Is cowtits the only reason the Zelder Scrolls is getting any attention?

Is cowtits the only reason the Zelder Scrolls is getting any attention?

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>busted face
>breasts are not nearly as big as memers make them out to be
>spam her dumb face all over the board

Cant wait for the NX to flop just so Nintendogaf can die.

Pretty much

Yes people watched a stream of a highly anticipated game because of a girl with tits.

It is impossible to find tits on the internet otherwise

The other girl was prettier.

No, boypussy is.

dumb sonycuck

>highly anticipated game
>zelda

kek

Tits were nice, game looked like muddled shit in an open world. Made me realize how far behind Nintendo is in the industry when they show off shit you could do since 2008 in their demo.

this.

No the cute girl with the push up bra is a bonus

No i mean Sam. I love her enthusiasm.

Yes, SJW bitch about male link because cowtits
Yes, all those TECHNOLOGY webm threads started because cowtits
That huge 4 hour line outside their booth, cowtits
Cowtits MUST be the only reason Zelda is the most discussed game right now

Does Nintendo just hire models?

That's what happens when you don't support your console. People are just thirsty for an actually good game from Nintendo..

You could cut metal with the angles on her face.

Nah dude, COWTITS

>cowtits
those are like c cup

how is this even a thing

So... Which one is supposed to have cow tits exactly? The blonde has a large B Cup, Small C at best, and Dark Haired is rocking a C Cup.

You might as well just leave now, things are going to get really bad for you really soon

What makes it even more concerning is that these people have internet and can see what a true big bust actually looks like if they don't see them enough in real life. This bitch is average.

Simpletons thrown off by a tight t shirt, I guess.

Lol

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Someone post the webms dammit

Nintendo fans... Why should you spect more?

>no xray clothing edits
>no bubble eye trick edits

WOW FUCK YOU INTERNET

>no bubble eye trick edits
>with a tshirt on

Actually I hated her playing segment in the stream. She seems... kind of crazy.

kill yourself

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Blue panties.

She seems genuinely friendly

Muh dick

>Vegetarian

Move along, she's damaged goods.

Vegetarians are completely fine. Vegans are the enemy.

be nice to her

Well it certainly isn't for her face.

"Greetings, outlander."

/thread.

I still want to know who the blonde cutie is

Hi bearing how do you like that watermelon bro

>pushup/sportsbra =/= cowtits

explain to me how she has cowtits or are you virgins THAT easily impressed?

didnt someone make a webm edit of her tits growing fucking huge and stretching her shirt out and her cohost putting on a jealous face?

we can go bigger

eh, those arnt REAL big

No. The one who had the lipstick.

If this game doesn't come with a free bottle of her milk I'm going to be pissed.

After this years E3, all future Nintendo marketing campaigns will feature tits.

jesus christ someone post this

Im nit them but i never carex much about her tits i think her face is cute as fuck

Those are not cowtits. Not even close.

inb4shegetsfiredoverthis

You know you want those lips around your cock.

no because people are actually gushing about the open world meme and durability and time control like its not industry standard now

>not bra busters

you insult the term cowtits, go look them up before using it to describe this annoying gurl gamur.

maybe she got implants

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her face is pretty hot.

my gf hates this chick shit is so funny. Like bitch don't be mad cause she got bigger tits than you.

wow you can even see her bazongas trying to get out of that bra and burst through her shirt, they're probably tighly compressed to be shown in front a family audience without increasing the ESRB rating.

I'm amazed this companny has to resort to softcore porn to sell their products, but that could be said about 90% of anime nowadays as well.

> stuff you could do in 2008

Let's see it then. Every time someone claims this. Let's see the open world game (or even game for that matter) which has instituted environmental awareness for AI. Let's see the open world game with wind physics or those boulder physics.

All you can see is a push up bra. Are you really this much of a virgin?

I love this post

her tits are fake though.

Assassins creed

She is cuter.

its written matter-o-factually yet with the vague precision of a 13 year old

she looks the type to just lay there in bed and not do anything, boring as fuck

audrey looks like the type to act like a savage animal

audrey wins again

>289 posts and 45 images

probably sucks dick like a champion. holy shit you know she's a beast in the sack. you probably couldn't handle it user

How do I unequip her shirt?

what does audreys vagina look like

Look up Hope Solo's

lol shows what you know virgin. that chick is a major cockslut when you get her in bed. trust me, I know.

>trust me, I know

Sam is my Jewfu.

autism

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her boobs are probably fake along with a padded bra.

Jade's game 2.0

ZOOM IN FOR FEET

That and cancer getting triggered. Do you think the media "chart" was because the game looks good?

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do you think she massages them aggressively at night to these threads

Marry, fuck, kill

GO

She looks a lot bigger with a well fitting bra

Marry girl on left
Fuck cowtits
Kill Crimson Chin

I would give one of my ears a sacrifice just be breastfed by her like an infant for 5 minutes. Then I'd probably sacrifice the other one for a good Kirby game on next gen platforms.

Your order is correct.

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She was fucking annoying though.

the broad shoulders make her looks a little bigger but thats all, the blonde looks like a man

found the jealous flat chest

horseface

Yeah and then that kirby game will have the best music in the series.

>those comments
Dammit. They're gonna go overbaord with this and ruin it for everyone.

Marry, kill, fuck

>that
>cowtits

Sam is the best though

middle has some tiggos, I would marry fuck and kill her and fuck the other two as well

And I wouldn't have it any other way. Because I'm a dude you superficial pleb

Marry
Fuck
Kill