Janine Hawkins is Giant Bomb's new News Editor

Here she is, friends! She contributed to GB a while back.
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>she

Is that a man?

>has

>janine

Why do trannies always choose stupid ass names for themselves?

Nope! Janine is a woman. She's actually pretty cool.

>tfw you're so cucked by the world that you just tell yourself every woman is a tranny because you've never sexed a woman

Does this mean she'll be on any of the podcasts? That person's tweets look insipid as fuck and I can only imagine her as a shrill voice on my normally chill commute.

Source?

>mustache
>masculine face

Is her penis feminine?

whats with the face hair then?

Seems alright going from the twitter.

real women have goatees you virgin

I think it's a shadow that got weird in a lower res.

>a giant

So progressive!

>problem glasses
>muh female Link
lmao have fun getting the tumblr pill fed to you in the Giant Bomb piece of hot dog.
>I-IT'LL BE GOOD WITHOUT PATRICK
>I-IT'LL BE GOOD WITHOUT AUSTIN
>I-IT'LL BE GOOD WITHOUT JANINE

Is Giant Bomb still popular? I have not watched GB in almost 2 years as they became too annoying to watch.

Please don't make stuff up OP, you might accidentally confuse people

I have you know I see a hooker once a month

They failed to understand Carmageddon. 0/5

twitter.com/John_Carson/status/743703264231718916

Confirmed. Liked by Austin Walker, too.

>Twitter
fucking *shudder*

Disgusting.

This is your news editor tonight.

You people always complain about the members of that piece of shit, why not just drop it? It's that simple.

Giant Bomb is just a sjw outlet. They don't really care for games, they just want to push their agenda.

I honestly don't understand who's paying all these people anymore. I mean, I understood that the game companies were paying the game magazines for promotion etc, that's the normal relationship every "hobby/industry media" has with the source that gives them shit to review really, but it looks like someone's paying both the game companies and the magazines/sites nowadays.

>now that kotaku is dead
>ppl shitposting about GB instead

Aren't those the jews who do premium streams?

Oh look, it's another non-misogynistic woman-hating thread. Haven't seen one of these in, what's it been, an hour?

WHERE IS CARRIE COUSCOUS

>woman

Fuck off Janine. Here's another random, meaningless anonymous rape threat for your "I am victim" collage.

>non-misogynistic woman-hating

Well this is an interesting piece of b8

A nice spin on it

8/10

So the readers/watchers are paying to be brainwashed?

>dick

"woman" kek

bait

If you guys are waking up like the rest of us to how trash GB is, we over at Easy Allies welcome you.
Come see fun video game content again brothers. Life doesn't have to be so bad.

Women can be hairy as fuck, dude. Not as much so as men, but depending on genetics women have a lot of hair.

Yeah, go check out an Easy Allies stream and realize that GB at its worst is better than any other site by a country mile.

>Legend of zelda
>Story ultimately about two fucking retards stuck in a time paradox loop or some shit where link has to keep saving the same woman over AND OVER AND OVER

>WHY ISN'T LINK A GRILL

Giant Bomb funds themselves in the way that George W. Bush got elected: "You'd have a beer with them."

They're the lowest common denominator as far as gaming ability goes, and the same is true for intellectual sophistication. Professionalism is not a matter for them to the point that they have "Unprofessional Fridays" where the joke is that every day already is an unprofessional day and they struggle to follow onscreen instruction. Basically every one of their hires has been known as a huge loudmouth personality at some point and gained their popularity that way.

They finance themselves in the same way all the scum does: through internet donations and subscriptions, though they have their own subscription system rather than being hipsters that have a patreon.

>most knowledgeable vets in the industry
>lowest common denominator

> Looking around for new podcasts
> Downloading randoms just to get a feel for them
> Giantbombcast comes on
> Actually talk about games and news
> Later on talk about their time in the industry and give funny stories
> Subscribed
> Watch them doing talk over E3 streams
> Austin gets visibly triggered during Southpark about a white character named the coon
> Doesn't even flinch at a jewish character named the kite
> See this shit
I caught them on a good day didn't I?

>knowledgeable vets

Hows being 12?

hahahahahahahaha

Having been around for a long time only makes you knowledgeable if you're in the habit of actually absorbing and processing the knowledge available in your environment.

Which again, people struggling to follow onscreen instruction aren't the best at.

It's pretty good. Middle school pizza is way better than elementary school pizza.

>Dog

That's clearly a wolf stop oppressing his species

Looks like a tranny mate, I don't know what to believe anymore.

You're just looking for substitutes for having friends to chat about vidya with.

It's their appeal, but it doesn't qualify them as journalists or entitle them to your money.

Check out Easy Allies, they stay on topic all the time and are so passionate about games that it can cure the negativity you experience from Sup Forums every day.

To be fair I'm looking for substitutes for having to make conversation with random people on a train/bus for almost 2 hours. But I see your point.

Also
> Giving money to podcasters
laughingelfman.jpg

why I am so piglike in appearance?

What kinda podcasts you into mate? Maybe I got a hookup for you.

You into movies? Wrestling? Books?
Ironically writing erotic fanfiction?

>Easy Allies
pfftt

why does everyone say austin got triggered by that line in south park
would you not react even the slightest if someone went
HA HA AHHHHHH NIGGERS!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

The Easy Allies street team is disgusting. If you're an editor there, doubly so.

Honestly will stop listening to the Giant Beastcast then, shame because I really liked it.

Hire checklist:
>black guy - checked
>woman - checked soon
>asian - tbc
>homosexual - tbc
>tranny - tbc

Well they are working hard!

I'll give them a listen but I promise nothing, I just need a way to help pass the time.

right now I'm just dipping my toes in, so movies and games. I tried some book podcasts and wasn't really a fan. Plus they inspired me to read on a train and I had a bad experience.

Wasn't the first coon and friends episode made in like 2010 or something? It's an old joke, so I just shrug and move on with my life. If they made Tolkien the Coon, then I'd be offended. Also I'm on Sup Forums people go
> HA HA AHHHHHH NIGGERS!
all the goddamn time.

kek where do they even find these people