ITT: OP Bullshit

>ITT: OP Bullshit

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I didn't use him at all, really.
I thought the most OP thing in the game was something like a hubcap with bleed or fire dmg. Giving all targets hit damage and then a strong bleed?

Strong as fuck. Broke the game for me.

Bleed stacking definitely was broken as fuck
Butters was still worth using because he had the best lines when it came to story stuff

a lot of times butters prof. chaos is a 1HKO if you aren't playing on hardcore. Especially since the wheel is so slow you can basically pick whatever one you want.

So, what is the issue?

>the line when you enter the bank for the first time
fucking gold

who cares? battles become tedious after a certain point.

>Kyle's arrow rain

If you didn't pick Cartman both times you are a massive faggot

So Fractured butthole will have players choose between Kenny or Cartman?

fuck elves

>fucking up kennys qte for the first time
Magical

Makes sense.
#teamkenny

Is this worth the preorder of fractured but whole? Both games seems like an alright deal.

butters is OP because he is OP in the show too

in a way he is like cartman: he gets into something and excels, the difference is that he does it while abiding to the rules, while Cartman does it while breaking all

The original NA/PAL version obviously.

Kenny is the best character so there's really no contest there

I hope the new game has the latino dub.

literally all of bbs's optional bosses were broken as fuck.

Funny picture of Xaldin you got there

Stan/Kenny or Cartman/Kyle
Good move on them, there is no fucking way I would care about those choices. Always go for Butters. So by Butters being the evil guy, you can't pick him.

Still going for Cartman though. Its probably another choice partway through the game.

it's very simplistic and short

still fun if you like the series

this guy

Senpai that's birth by sleep so he doesn't count.

Armor of the master, monstro and no heart have nothing on that evil rain coat...plus they're actually fun to fight.

Goddamn I am praying KH3 doesn't suffer from Osaka team syndrome

>butters instantly became adept at pimping
>took down armed kidnappers with Cartman's help
Truly he is too OP. Matt and Trey please nerf

Butters is god tier

The funny thing is that the jump/mount spam is the least useful part of the weapon.

> New kid is welcomed by Cartman and others and treated for the most part with respect
> Suddenly everyone does a complete 180 on him in the new gamr and hate his guts

Shit kinda makes me mad

this

friendly reminder

he did say
>screw you guys, i'm going home

Did you even play Stick of Truth?

I can't believe people are calling Butters OP, he always did shit damage for me with Professor Chaos.
Cartman was OP
Jimmy paired with my Jew build was broken as fuck.
I just played and beat the game for the first time this week.

They still treat the newkid like complete dogshit in the new trailer despite all the stuff they did together
50+hours nigga

Aaaand day 1 pirate. Don't support stupid shit like this. Steam is the only thing you should ever be forced to sign into to actually play games or buy them since it owns a fucking monopoly practically. Reminds me of some GTA game that used to cry its eyes out for me to sign in to some rockstar club shit it's like fucking who cares just let me play the fucking game.

kids are playing a new game now

Yeah I realize

Still they didn't have to be so RUDE

Maybe we'll get better context once the game comes out

>screw you guys i'm going home

Well, fuck. I-I-It's not like I w-wanted to play it anyway.

>Steam is the only thing you should ever be forced to sign into to actually play games
No, you should not be forced to sign into anything to play games. Sadly, Steam has the market by the balls. It's still not OK.

>PC master race

guess i'm buying it on console this time

Leave it to a loud house degenerate to not understand something. Cartman literally says your name is douchebag and gets everyone to refer to you as that.

The context is finish the first game you dope. New kid was a dick at the very end of the first game.

uplay is actually the superior platform

infact, all the others are actually superior but steam did it right first so they control the market

also

>not wanting competition

you're asking to get an ass raping by steam in the future, remember monetized mods? Companies are never honest, you gotta keep them honest

>its okay for monopolies to exist if its convenient for me

Please stop avatar fagging. No one thinks its cute.

Guess I'm pirating it.

Can I just personally give trey and matt $20?

Pre-order bonus the Jew hero class

>you're asking to get an ass raping by steam in the future, remember monetized mods?
yea, which got even the most fervent of cocksuckers to tell valve to fuck off

Shit should be available outside of steam but most of the time it isn't.

There's a reason why only autists from Sup Forums and Sup Forums does it

First one is a great RPG, though I remember it being (relatively) short.

Second seems like it'll be good too

I suppose you could put cash in an envelope and mail it to South Park studios.
Or you could buy the game, never install it, and then pirate it and play the pirated version.

How do you feel about Trey and Matt saying video games may be the direction they want to take for the future for South Park?

mite b cool

Fuck you, Coon is the strongest hero.
#teamcartman

2Jew is strongest
Jew class Plague attack combined with Kyles Arrow rain left everything either dead, orwith so many debuffs they'd be dead next turn.
I literally never used Jew classes strength from debuffs shit cause the classes special moves are so busted

jew is part of the base game you fucking massive retard.

Mixed
If they keep the quality constant then it could be great
But I feel like they are just milking south park for all it's worth

Spam Thunder Surge the fight

If they're as good as stick of truth I'd be fine.

Wasn't there a 3D adventure game for the ps1?

> In other video games, you can choose to be black, you can choose to be a girl. In our game, we’re finally gonna do that. You can be a girl. Very revolutionary. Very 2016 of us.
Playing as a girl confirmed.


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Also they went on to talk about characters will treat you differently if you're a girl and not be like games like The Division where nothing changes and being a girl just to say you can be a girl.

>But it’s weird, because… on one end, it doesn’t matter to the superhero part of the game. Superhero franchises have that luxury: “We have a very open casting policy, women superheroes, black superheroes.” Doing all this inclusive stuff – which is great! But they don’t have to deal with racism and sexism. They’re dealing with these fantastical ideas.

>But the boys are little boys, because it’s really a story about little boys running around. So they don’t care about [your character being a girl]? That seems weird. They always seemed to care about it in the show. Are they dumb about it, and they don’t know? So you’re in hiding? Or do they totally care about that, and totally treat you differently? So we ended up doing those things differently for different characters.

Wait wouldn't that mess with continuity a little bit?Or did Douchbag just chop his balls off?

Is there going to be any kind of old save bonus?

Knowing Matt and Trey, I think it's reasonable to expect that other kids will make fun of you and will joke about queefing or some shit.

By the way the first paragraph stems from an example of how it's cool and fine to have a black guy in Star Wars but there isn't any racism in Star Wars so him being black ultimately doesn't mean anything.

Is it assumed you're the same kid? I thought it could just be another kid.

There's also just the SR thing of you're a brand new person every time.

Maybe just as Kenny was playing a girl in the first game, Douchebag can play a girl in this one.

Considering E3 showed Douchbag with a kingly crown from the last game, yeah. It's assumed you're the same person.

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who betrayed butters

Explain yourselves.

It was my second playthrough so I had to do all the opposite choices.

You should NEVER care about South Park continuity. The series literally began with a character that died every episode to flaunt continuity as a joke. Them giving the show continuity does't change that you should start being concerned about it or take it seriously.

This could be interesting for a second playthrough. I hope the game is more replayable than the last atleast

12 classes so I want to do like 3 playthroughs.

>Fuck up the QTE yet still do great damage.

Well, great outside of shit like bouncing ball with 3x bleed.

Am I the only one who fucking despises the voice acting in both games? They sound nothing like the show. Every character have that weird, super fast and flat intonation.

wut

I think it sounded fine but I don't watch the show so what the fuck do I know

I feel like betraying the KKK is the more intended route. The climactic moment of Cartman's fight is a flaming fart vs. fart beam struggle, the perfect cap to the arc. Kyle's beam struggle just has him use a leafblower, which is kind of lame in comparison. Similar thing with Butters having a way more entertaining and emotionally charged boss fight than boring old Stan who you've barely interacted with.

It's weird, joining the more boring faction leads to more interesting fights.

Fucking idiots.

Uplay on PC is practically invisible now.

It's the same VA's you retard

Stick of Truth has so much fucking content.

It has way more content that most games like the Division released these days.

That sounds like something they'd find funny.

"Dear Matt and Trey,

I wanted to play your new game. I was looking forward to it for a long time. But uplay is cancer so I just pirated it and am now mailing you the money for the game. Please find $20 and a voodoo doll with Ubisoft's logo attached. We hope you treat it as bad as Ubisoft treats their consumers.

Sincerely,
user"

Well except for her of course. She no longer works for them.

You forgot to add that it had a lot of cut content too.
Which we can easily blame the acquirement from a different company to Ubisoft trying to get Matt and Trey to sell tons of DLC.

Is there somewhere I can read about what was cut? I love learning about that kind of thing.

1 was completely unavailable on steam for me. 2 has a store page but I cant fucking buy the game.

pretty sure she died

I remember a cut plot of Crab People and Underpants Gnomes at war with each other for the subterranean world.

That's the fucking joke, retard. The joke is the new kid rose through the ranks in the first game, but at the end of the week he's still the weird new kid, despite being the king of the LOTR game they were playing he's back to square one in the super hero game. That's the entire point. They made that entirely clear during the press conference. You made friends with the kids as Sir Douchebag in the LOTR game, but none of them know you as a real kid, they're switching games and you're still just the new kid. Don't forget that SooT takes place over like, 3 days.

So how are they gonna fuck up the United States of America this time?

Well, it was Obsidian, so for the first time instead of putting more content into a buggy game, their publisher forced them to actually make the damn thing work and forget about additional stuff.

Try the wiki for games.
Just google "south park stick of truth wiki"

And also, if you look at the older trailers for the game compared to the game itself like almost no crab people, no giant craig, etc.

I said intonation, you turbofaggot. They all have no emotions, sounds nothing like the series.

This. I did feel bad about it though.

>more paper marioesque games
Sign me up.

Kenny won't make it past phase one so we know who the best option is

Isn't Kyle better though?

Cartman is fucking useless.