end up losing my skeleton or getting genetically amped up.

symbiotes don't tend to be fans of their spawn.

>Maybe you'll get hit by a stand arrow.
At least something good will happen in my life.

>tfw playing through Morrowind, roleplaying as the lusty argonian maid

>fucking an actual alien with teeth and with presumably acidic abilities
I'll pass, thanks

Sonic

Oh shit, I get to meet Rouge and Blaze

Venom was pretty ok with Mania's symbiote in the Agent Venom comics. I'm sure they'd get along if it was beneficial to their hosts. If anything, the symbiotes would act like in-laws.

>not wanting to fuck a shapeshifting alien yandere who is completely devoted to you, can give you cool powers, and loves you instinctually.

Hello there, Peter. No wonder your love life is so shit.

how about these guys