What is the best preorder incentive ever offered?

What is the best preorder incentive ever offered?

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Bioshock infinite's was the best I had ever seen.

Xcom: enemy unknown + Bioshock 1 + some TF2 hats.

Can't ever top this

>that April fools day where they lowered the price of all DLC to $1, but doubled Horse Armor's price

I don't understand the obsession with this ugly girl. Her tits aint even big
Does Sup Forums think they're big because all they do is jerk off to traps and lolis?

Just Nintendo fans are just manchildren who's never seen a real women in their lives.

She's a metaphor for BotW, mediocrity impressive to people who don't know better.

This picture is real.


Also, Rock Band 3 had cheat codes to get special in game instruments, that anybody could use, even if you didn't actually preorder it.

Literally the only answer

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>its real

Things like this make Bethesda based.

I remember when pre-orders used to be kinda good

>Pre-ordered Wind Waker and got the Ocarina of Time GCN disc
>Years later dated a "omg I'm such a gamurrr gurrrl" gf who "omigooooood zelda is my favoriiiiiiiiiite" whole stole it from me and then moved
>Whatever, at least my 64 still works
>64 dies like not even a week later (was around 10-15 years old at this point and had gotten almost daily play)
>Picked up the one Zelda collection that had I&II, OOT, and MM
>Crashed like the fucking dickens
>Lost it in a housefire

I GUESS I'M JUST NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE OOT

FUCK

Here's hoping my 3DS carts don't just burst into flames.

>Confirmed for never seeing tits irl
They're big

Now that you said it, its so clear to see.

Samefag

That is just some awful luck. I have a friend who has been robbed every single time he has ever owned a copy of Sonic Adventure 2. To this day he refuses to buy the game, even after it came out on XBL.

This girl is fucking ugly. Stop posting her around Im sick of seeing her butterface.

>Horse armor used to be a thing of mockery
>Nowadays that shit is standard.

for you

This was pretty neat. I still have it.

I had the same thing happen with MGS3, too. And ONLY MGS3.

>Got the original Snake Eater
>Lost it in aforementioned house fire
>Got MGS3 Subsistence
>Let a "friend" in high school borrow it who then fucked off and pretended he didn't know me any time I asked for it back
>Didn't get it again until years later when it came out in the HD collection
>Got it on Xbox because I was a poorfag at the time and it was the cheapest
>Sold my Xbox and all my games to help pay for college (okay fine this one is my fault), because whatever at least I still have my account
>Got it again for PS3, PS3 dies
>This time I buy that fucking shit digitally

Now watch my account get banned

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I got a Vault Boy bobble head for pre ordering Fallout 4.

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looks gay

My gf's tits are E's.
This girls tits aren't even big compared to most girls.

I'd legit buy a bottle like that

Looks like some kinky sex device.

What on Earth is that?

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A selfie stick, looks like From knows their fanbase, huh?

>Be a hacker fuck the man!
>Walmart edition

Yeah every single women has DDs or more user, your anecdotal evidence disproves any and all surverys

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

It has to be Master Quest, right?

>Walmart edition

It was not pre order but day 1 edition.

I still have the Voucher.

>Dual Audio is pre-order bonus
I think they made it free after the game came out but they fucking know their audience.

No, I'm saying that the fucking ugly girl does not have big tits compared to even the average girl.

I'm merely mentioning my gf's tits as a response to the slander that I've never seen tits irl.

There has never been a better pre-order incentive, and there never will be. Based Nintendo.

They sure do.

Fat chicks don't count

Lower your standards, not everyone in life is 10/10.

Pokemon Colosseum came with Jirachi, that was pretty great.

You're right. They just eat til they're full

Every female counts, they all have breasts.

That ugly mongoloid girl does not have big breats and she isn't even attractive. End of the line

>literally the same bonus that was in Fallout 3

gg bethesda

For your sake I'd say never download a rom either, it'd probably just corrupt your harddrive.

Oh don't worry, I lowered my standards for anything Nintendo.

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Dong case

I fucking love Master Quest. I think its time to find an ISO of that and give it a replay.

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Was this just fucking condoms?

I'd be fucking embarassed to cash it in

why?

yep

It's not free as of now, it's also 10GB.

But for a meme girl about tits, I'm kinda dissapointed how small they are.

I'd just feel like a fat fuck who got the preorder just cause it came with a free whopper

Why would I bring my standards down to your level? Ugly people need to stop reproducing and poisoning the gene pool. Just like people with diseases and genetic defects.

Fuck you

kek u mad brah

why not higher your standards?

no but you're ugly

you sure sound mad

no, fat women are the definition of unattractive you manchild
i dont care how big a womans tits are, fat tits arent good tits
unhealthy women are just disgusting

Amazon or The Container store, m8. Making your own label would be easy too.

you sure smell bad

NIGHT VISION GOGGLES

I smell funky, I haven't showered today and I'm wearing a week old t-shirt. Wouldn't call it bad bad though

It's not a case of whether they're attractive or not. The point is that they have tits. I don't understand what you're having trouble understanding.

Well... are you fat or not? If not, than you are not fat where is the problem? Also you got it with the Day 1 edition which means you didn't need to pre order it.

>those fucking dark souls 3 flasks sadly i do not have a picture but those were amazing

he was free for everyone last month pokemon 20 years

I'm a bit chubby, I've gained like 20 pounds in the past year and I'm self concious about it.

I got a Day 1 edition by walking into the store tbqh.

so its no longer about a manchild claiming his overweight landwhale gf has better tits than for a healthy woman her tits are large and high quality > saggy droopy unattractive trash

>Based
>For being the company that effectively started all these terrible DLC practices

I don't understand, is it a cock cage?

The only preorder bonus that i really liked was the soundtrack that came with Metal Gear Rising.

>implying us gamers have sex

L O L
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>bethesda effectively started all these terrible DLC practices

Oh so you are also from Austria? I only got the Day 1 edition because the game was available for 50€.

That a company of the size of Bethesda still can laugh about it self is very sympathetic.

Nah, I'm from Poland. I'm not even sure if we had any preorder bonuses tbqg.

>That a company of the size of Bethesda still can laugh about it self is very sympathetic.
>HAHAHA WE'RE SO FUCKING RICH, REMEMBER THIS SHIT YOU IDIOTS SLURPED UP?

I'm pretty sure almost nobody bought the horse armor.

no you retard
the point is that the zelda girl doesn't have big tits
that's all it's ever been
I guarantee you the zelda girl even has saggy banana tits too.

"They aren't as big as [x]" does not mean "they are not big"

>I'm pretty sure almost nobody bought the horse armor.
escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108564-Bethesda-Says-People-Are-Still-Buying-Horse-Armor
gamerant.com/elder-scrolls-oblivion-horse-armor-popular/

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

I will never understand whats funny about this.

Is it that the pre-order rewards are literal baby items and then OP is a fat neckbeard?

>people still buy the horse armor after 5 fucking years.

I would also laugh about those guys who are buying the horse armor.

>Is it that the pre-order rewards are literal baby items and then OP is a fat neckbeard?

holy shit, is this guy some kind of genius?
how did he even notice that
holy shit

I'm not worthy to see that pic.

but user, they were the first

Not him but I don't get it either. I mean, it's funny and the gy deserves a clap for not giving a fuck and being a cool guy all around but I keep seeing this cap like it's some hilarious shit and he's just a fat guy wearing something ridiculous. If I posted myself wearing the underwear from Catherine it owuld be ridiculous for obvious reason, but nt really funny.
Fuck, I sound like an autist but it's true.

You really do sound like an autist. It's perfectly relevant to the thread we're in.

ur gay, fag

isn't there a RE6 edition with a 700$ jacket or something?

>Not him but I don't get it either. I mean, it's funny and the gy deserves a clap for not giving a fuck and being a cool guy all around but I keep seeing this cap like it's some hilarious shit and he's just a fat guy wearing something ridiculous.
It's both you idiot. Don't think in absolutes.