1. Incredibly simplistic gameplay designed for retards and manchildren

>1. Incredibly simplistic gameplay designed for retards and manchildren

>2. It's a rehash in the truest sense of the word, like all FROM games

>3. Clunky combat mechanics touted as the series' best feature likely the result of FROM designers working around their own clumsy programming

>4. Uninspired grimdark visual setting appeals to edgelords and closeted fags

>5. The only reason it was made is to justify the existence of the worst console of all time

What are your top 5 reasons Bloodborne sucks, Sup Forums?

This is probably the worst bait I've ever seen.

It is a PS4 exclusive

never ever, right?

I love it because manchildren like you get so angry and emotional over it. It's just a game, but summerfags like OP go into a seething rage at the mere mention of it. It's fucking hilarious.

I bought it for 20€, but it is not my kind of game. I dont like it that much. On the other hand, I just played for like an hour..

It is actually revolutionary and established the sickdark genre.

Is this your first Souls Game? I hated Bloodborne at first because I thought it was bullshit being stuck for an hour an a half in what was literally the first 10 minutes. Then I got the hang of it and now it is one of my favorite games of all time.

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the only people who hate bloodborne are poor fat fucks who cant afford a PC and a PS4

(You)

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Hey op. Ypu are supposed to teply to people who replied to your post with other bait now.

I have both a pc and ps4, have next to no interest in bloodborne.

this is literally me when the OP salty af

You forgot to say "sickdark"

What's fucking funny is that Bloodborne can't even be talked about unless the poster is in some obscure thread with 300+ posts and even then it won't last long until the gold face hunts you down (no pun intended) and destroys whatever it was you were trying to say.

I remember a time where people constructed believable arguments all for the purpose of fucking with others.

I dunno if it's because this place is now full of younger kids, but the fucking quality of this trolling is goddamn awful. Will at least give it an honest fucking try? There's no point in typing away some dumb and obvious garbage when everyone is just gonna call you out on it.

Try again and shitpost something better next time, motherfucker. Do some goddamn research to get people riled up for real, you goddamn amateur young cunt.

It is. I tried to kill the first wolf by hand for 20 tries (I thought the games were supposed to be hard but that was really shitty). I watched some letsplay and then I got my weapon.

I mean its doesn't look like a bad game, it just feels kind of dull. Maybe I'll try it again when I beat doom...

TOP 2 REASONS WHY YOUR MOM SUCKS
>1. SHE POOR
>2. SHE LOVE TASTE OF MY CUM

0/10

Try harder, fag

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>Incredibly simplistic gameplay designed for retards and manchildren

It can't be helped cuz I have fat black fingers.

>1
Yeah, because the average game has much better gameplay, DMC tier right OP?

>2
Outside of DeS it's the least rehash of them all, with a new setting, new models, new defensive and offensive mechanics and new enemies/bosses.

>3
What do you even mean by clunky? It's the souls game with the most fluid combat system of them all.

>4
>grimdark and other buzzwords
Are you even trying anymore?

>5
Sounds like you think it's good if it manages to justify the BBMachine4 existence.

I prefer DaS, but this is just sad, stay salty faggot.

6/10 you will catch a lot with this one.

>hmm, fighting this wolf with my hand is exceptionally hard, perhaps i'm not supposed to do this?
>nahhhh its souls its probably intended like this!! better not look for something that could help me in this new place that i just woke up in when i died!!
You have only yourself to blame.

>you will catch a lot with this one.
Literally the first post called him out.

never ever.

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Of course I have myself to blame. Funny thing is, I saw two idiots on youtube beating the wolf by hand in the first try. And I really looked hard for a weapon, I just missed it somehow in the hunters dream.

One more bite, I actually did nowhere blame somebody. I just said it is not really my kind of game.

I honestly wonder what the percentage of people goldfacing who have actually played the game is. It's one of my favourite games but I don't feel the need to never ever like a child.

The thing people dont get about bait/trolling/whatever the name is now, is that they stopped trying to hide a long time ago, now just getting replies is fine, just like a Kotaku article, calling that is clickbait isn't not getting caught, not clicking in the article is not getting caught, if he failed this thread would have gone without replies.

Of course it's not your kind of game if the only experience you had with it was fighting a wolf with your hands 20 times and failing everytime. No one would like the game after that. That's why you need to play it some more before saying it's not your kind of game.

This is the laziest bait ever

I said I played after that for some time, I dunno, could be one to three hours. It feels just dark and sad and repetitive and slow. The visuals are nice but I expected something funner.

It's dark and sad and slow for sure. But that's part of what I liked about it. The combat is frantic and fun and I love the environments and atmosphere.

No, it failed. You, me and one more guy can take this up to 300+ replies in our conversation alone about the intricate details and importance of what makes good bait. OP can sit back and watch and think he succeeded all he wants, but no one gives a shit about him or his real opinion on any game.

The fact that he fails to produce good bait on such an easy fucking topic like Bloodborne is a failure he has to live with now. It's like failing kindergarten. No one here is giving him the reactions he wants.

Yet here we are over 30 replies later

Over 30 replies of nobody taking OP seriously. What a great bait.

Not OP but BB only has 2 flaws.

>low FPS

>not long enough

The second one is shit, I'm used to low FPS in souls games since Demons though. If the game was three times as long it would be better than DaS3. Still an amazing game and I hope that FROM have given up on Souls games to make more BB. I think it will be good when they can add more than 8 hours of content.

You're way too late for shitposting on this game.

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I am taking bait and I am trolled ouch my butt.