The Fates women generally suck, but who sucks the least?
The Fates women generally suck, but who sucks the least?
Anna is always best girl
>play conquest
>no autism waifu
mad
>She's a retainer of a Hoshidan princess
No shit you won't get her in Conquest
Elise
Why couldnt conquest get an autism waifu as well? Why Hoshido gotta keep it all to themselves? Its like they WANT to be invaded.
Because Setsuna is so autistic that she drains the autism from everyone in the world
Except for the Avatar in Conquest. Holy fuck, what a retard
Hinoka, of course
Traumatized, big titted nee-san
She gets more characterization out of plot events than support convos
But she would die for you unconditionally
>Freckles
More IS girls need freckles. Hinoka would look good with some splashed across her nose
>limiting yourself to garbage waifus
Post FE:A's moeblobs do nothing for me.
>Lyn
I love that she has become synonymous with the word "thigh"
Oboro is best
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Crimson, Oboro, and Setsuna
In my opinion
>she will never empty your bank account to buy an axe to behead your enemies
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Rinkah
She came off super obnoxious to me, didn't like her as a character even though I liked her design prior to playing the game
I would gladly pay for her murderboner
Haven't gotten the game yet but I'm on board with this user.
Married life would be such a joy. Every morning you see her walking around in nothing but her beloved apron
Who's the chill and positive chick?
The most autistic and adorable woman in the game, Setsuna
>Birthright gets the shitty Awakening maps and grinding
>Conquest gets the shitty Awakening-style one-dimensional characters
They did this on purpose, didn't they?
I'll still take one-dimensional over zero-dimensional. I can't think of a single Hoshidan who might be appealing in any way besides maybe Sakura or Azama.
Hinoka is pretty cute, plus she's got LEGS to directly contrast Camilla's funbags
I don't see how Birthright's characters are any less one-dimensional.
Fire Emblem characters in general have just become walking tropes.
the tongue ruins the pic
Lilith and Azura, at the least, can be summed up by using more than one sentance. Can't say that much about anyone else
Lilith is a fish dragon thing that lets you use her secret pocket realm to build a castle, and dies pointlessly.
Did I miss anything?
>Is the daughter of a god
>Is your sister
Did you play Hidden Truths?
>She would die
you got that right :(
I actually prefer the Conquest avatar to that prancing faggot you have in Birthright
>Charlotte
>Using an axe and not her bare hands
Setsuna is high as fuck, Oboro has her bloodlust
Shame her and Scarlet are Corrinsexuals
I don't like Corrin at all. I kind of miss Robin, at least he wasn't such a massive fag
Kagero
I legit liked Robin, thought s/he was pretty cool. Maybe I'm just biased cause you could turn her into a tittymonster unlike in Fates
I miss my tittymonster MU. Robin had actual fucking traits, even hints of maliciousness.
Story-wise, it's just better for MUs to be the Lord's righthand man or something. It'd probably be easier to not a write a shitty story around a literal self-insert.
I find self-insert characters boring in general, I much preferred Morgan to Robin
She seemed to have a mad str growth to the point where I'm not even mad that I needed her to replace Kaze because I didn't know I needed to have an A-support with him
Really hope we get to be some kind of random faggot becoming the top dog in future games. Having to hear "yu the choosun one, blayde chus yu" is boring af
Yeah, I agree. When you have the self-insert as the MC you run into Persona 4 syndrome where everyone sucks your dick all the time and you're super duper special
>not having an A-support with best bro anyway
Come on now
Of course you like Morgan better, Morgan is literally perfect in every way
she died before i knew i had to talk to her, i didn't bother to restart the mission to get her back. did i miss out a lot cus of that?
That's almost what Robin was, with the minor exception of being the thoroughbred aspect of a god. If he had been some random schmuck Chrom found in a field, skilled in tactics, swordsplay and magic, and not a literal god, it would have been so much better
Pretty much every support of hers is the same but she's cute and dumb enough that it didn't get tiring for me.
Nigga i just wanted to bone dragon maid but game won't let me
She's a playable unit, so you obviously missed out on her supports.
which autistic wife is the best autistic wife though?
Daddy's little death engine, morgan a best
Which fates game should i buy for the 3ds if im looking for the best girls?
>Cute
>Loves the shit out of her father
>Has the potential to be the absolute strongest unit in the game
>Smart as fuck
>A bit of a ditz
Literally perfection incarnate
>being called 'mama' in Fates
Kana is disgusting. Did IS purposely make the most annoying character your own kid in an attempt to ruin the eugenics and MU for the players?
They tried to recreat Morgan. They failed, horribly
>tfw male
>will never be called Mama
Corrin is just awful.
>hey, what if I married that cute mage
>oh, turns out Corrin is a massive bitch who doesn't get the joke even though the other princesses figure it out instantly
If they're going to make self-inserts, they need to avoid having them be judgy little faggots who highlight their own idiocy.
>Implying Papa or father is any less endearing
Faggot
Which support are you talking about?
At least Robin had the sense to open his fucking mouth and try to make peace.
Corrin seems content with dooming one family to death because he can't fucking choose
Xander and Ryoma refusing to listen probably didn't help, though
>cute mage
>fem corrin
Choices are limited.
Robin was kind of a bitch too, but the equivalent one was saved in the later supports and hot springs.
I was trying to support him with Oboro because I wanted to know what would happen with the mouse, now they're stuck on B
You missed out bullies Laurent and Yarne
i was not aware you could get some D.
How does it work out? I'm not too knowledgeable on the latest games, but i know there is a child mechanic. How would that work with a homo couple?
>How would that work with a homo couple?
It doesn't
They don't have the kid.
Oops, silly me, thought you were talking about m!Corrin.
>that S support
Yikes, man. That's rough.
They just don't get "kids" since in Fates you pump a kid into a hyperbolic time chamber and when you go recruit them they're functionally adults.
They adopt kids in their endings though.
>Bullies the autist and the craven
I forgot about that, she literally tortures Yarne
It's good that they adopt in the endings since, in Revelation in particular, Corrin having some kind of heir would be extremely important, though it makes you wonder why they couldn't just address it directly and bring back the village maiden or something for Kana/Nina.
I prefer the Awakening kids, and how they all are trying to deal with the fact that their parents will eventually have them.
Nah and Brady are downright tragic in this regard
I think Cynthia's was really the one that spoke to me simply because she was so benign about it up till then.
Tharja, Noire, and Morgan are best Awakening girls
Rhajat and Kana are best in Fates
Kiria and Tharja are best in TMS#FE
This is undeniable fact.
>The stalker yandere
>Not having legions of immortal, incredibly stronk dragon babies so their mother is never lonely again
C'mon son
Nowi is happy with Donnel. And Tiki is happy with Say'ri
>Tiki is happy with Say'ri
Nope, sorry, best girl belongs to me
Something I've always wondered. How do manaketes reproduce? Do they have live children or do they lay eggs? Does transforming harm the child, because the internal organs of the mother are changing and rearanging to fit the new form?
Nope, I am going to be the best god damn father to Nah that I can be. Fuck Donnel, he can have Sully or Maribelle
Which one, Say'ri or Tiki.
Gaius goes to Sully, Maribelle goes to Ricken I guess
Gaius goes to Maribelle, god damn there is so much shit in this thread
They actually fit well because I like how Gaius protected her in the past
I liked the support too but the eugenics faggotry in me makes me do only certain pairs.
I'm talking strictly support. Eugenics be damned for this
Say'ri obviously.
>Gaius
>implying Maribelle doesn't get ravaged every night by the Vaike's giant barbarian dick
I can't remember which support is best for each girl since I've been doing eugenics most of the time.
Good taste.
>Implying Vaike can tell a woman from a hole in the ground
Vaike generally ends up alone when I'm not playing for eugenics, I can't stand him
Male Morgan x Nah is cutest ship and also basically canon. Shit is so fucking adorable.
Male Robin is best for Nowi because This user is right and Nah really needs a good father.
He also fathers Tiki/Say'ris kids because those supports are also cute as fuck
Vaike deserves a waifu. Ricken is the only one who should ever be single
It's almost a shame that I never see MaMorgan, given that I almost never play as FeRobin, that support is cute as fuck
Vaike is retarded, at least Ricken has smarts. Plus, I like the idea that Miriel is seriously into /ss/
I've never played as FeRobin either, that would mean I'd have to not marry Nowi/Tiki/Say'ri and my heart can't take it.
I will one day though. Nobody ever talks about MaMorgan, but I like him alot
>they all are trying to deal with the fact that their parents will eventually have them
Aw man, this definitely made the kids' existence in-story so much stronger and personable. The awkwardness of them being nearly the same age as their parents also gets mitigated by that, too. Hell, it even helps the gen1 of Awakening even more interesting since now they realize they have a future to work towards.
Fates kids are just weird in that they're almost the same age of their parents, their actual, biological, same-verse parents, and it's hard to suspend your disbelief when the parents act all parent-y and authoritative when they're basically the same age.
My favorite pairing for the best son. MaMorgan is great. Truly the definition of "he's a good kid".
So glad I haven't played Fates, it sounds like such a shitshow
Yes, MaMorgan is a good son/sibling and even cousin. He's like the only fucking person to take Owain seriously, what a bro
No love for Rinka ?
It's a shame Tiki and Say'ri can't S-support outside of Robin.
Hell, while I'm at it, I'm angry that Gangrel can't start a new life with Emm and dies if you don't marry him, that Basilio and Flavia can't have kids, and that Yen'fay and Say'ri can't run off together
Looks like it's just you and me user. Married her in Birthright, she actually turned out to be a pretty decent malig knight.
Would have picked her again in Revelation if I wasn't playing female Corrin
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She is kind of cute, though
Eugenics > supports ever time
The Avatar and Morgan are the best parent/child pairing, no matter what gender
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So you say. My first playthrough was dedicated to unlocking as many supports as I could, and finding the cutest pairs.
My Lunatic playthrough was dedicated to eugenics
I think parts of Fates are pretty good. The kids are a massive tumor, all around though. FE13 implemented them almost perfectly into the story, so the contrast is jarring. Most people think Fates did everything better than FE13 on almost everything else, though.
('m slightly biased to FE13 since my husbando is in it so I've thought about the characters and setting more fleshed out than I should've.
I'm biased towards 13 as well, not a single character has clicked with me the way Nowi did, and the absence is kind of jarring