Been chatting with this girl online 4 a while. 8/10 looks

>Been chatting with this girl online 4 a while. 8/10 looks.
>Her name seems very familiar to another girl I met when I was younger
>She lives in the same town as me, so I asked her to come over.
>While I was waiting for her outside of my front door, I finally saw she was coming.
>She's pretty slow for some reasons, walks at a snail pace. No big deal
>She steps in. We make small talk.
>Need to take a dump so I tell her to stay here
>feelsgood.jpg
>Return to see that my RAM collection has been stolen
>She's gone. Front door is open
>Run outside and see her with my RAM, fleeing
>Try to catch up but she throws a brick at me
>Collapse, sound around me is distorted, that brick fucked me up good
>Vision fades to blue
>tfw

And this is why i'll never invite any women named "DOOM" into my house ever again

0/10

this is the most effort I've ever seen put into something so unfunny

attempt/10

Just the absolute worst

I post at most once a year, but I have to say this - this isn't funny and neither are you.

OP you better delete this now before someone screencaps your cringe

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Someone screencap that greentext for a cringe thread.

Salt straight out of a group of doom fans

I've never told anyone before to kill themselves, I find the idea odd that someone would outright kill themselves over a minor misdemeanor online, you'd have to be in a pretty shaky spot to even consider that option and an even shakier spot to believe that you'd lull someone into killing themselves due to them committing a foul on the fucking Internet.

But that ends now, fucking kill yourself, OP, please.

>IP count stayed the same
Well OP at least you tried and spewing twitchshit terms like salt only makes you look like a bigger faggot.

>Sweet OP, you're cool man.

>this ends now
SONNA BAKANA

1/10

Really shit

>Be Soviet soldier stationed in Afghanistan in 1984
>Be assigned to guard some check point on the road
>Hear about some guy single handedly taking out whole towns of soldiers
>No survivors, comrades MIA
>sitting under the checkpoint pavilion, waiting to drive up so I can wave them through
>suddenly hear some song I've never heard before
>TAAAAKE OOOON MEEEEEE
>see a jeep pull up to the first road block and stop
>Dude hops out and starts checking the place out with some binoculars
>ohshitohshitohshit
>TAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE OOOOOONN
>comrade in the watch tower screams and falls to the ground
>a dog runs up to Dimitri with a fucking knife in its mouth and slits his throat
>Oh fuck
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LL BEEEEEE GOOOOOOONE
>See the stranger sprinting to the outpost like a man possessed
>Guy is covered from head to toe in blood, and there's a fucking horn coming out of his head
>ohfuckohfuckohfucksweetstalinohfuck
>DOOO DOOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Guy grabs my face and slams my head into the ground, then grabs my buddy Ivan and judo throws him on to the table
>Guy looks at both of us and frowns
>Pulls out his binoculars and looks at us from 5 feet away for some reason
>Pulls out his assault rifle and puts a round in Ivan's head
>I guess this is it
>Goodbye sweet Gorbachev
>It isn't
>Guy kicks my in the balls
>I stagger to my feet
>Guy puts me in a choke hold
>Tells me to "spit it out"
>Oh merciful Marx I don't know anything
>Guy looks up, and frowns. Proceeds to drag me out of the shade, and then chokes me until I pass out
>Come to
>Floating in the air like I'm ascending to sputnik
>"Well, this isn't so bad" I think
>Hear helicoptor
>By Kruschev what now?
>Helicopter flys by, grabs me with a sky hook
>Pass out again
>Wake up in a cell tied to a chair
>There's a fucking cowboy speaking to me in perfect Russian
>Tells me I'm part of Diamond Dogs now

Clean the dust out your tower faggot, your shit coolant is not working

hide and report everyone

INDIGNATION

that a thing srs does now?

Funniest thing in this thread