If you don't preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition and the Skyrim™ Special Edition as soon as they're available...

If you don't preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition and the Skyrim™ Special Edition as soon as they're available, I'm going to pull the fucking ring and blow everyone in this room to fucking bits. You don't want that, now do you? Preorder the fucking game.

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I'm so glad Toddposting is back.

How about regular Skyrim on gog.com?

...motherfucker your the one that said I can have it for free

Joke's on you, I'm in Australia. Your grenade can't reach me through all the spiders

FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MASTERPIECE FOR FREE. YOU WILL REBUY SKYRIM WITH A PISS FILTER OR I'LL BEAT YOUR MANLET ASS DOWN

>Toddposting will be dead once Skyrim comes out again

>implying i don't want to die

Put that down Todd, you don't have enough points invested in explosives to do much with it.

STOP MAKING TODD THREADS. HOLY SHIT I ALREADY BOUGHT THE LEGENDARY EDITION WAY BACK IN 2015. STOP.

Go ahead, you little bitch. Everyone know you're all talk.

No todd ...I refuse

Alright, but what if I cancel the pre-order later

Fuck you all why are you so mean to Todd? I mean, I'm not him but I don't think he deserve all this. So to do my part, I will pre-order Skyrim Remastered 3 times and also buy the Fallout 4 season pass. Suck it haters.

Todd bls, I spent my money on Witcher 3 dlc.

FUCKING

BUY

IT

AGAIN

But we did not even get new Todd-brand lies this year.

Pupper of the sleep, good night.

But Todd, you already said I'm getting for free!

underrated

Go for it faggot, i'll make sure you take as much shrapnel from it as I will though

Sleep tight pugger

God, this guy looks like the biggest cuck on the planet.

Exactly how tall is Todd?

Jokes on you.

He's the biggest alpha male on the planet with a harem of over 100+ women. They all sleep exclusively with him.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SAWYER! I KNOW THAT'S YOU, YOU BALDING FAGGOT! NEW VEGAS WAS TRASH AND SO ARE YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY GAME!

Shorter than Kaley Cucko

Why does Todd sound so high pitched?

Sorry Todd ive already decided to continue to pirating all Bethesda games

I like retard pepe

A-Alright Todd I'll do it, I'll even buy two copies for my friend. Just put the grenade down okay?

I like to think Todd has seen a shitposting thread about himself

That depends, will all my current mods still work?

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That's a big hand Todd

For you

DELETE THIS

i never said that you cheap fucks. buy it again or i'll never release the next elder scrolls and you'll be eating spinoffs for the rest of your lives.

Learn to type first.

"Well congratulations you fucked up fallout 4 what's the next step of your master plan?"

just do it Todd, it will work out, just pull the ring.

I'm getting it for free.

Don't worry, I also bought the Fallout 4 season pass

Didn't expect to laugh this hard this early

S-sorry Todd, I don't have any money. Perhaps there is some.... other way I can pay for your game?

Already preordered bud no need to do anything crazy

I like to think he's actually one of those "I'm not Todd, but..." posts.

I accept credit, bitcoin, and IOUs as well.

i have already skyrim with all dlc , so fuck off todd and give me the free update

A-any other ways?

SEND HELP

>Implying that we'll keep buying ES games and its spinoffs.

So do I but I'm def buying this one to keep supporting people that definitely care about their games and not money

jej

I bet he's in this thread right now...

>implying i can't just mod skyrim or oblivion or morrowind forever

Hand out these flyers for Fallout 4. I need to let more people know about our great games. In exchange for that, you can have the honor of pre-ordering Skyrim Remastered.

No chance, he's really busy. Do you really think I have the time to be browsing a weaboo imageboard while developing quality DLC for Fallout 4?

I already played Skyrim and liked it Todd

I'll wait till Elder Scrolls 6

And no I don't want to play Online

>Always hope someone has or posts the full "I win." Todd copypasta
>No one ever does

Does anyone else want to be friends with Todd? He seems like super awesome dude to hang out with.

Your games are trash you fucking faggot manlet

I'd ask him a lot of angry questions about Fallout 4 first, but he'd win me over in the end

Me. I like to pretend he makes all these memes because he can take a joke.

Look, all jokes aside the new Skyrim remake is looking extremely great, Bethesda is one of the most leading company when it comes to fun, well developed gameplay.

Who here hasnt played Skyrim, or even oblivion? It's a monument of a game, that rightfully gained worldwide recognition.

I'm currently having more fun than I ever had in years enjoying Fallout 4, the new Skyrim release will be an absolute masterpiece I guarantee it.

Oh be warned, a good friend of mine illegally downloaded F4 and his entire 2000 dollar computer got irreversibly effected by multiple viruses, and this guy really knows computers and torrents, yet it happened! Buy it from a legit source such as Steam, don't even risk illegally downloading DLC, many people even get fines of thousands of dollars! So it's more than just the moral equation of supporting the honorable and hardworking developers, it can save your life from horrible consequences.

is this literally just a graphicx update or what
?

k.

hmm, hey that frog face is just a mask!

I can't hate Todd Howard for some reason.
I can always see so much faith in his eyes when he talks.He belives in his work.

i concur ! fus ro dah xD

(You)

We know it's you Todd!

She is listed at 5′ 6...Sooo, Todd must be about 5'4 or so.

This plus a 1000 times!! I can't even describe the highly evolved gameplay Bethesda releases! When people from the future looks back at our times, they will bask in the glory Bethesda gave them in terms of high quality gaming, changing our entire perspective of questions such as "What is a video game? Is it just mindless fun, or a gateway to a higher existance and knowledge, making you feel incredible and unexplainable things?"

And the answer will be Yes!! Because we are lucky to live in a time where one of the worlds, (if not the universe!) greatest minds inspired us all with the most epic experience one can have, playing Skyrim and all its incredibly big and generous, glorious DLC's has been a lifechanging moment both for me and millions, if not billions of other people!

Keep it up Bethesda! // Forever a devouted fan - Olivia from Bolivia

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He's a social inept nerd. He don't use facebook or twitter or anything other fancy but hang on ordinary forums if his friends are to be believed.

Thanks Olivia! It's always nice to hear someone else enjoyed Todd's games. What else are you looking forward to from my next game?

>Olivia from Bolivia
Kek

>If you don't preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition and the Skyrim™ Special Edition

1.88m (6'3) he's super big! haha ;)

Do it, you little bitch. A grenade aint gonna blow us all up. Besides I pirated Skyrim when it came out I am planning on doing that again.

Hey Todd, I fucked your wife last night after we played Witcher 3. She loved it.

Thats not funny Todd you shouldn't joke about things like that.

Todd is such a pure waifu

Don't worry senpai - it's a day one purchase for me

He really would
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>if his friends are to be believed
>friends
>social inept nerd [sic]

The oblivion dev diaries were pretty much the peak of Todd Howard's lies.

The things he sprouts these days don't even compare. Back then he seriously fooled a ton of people and managed to hype up everyone to the point that Oblivion looked like the second coming of Christ at one point.

Not implementing proposed features and cutting content doesn't equal lies, user.

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Preorder twice.

Actually, I am quite certain that all of that does equal lies, user.

No, Todd.
I won't preorder twice.

I'm glad you're not a project leader.

Just do it, alright.

Hold on a second there user, I would probably have done the same but lets not kid ourselfs, those are lies.

Nice try Todd.

What was the purpose of remasting Skyrim when mods do it better?

t. Todd Howard

He couldn't have known they wouldn't be able to implement certain features and would have to cut certain content, that's just the nature of development, you can't call something that was a truth at a certain time and no longer is a lie.

Okay, lets be real here

It's not a very good game, I acknowledge that. But just buy it. It would make my day a lot better and I'm sure you can find some fun out of the game. We spent a lot of time making it and I have sales figures to meet.

So let's make a deal - You buy Skyrim Remastered and I promise TES VI will be actually good. We good?