I do not play for competition. I do not play to socialize. I do not play for story. I do not play for graphics. I do not play to escape reality. I play for one and only one reason, to have fun. I only play a game with fun gameplay. This limits me to a very small selection of games. As most games out there today are either for competitive value or for story or for graphics.
To be a flawless game it needs:
- Superior polished gameplay - No need to pay attention to story - Simple, non-flashy graphics. Anything that runs on old-gen machines or lower is fine. - Single Player only (this way you're playing for the game, and not for other reasons) - The gameplay loop must be fun. So no half-life, no Final Fantasy (which is disregarded anyway because it is story-heavy) - Because the game has to be fun, it can't be too challenging, so games like Ninja Gaiden are fundamentally bad
Perhaps you guys will learn one day what it means to be a true perfect gamer. If you disagree with me, its because you aren't a gamer.
I GUESS ALL THOSE WORLD FAMOUS WORKS OF LITERATURE WOULD BE SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER IF WE JUST DISTILLED THEM TO ONE OR TWO SENTENCES, RIGHT GUYS? FUCK EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN THAT MAKES THE JOURNEY MEANINGFUL, LET'S JUST WRITE "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS BAD THINGS, THEN THEY WERE FIXED, THE END"!
Michael Smith
Sounds pretty unrefined to me
The best taste in gaming is a diverse taste in gaming 3057
I don't make arbitrary rules about what I can and cannot enjoy before I play it. I let the game decide if it will entertain me, and if it does, I keep playing it
Kayden Young
What is love
Brayden Morris
>implying the worst 3d mario game is fun
Grayson Wilson
That's not Sunshine bro.
Nicholas Wood
>The binding of isaac
Cool, found the perfect game, what's next...
Jace Watson
>calling yourself a gamer wow you've managed to show you're the worst kind of faggot in the first sentance, good job! kys
Colton Young
I can hear you tip your fedora from here
Ryder Reyes
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Justin Martinez
Videogames aren't defined by their narrative, though.
Nicholas Richardson
I play for competition and I do have fun beating you at the games you love
Benjamin Ramirez
Funny, I've thought of the same game.
Jordan Foster
>the gameplay loop must be fun
What's fun about shooting the same enemies over and over?
You really need to open your mind a little, and realize you are immature. If you think Binding of Isaac even comes close to perfection, you are a complete imbecile.
I could take the time to educate you and discuss in a gentlemanly manner, but fuck it, you are beyond educating. It'd just go over your head.
