Why was Midna the last decent companion in the Zelda series?

Why was Midna the last decent companion in the Zelda series?

It's a let's jerk each other off and make each other aroused thread

Fuck off don't pretend you want a discussion you just want other people to search for porn for you

yo dude, stop making this gay

i get you want dudes to jerk you off, but keep it to yourself, alright?

Because Nazi, Tatl, and proxy sucked, Zelda was whiny, and Fi.... Well, technically Fi is in every game.... T_T7

Because you wanted to fuck her.

>let's jerk each other off
I mean if you are offering

midna sucked just like all the other companions
at least she isn't fi though

Ghost Zelda was after Midna.

>let's jerk each other off

This tbqh.

because furfags like you like to jack off to her and you don't care about the actual game you fucking autist

>there are people who unironically believe that Midna is furry-pandering

She's an imp, so if anything she's a monster girl.

It fucking is furry and all furfags should be burned at the stake. No amount of mental gymnastics will change any of that shit.

lol the only mental gymnast here is you fucboi

You sound upset.

She doesn't have fur, or even any animalistic features. You're just retarded, mate.

Furry implies she's an animal. She's not. She's an imp - A mythological being. This makes her a monster girl.

>It's an "I'm an autistic fucking nigger who gets whiny because of threads I can easily ignore but decide not to and feel the compulsion to shitpost in by accusing others of being gay" thread

Leave.

Typing into a mirror.

You can't type on mirror, nig. Keep meming.

Midna isn't furry, but boy do I love gay furry porn.

This guy probably likes gay furry porn, too.

>last
>not "only"
I guess that you could argue that King of Red Lions was kinda your companion, but even then, he and Midna are the only two interesting companions.
Replacing companions with a Sheikah smartphone was probably the smart thing to do for a wilderness-themed game.

>He actually thinks any companion besides Midna were good to begin with

The only decent companion.

Navi was just fine despite the memesters, and Tatl was a massive step up with her actual attitude that grew and changed over the course of the story.