ITT: characters you wanted to brutally fuck

ITT: characters you wanted to brutally fuck

Jesus Christ user

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I want to fuck user!

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I wanted to poke her tummy.

'Tis a goblin!

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How do you think her feet smelled like after spending so much time in her chamber with those Sith holocrons?

I think that her looks would improve by at least 70% if her face wasn't oily. I don't quite understand that design choice, maybe someone can explain.

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Were there any mods made to fix her clusterfuck face and hair?

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NONHUMANS TO THE STAKE

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Best girl, certainly more attractive than the horror in OP

bioware interns cant into frostbite.

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fuuuuuck

i dont even play street fighter

but ive been masturbating to juri since i was a youngling

kreia did nothing wrong, she just wanted to expose the jedi for the hypocrites they were

We all agree.

She was a whore deep down inside.

I really want to fuck a lesbian and make them realize that they were wrong.

All three.

user I think you're more likely to create lesbians

Truly BioWare can't possibly get any worse

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Dem dick sucking lips tho.

please seek professional help

Stop watching shitty movies user

>meet lesbian girl on WoW RP server
>I'm RPing as a girl because I'm a degenerate
>she immediately falls in love with my character
>after a while she falls for me as well, starts getting obsessive and stalking me, spying on my character on an alternate account, etc.
>decided I'd come clean and say I'm a man, a big and hairy one at that
>she says she doesn't care and still wants me

One short flight to the UK a few days later and I got myself laid with an absolutely crazy formerly lesbian chick. She's about a 6/10, could be really hot though, if she took better care of herself.

WHT R U DOIN IN MUH SWAMP

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hips

Yes.

why, my peenus weenus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peenus! :) hahah

ITT: characters I wanted to brutally fuck - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>Looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>Talks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

I told her to fuck off. I don't care if there's some deep, meaningful story once you get to know her or not. She's a fucking imbecile and Bioware utterly fails at making the idea of having her in your company even remotely appealing.

Jesus, that game was such a fucking trainwreck. I really hope that I don't eventually break down and buy Andromeda like I did Inquisition. Unless I see a complete overhaul of the engine, the character models, and pretty much everything else, Andromeda can go suck a trillion starlit dicks.

I'm not going to fall for this bullshit again.

post more midna!