Game has deep gameplay mechanics

>Game has deep gameplay mechanics
>Too retarded to learn how to play

Are you actually mentally disabled?

If not just look at a fucking guide and practice.

Name a single game with "deep" mechanics

>he's not mentally retarded

Sure is summer in here.

What game?

revengeance. I played for like an hour and all the parry and shit seemed confusing so i was like fuck it an moved on.

...

I will never master DMC4 Dante. I generally have to stop what I'm doing to switch styles. I can't fucking float forever style switching.

>Endless Legend/Space
>Civilization (any version)
>Dwarf Fort
>Any fucking 4X game
>All that depth and replayability
>Too fucking stupid to learn how to play

hard mode simulators
dwarf fortress

>game has deep gameplay mechanics
>doesn't matter because the optimal ways by far to play are all the most shallow and obvious ways

can retarded yoshi be a meme now?

>Dwarf Fort
Mortals are not meant to trifle with such toys
>Civ
It took me like 1 or 2 hours to learn its not that hard user just try

League of Legends

qwop
Attack on Titan Flash game


Not OP, not retarderd enough to "notlearn" games, but some games you have to get some guts until learn it.

I wouldn't say "retarded," but this is kind of how I feel about RTS, 4X, and grand strategy games.

They look fun, and I want to like them, but I can't get into them when I actually try to play. I guess I just don't have the patience.

A lot of character action games.

>Civ
The 1 and 2 ones are a bit hard to get it.
>DF
Try Gnomoria. You will like it.

>Civ
The new ones(3,4,5) are easy to know what the game is about. But you tried anything above the normal level? Pretty hard to go along.

Dwarf Fortress is easy. You just need to be a wizard.

I'm only responding because there are actual retards out there that believe this. You faggots are playing 1/3 or less of a full RTS game. There is nothing deep about this shit.

Its like this sort of game was intentionally produced for the simple minded imbeciles that can't handle managing multiple units or building structures to produce more units and upgrade.

>series start out with deep mechanics
>they dumb it down for people like op to play it

why

Fuck off.

Melee's fox

Civ is easy as piss mate

Europa Universalis IV.
It took me a while but now playing it feels natural

>all these fags saying dwarf fortress

look, it's not fucking hard at all to learn. what is hard, is having the mental fortitude to torture yourself playing the game adequately. you can learn how to manipulate the UI, you can learn what to bring on embark, how to set up food/drink, later an economy, later a military, you can learn all that shit step by step.

but actually doing all of that at the same time and micromanaging all your dwarves through a system that's far more complex than it needs to be? why the fuck would you put yourself through that?

the bottom line is, dwarf fortress isn't tough to learn, it's just systematically reading the shit that's in the guide, there's no "skill" to it, it's just soaking in the knowledge over time. the only actual skill is the autism you'd need to want to keep a 40+ dwarf fort running for even as little as an in-game year.

my advice, stick to adventure mode, much more fun, even if shittier than most "roguelikes"

Europa Universalis is fucking insane.

>what is hard, is having the mental fortitude to torture yourself playing the game adequately

This is fun for people in 2016. Amazing.

Europa universallis

I feel the same way about world of warcraft. I just started playing it after watching the movie but it's very hard keeping track of all my abilities.

I'm not sure why people are saying Europa Universalis, but HoI3 / IV are definitely complex.

Melee

Broodwar at the highest level, Quake at the highest level, almost impossible to play a technically "Perfect" game.

The search is over, ladies and gentlemen. We've found him. The world's most retarded man.

>Game has deep gameplay mechanics
>They're completely unnecessary and you can either ignore them or only understand them on a very basic level

aurora aka the autism unleashed.