See this. What do?

See this. What do?

Rape.

>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of Spicy Sauteed Peppers.

Warm him up. With my dick.

Go home and rethink my life.

>get triggered and complain on reddit about how Nintendo forces you to play as some cishet male rapist

>hero of time
>carries 150lbs worth of equipment behind his back
>somehow can't handle fucking cold
Fuck off Nintendo

>A shield, an axe and a bow somehow weigh slightly less than 150 lbs

Why is his face so feminine?
Why is his waistline so feminine?
Why are his thighs that thick?

Hyrule has stronger gravity than Earth, duh.

Because its zelda your moron.

Gotta get around with not being able to include Linkle Dinkle

can't wait for the desert level and his sweating animation where he has to fan under his shirt to keep cool

Am I supposed to be looking at the milk jugs in the top right?

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warm

Give him a hug

Running man dance

Woodcutting simulator
>not building a fire

This is trash.

please stop making these threads paleo

A BARREL ROLL.

OoT attracted the homos to the series so they have to keep pandering to them.

What if the gimmick in this game is that you're both link and zelda, and the "pulling/inserting the sword to change time periods" in this game swaps your genders?

He should make pee pee to warm himself haha

unzip dick

Why is link so ugly in this game. TP was his prime. SS had those fucking lips

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>ugly
BotW Link is feminine and cute as fuck. SS Link looked fucking weird.

Demand a sex change.

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sick reference bro

Why is everyone on Sup Forums so gay

Is this what happens if you go so long with any intimate female interaction?

DICC IN BUTT

What have they done

I really hope Zelda is a girl in this game, otherwise I might just be a homosexual.

>ctrl + f
>"eggs"
>0 hits

come on, Sup Forums

Don't do this to me user

You're trying to make a joke here but seriously, yes.

Without proper female contact over an extended period of time you're forced to find more and more depraved things to fap to to satisfy your urges and then before you know it you've arrived in gaytown.

Also being gay is a meme now so we kinda just have to deal with it.

i'm at work trying to control my boner and you post this
fuck me

It's all makes sense now

I can squat 4 plate but the cold still turns me into a bitch.

Skyward Sword objectively has the worst link design. You need to leave.

Why else do you think men raping men is such a problem in prisons?

Make the worthless slut strip

that would be the artwork for Zelda 2

I'm saying skyward sword was terrible. He had these weird fucking lips or something. TP link is best link

Something beautiful, thats what. Bullying Link is going to be my favorite part of this game desu

>TP link is best link

this is the best link

Yeah he did look pretty weird in a way but BotW Link looks wayy better if you ask me

>Not wanting twink Link
I pity you, user.

Can't you people enjoy a game without wanting to screw everything you see? Y'all probably have tetris block dildoes or something. You all make me like the things I like less.

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delete this. Link is pure

>You all make me like the things I like less.
horny?

I have yet to be sexually aroused by a blade of grass in a video game.

A flower, yes, but not a blade of grass.

Because he is an elf.

Hylians are NOT elves, Christina Aguilera.

I hate you fags for doing this to me

I love how everyone is so gay for Link, its beautiful.

>not being bi master race to start with

You did it to yourself

If you're mad about this you are one step closer to understanding what internalized homophobia is.

you're better than me, user

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>not already being gay
girls are gross

>tfw I had that animation saved and lost it

anyone happen to have it's source? I've long since forgotten the artist's name/website.

>mfw nippleless and dickless/pussyless body is one of those rare, niche things that get my dick hard

there is no animation for it

Why is he so perfect?

Don't you just want to slap your dick between his thighs and grind your way to orgasm on his featureless crotch?

Dude, stop, please. I made a mistake of fapping to old Barbie dolls and that hasn't left me, no matter how hard I try.

But look how smooth he is! And soft, and warm, like a person and not a piece of plastic

Just smother your cock with his thick thighs and puffy groin

Give him a jacket.

The second post.

I looked at this a few times and I didn't even acknowledge all the gear he has on all in real time. That's neat.

Did you know that if you try to kick open a chest when you don't have shoes equipped Link hurts his foot?

So I can just strip him naked from the start and abuse him all game?

Rub his feet, among other areas

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Give him a bowl of eggs

source

Damn dude, that's thique.
Is it even possible for a normal male to achieve this kind of body structure?

>he

Klinefelter Syndrome

This is what I always do, minus the naked.

Prison rape is about power over others, humiliation, and inflicting pain. They don't do it because they're horny and there's no women.

>A flower, yes
Conker's bad fur day?

You know, I always wondered why there are so many homos in jail and this would explain it somewhat

Why does adult Link lose more and more muscle mass with each game, becoming progressively more twinky? We get it japan, you think masculinity is gross, but you hit a nice balance with TP. Stick with that.

He's basically a trap at this point

>adult Link
He ain't adult in thia game.

TP had weird ass proportions though. Where's that picture of him against the Da Vinci pose?

See

>dat boi

oh shit put a coat on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he looked fine in sumo. Does he have short legs or something?

>Vitruvian Link

if someone has it, post the fucking thing.

this?

Artist is norasuko, I'd recognize his faces anywhere

>Wolf Link is in the game too

Can't wait for all the bestiality selfcest