Well done, Sony. Well done, Sony

Well done, Sony. Well done, Sony.

HOWEVER.

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I'm about as happy with sudden dumbleposting as I am with pachaposting, honestly

>muh Zelda

ONE GAME

WAS ALL NINTENDO HAD TO SHOW THIS YEAR

HOWEVER.....you win,we give up

More dumbleposting please, this looks interesting.

This is shit is really funny I'll admit. Sup Forums is without a doubt one the best boards on Sup Forums now, Sup Forums is like bottom tier

Why the hell is this even a meme?

Said Dumbledore calmly.

HOWEVER WHAT?

It takes great clarity of mind to keep your nerve when your live gameplay demonstration is interrupted by a time limit, knowing that your boss will have your bollocks for it. For showing the explosive potential in your new Zelda game, I give to Bill Trinen 20 E3 points.

TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR

Wow nice meme dude mind if I steal it haha :p

6 BULLETS FOR SONY

stop forcing your shit here, gb2/>>>tv/

Link me to the origin of this new hot meme

He's not coming back, bros ;_;

Life is full of howevers, user. He's dumbledore and does not have to explain shit.

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just from Sup Forums, started with this I think
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/70732772/#70732772

Sup Forums memes well, but they're an absolute bottom tier board when it comes to actual discussion.

I've never been able to have anything approaching a decent discussion on Sup Forums.

>HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN?

I'm crying

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based Sup Forums meme game is always strong

How does he get away with it? Shouldn't somebody step in and say "hey, you can't just make up points out of nowhere on the eve of the house cup ceremony"

DIDYAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFYAH?

Why did they drop the house points after the second book?

> Sup Forums is without a doubt one the best boards on Sup Forums now
holy shit... you fucking redditards actually think this?

it's not even possible to talk about movies. its just shitty memes that wish they were half as funny as baneposting

jesus christ. the Sup Forumseddit meme is real

NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE TIE IN WHEN?!

JUST GIVE NINTENDO THE FUCKING STANLEY CUP

Because Dumbledore always cheated anyway.

Steal this meme x2

Sup Forums doesn't know what fun is and takes itself too seriously these days. Now we got SJW mods too feeling the need to micromanage and censor what we say too. Not good mate, not good

>I've been coming to this website for less than two years: the posts

>Son, did I ever tell you about wizard hitler's gay lover and my mother's crazy stalker? Actually did you know voldemort wasn't even the actual wizard hitler and just an imitator, the real thing died ages ago. Where was I, oh yes, did you know the stalker killed the lord of the gays who kept manipulating everyone including me throughout his life? You're named after both of them and they were good friends

Not our fault Sup Forumss memes are better than ours.

Thanks for the knowledge of the fresh meme

FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO SECOND PLACE


ANOTHER YEAR


SECOND

This, Sup Forums is definitely one of the shittiest boards and is infected with more redditors than Sup Forums

Well done, user.

HOWEVER

Dumbledore did nothing wrong

when you're reading the original harry potter books, it's obvious that she was hoping to be the next roald dahl

dumbledore was just supposed to be one of dahl's classic crazy ass characters who works in mysterious ways and the main character appreciates like no one else can, such as willy wonka or fantastic mr fox who is nothing like the stop motion movie portrayal

dumbledore was supposed to exist in a quirky world of eccentric characters where nothing is too serious, which he did in the first two books

JK's insistence that she had the whole series planned out from the beginning is bullshit, it's as she kept it going and it got darker that some of the more oddball characters, like dumbledore, stopped fitting in properly in the darker world she was creating, which is why she had to start assuring the readers that lots of people in universe tragically considered dumbledore to be an old man losing his marbles rather than just a quirky, 'twinkle in his eyes' bugs bunny wizard

The cafeteria is a crazed sea of almost vacationing students. The only thing that stands between the kids and summertime is the terrible, Hardcastle McCormick’s hokey points awards show. Dumbledore laments another year closer to heaven, then begins the telling of the points.

“Nintendo has a measly 312 points.”

The students, well, their morale is very low.

“Microharder has 420 points. That’s pretty good. PC, well, this year PC has earned 480 points. And Sony has 6,000 points. Coming in first, they are, the champions. But however,” says Dumbledore, “Last minute points are thus.”

Snake is seemingly on the edge of her seat.

“For the Wretched Harmony, in aiding some unmentioned titans and knowing your spells, you are awarded 300 points.”

Everyone claps, and she feels welcome amongst her peers.

“Ronnie the Bear. Ronnie the Bear Weasley, you are bravery, you are courage, you are chess. 1,000 points.” The applause begin to increase.

“And of course,” Dumbledore goes on. “The keeper of our hearts, and the true magician who has bewitched us all, the Adonis, Harry Potter, receives six million points for vanquishing the Dracula!”

The crowd goes apeshit, clapping and clapping. This means that Nintendorks is now the champions of the year. They get to hold the Stanley Cup, and no one can say otherwise.

The entire cafeteria, Mouthoyle, Snake, and Pitstains included, join in, supporting Harry. The applause are gigantic. The universe accepts only love today, everyone is in accordance. Dumbledore sings a little pleasant song that sounds like a flute, a flute that was designed by Jesus Christ.

Nintendorks destroys the other schools in points, and a totally beautiful glance and wink is shared by all. The hats begin to fly and now thoughts of summertime are rampant. Everyone who does not suck begins to clap each other on the back and smile.

He was gay

To be fair, Harry was struck in the head when he was little.

who Sup Forums here

DUDE TIME TRAVEL

There are at least 4 valid points that are annoying as fuck
Fuck
Did Sup Forums turn into Sup Forums as well?

If sony is slytherin..what are xbox, nintendo and pc?

PC - Hufflepuff

James cameron sucks though, he's like spielberg, appealing to the widest possible audience of idiots with their schlock

>Sup Forums thinking they can talk shit about any board

This is the worst board that I fucking come to and it was my first board in 2007/2008.

Shut the fuck up.

nintendo is gryffindor because they always win and xbox is ravenclaw because nobody gives a shit about them

Fuck you. Get out of Sup Forums and go to your other boards.

>Gryffindor/Nintendo
>heroes of the world they inhabit

>Slytherin/Sony
>Sleek, calculating motherfuckers who know they'll get blown out by Gryffindor/Nintendo but enjoy bullying who they can

>Hufflepuff/Xbox
>Dumb assholes who shamble along contentedly, not realizing there is so much more to enjoy

>Ravenclaw/PC
>Exist on a separate level from everyone else, often show off like assholes, but they really are the best so what can you do

Sup Forums is only good for memes; the actual discussion is horrible. have you even BEEN to Sup Forums? anything with more substance than a Michael Bay movie is pretentious according to Sup Forums.

Make me faggot.

Sony - Slytherin
Microsoft - Hufflepuff
PC - Ravenclaw
Xbox One - Gryffindor :^)

>implying
Ravenclaw at least had waifus. It's hufflepuff no one gave a shit about

oh my god i fucked up

>le hufflepuff is bad maymay

If anything, Nintendo is hufflepuff. Their philosophies align almost perfectly

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10+ internet points for effort.
Not reading all that shit though.

Because that would be boring
and it probably doesn't really matter to hogwarts students after their first year

Yeah but hufflepuff technically won the triwizard tournament

what house do you identify with fellow dumbleposters

I literally vomited laughing at this

There's always some retard who says this about every hot new meme.

Just give up you dips

FUCK IM A PUFF

So I guess hufflepuff is the average joe with no defining quality eh

All about the family and quickly spiraling into irrelevancy?

>getting BTFO by peter fucking pettigrew of all people
>winning

Weird mix of Badger House and Lion House.

harry potter is shit

So if Slytherin is just a containment house for edgelords, then how come they had such a dominating house streak before Harry Pottage showed up? Did Snape's favoritism carry them that hard?

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The day I saw people actually claiming Grave Encounters was a "great" horror movie was the day I gave up on Sup Forums completely.
There's only so much bad taste you can deal with before something's gotta give.

>touch cup
*it was a trick*
>die

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, bugged cup mechanics

Nobody ever liked Hufflepuff.

>it's a Sup Forums grills up another shitty meme episode

>dumb britbong houses

AMERICAN HOUSES WHERE?

if this is anything to go by

then if even just a few slytherins cared enough about winning the house cup, they'd be the only ones who bother pulling out all the stops to achieve it, doing whatever they must

at the same time, according to that, it's surprising hufflepuff isn't a regular winner

slytherin because I'm a twisted fucking psychopath

>Cedric DSPiggory

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as long as we're on this subject, why was the plot of goblet of fire so fucking retarded
>moody calls harry into office
>have quill be teleporter instead of cup
>"hey harry, can you get that quill for me?"
>"oh of course professor"
boom, it's that easy. are voldemort and all of his followers mentally disabled?

Ground level of the castle so they don't put too much strain on the stairs.

how the fuck was peter pettigrew in gryffindor

what single gryffindor quality did the sorting hat identify inside of that little rat bastard

Do they give oscar for best memes? Because they really should.

kek

>honest, hardworking and loyal aren't noteworthy qualities
You're bigger than you think, user.

I hate sounding like an edgelord but I honestly think i'd be put in slytherin

same reason that harry, ron and hermione didn't apparate off of the dragons back in the last book, or why dobby didn't explain to harry or literally any staff member of hogwarts that the chamber of secrets may be opened again without mentioning his masters, or why harry didn't wear earmuffs and bring a potted mandrake under his invisibility cloak to the forest meeting with voldemort and unearth his 'their cry kills anything that kills it' mandrake to kill literally everyone at the meeting including voldemort

what the fuck do Hufflepuffs even do after they graduate Hogwarts? Just dick around in the low-to-mid management positions that none of the other 3 houses would touch with a 10 ft pole?

don't worry, slughorn isn't an edgelord

JK just did a really shit job at showing the diverse amount of people who can possess qualities needed to land in a house

she thought displaying just one example for each house is enough

what the fuck is the point of having chasers on your team if the Seeker can get an instant 150 pts at any time? Why not just stack the team with 6 beaters and give the seeker free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants?

so long as we're pretending you're allowed to have any formation of players you want, maximum seekers would be best

Can someone explain this meme?