What kind of gaming water does Sup Forums use?

What kind of gaming water does Sup Forums use?

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>gaming water

Guess I'll need something to push these down

Thanks Sherlock.

>PC gaming conference
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How else you gonna ROFLSTOMP newbies?

yw

What does Sup Forums think of soda/mineral water?
It's basically water but better in my opinion.

I've been doing it all wrong.

He was a fine looking guy when he was younger. Nowadays he is he the JUSTest man ever.

is this real

Why wouldn't it be?

>mineral water
enjoy getting kidney stones
>soda
enjoy getting stomach cancer and having your DNA fucked up

>1080p
>680x445
kys

What the fuck is wrong with that face?

this canteen will go great with my gaming fax machine

>bait

AND IT TASTES

AH FUCK ALL

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is that what i think it is?

>gamer food
I love how they're marketing them not as actual food, but rather like dog food, even the packaging looks like that of dog food.

he obviously meant club soda you afro americans

10/10 I chuckled

it's in the fucking filename you nigger

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Does this shit manifest in your kidneys if you are too edgy?

>It is unlikely that drinking too much mineral water will cause kidney stones.

biology.stackexchange.com/questions/8778/can-the-excessive-consumption-of-mineral-water-lead-to-kidney-stones-or-other-he

yes

Couldn't it have been smoother? Nature is cruel.

It's crystals mate, of course it's gonna be edgy.

What the fuck is club soda?
In Aus mineral water is basically just carbonated water.

This would make a decent molotov cucktail

>all those jagged edges
Poor fucker must've suffered

Nah user.

Obesity, diabetes, dehydration, and way too many sugary drinks are the main causes of kidney stones.

Drinking moderate amounts of alcohol, a beer daily or glass of wine a week, can lower your chances of getting stones by flushing out your system. Too much alcohol can cause stones by dehydrating your body.

brb drinking water

tfw reading
>Drinking moderate amounts of alcohol, a beer daily or glass of wine a week, can lower your chances of getting stones
yeah I'm fucking saf-
>Too much alcohol can cause stones by dehydrating your body.


my left kidney started to hurt a little just now, am I going to di?

Yes

Source: I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to be one on a Chinese cartoon forum

club soda is artificially made

they take plain water and add minerals plus carbonation

if it's labelled mineral water it's naturally occurring

">mineral water
enjoy getting kidney stones"

It is unlikely that drinking too much mineral water will cause kidney stones. One of the chief causes of kidney stones is dehydration.

WATER ALL THE DAY BRO

mom just won't stop buying sodas how do I get her to buy me mineral water? REEEEEEEEEEE

Doesn't beer qualify as sugary drink? It's pretty much liquid bread.

imagine

It's his gamer face

Refuse to drink the soda

Am I safe if I drink nothing but milk and water

>in 1080p
>680x445

Drink tap water. Unless you live in some shithole country it should be good.

>Unless you live in some shithole country
Like the United States?

>claim to be a first world country
>cant drink water from the tap

Tap water in my city is literally the hardest tap water in my entire country. Like one glass is over 100% of daily intake of calcium. It's a recipe for kidney stones.

It's actually better and cheaper than regular energy drinks. Only downside is that it gives you cancer.

Thats unlucky as fuck, good tap water is easily the best and easiest to get shit you can drink.
Well, tell your mother she's deliberately shortening your lifespan by buying shitty cancer causing sodas.

I don't like it.
Tap water or bust, because I live in a place with seriously tasty tap water. Got all that limestone filtration and sheep piss adding to it.

>Drinking the fluorine jew

I'm not American user, our country isn't literally evil jews.
yet

Hard water barely increases the incidence of kidney stones, if at all. There are more studies saying soft water is worse than there are saying hard water is worse. Granted, these studies are based on sane water sources that go up to around 300mg a litre, not whatever retard water you've got that's pushing 2000mg a litre.

It's still probably better than soda.

This is why Americans drink soda

Go back to bed uncle Sup Forums!

>gives you cancer

Based on appearance that is a Calcium Oxalate Dihydrate stone, definitely not caused by mineral water but likely excessive dairy consumption

>gamer juice

Well, looks like you're fucked

>not using lurker fuel

Doesn't that come out of your dick?

>see this
>Pure Pwnage theme starts playing

Shitty marketing gimmicks aside, Bawls is pretty much the only guarana soda you can get in North America with any consistency. It's a unique and pretty good flavour.

>1▶
What kind of gaming water does Sup Forums use?
all these 1's at the end 1+1+1= 3 half life 3 confirmed on Sup Forums

I don't think you understand how molotov cocktails work

>soda gives you that shit
>alcohol too
>even fucking mineral water

What the fuck am I supposed to drink?

>all of that came out of a dick
I can handle a lot, but not that.

>He doesn't have a gaming teleprinter

Fucking pleb

Water.

Alkaline water
it's the new meme

maybe you are just sick

water should not affect how you poop....

Are you stupid?
That shit wouldn't even go past the ureters.

Don't worry, you generally pass out halfway through after screaming incomprehensibly for 20 minutes, and then your brain blocks out the entire experience so you don't go mad.

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>Fatal1ty

Who?

He invented food or something

not when it's that big

and since it's on gauze, the person is likely at a hospital and it was removed surgically

>country literally has the best tap water in the world
>people still buy "mineral" water that has less minerals than tap water
>they actually pay more than a hundred times the price for a worse product

To answer your question, since i started drinking gamerwater my lags/frags ratio has gone through the roof. It's actually even more effective than gamer glasses, believe it or not.

>water sugar mangu pulp (9%)*, acidity regulator (citric acid), strawberry juice concentrate (0.1%)*, taurine, stabilizer (Pectine), caffeine, vitamins (vitamin C, niacin, pantothenic acid, b6) inositol, ginseng extract, d glucuronolactone, and guarana extract
>*artificial concentrate

Saw this on a shelf once and had to buy it because it's the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

It tastes like complete shit, I don't even know how you make water taste bad but they sure managed.

Your own piss.

>gives you that shit
What shit?
>alcohol helps you shit
>the more water you drink the easier shit goes out
dunno about soda never drinked that

milk causes prostate cancer

>2016 Anno Domini (The Year of Our Lord)
>using fax
step it up nigga

>*artificial concentrate

>excess fairy consumption
sweet merciful lord kill me now

That shit costed like 3€ for a bottle here in Finland. I remember seeing that shit on the shelf and wondering that is this the new maymay of the normies.

all water has minerals in it you retard

'Mineral' water is just marketing

Do 'gamers' actually fall for that marketing bullshit of adding "gaming" prefix to every device or item?

He's the 12 time world champion of something!

what about orange juice?
>mfw literally almost overdosing on vitamin C

This isn't real. I'm not even going to bother googling it.

This guy

cheels

Citrus fruits tend to be good at dissolving those stones if you have them, I think.

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It is actually good, I wish it was more widely sold. I even like it better than the "famous" BR guarana soda.