You weren't thinking about pirating Skyrim Remastered, were you user?

You weren't thinking about pirating Skyrim Remastered, were you user?

No Todd, because you're giving it to me for free anyway

You wouldn't download a game, would you? Stick to console discs like a good member of society.

Considering your shit game is worthless, obviously not

I don't play bad video games. Your game is safe Todd

Why would I play that piece of shit, Officer?

Why would I need to when I modded my pirated copy of the original?

No, I really wasn't.

>toddposters

>it's another Toddposting/shill thread

Of course not officer! Why would I pirate such a masterpiece of electronic entertainment? Everyone should pre-order it!

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I would never do such a thing as I respect all games especially those made by bethesda. Now if you would all just BUY Skyrim Remastered I believe our lor-friend Todd Howard would start working on the next entry in the great Elder Scrolls Series. Goodbye fellow gamers!

How can Todd and Skyrim even compete?

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its free for PC players noob

just have to own Skyrim and that can be found cheaply

DELETE THIS

Hey wait a minute.... T-Todd is that you buddy?

Maybe if you just bought his game these threads would stop.

I'm gonna pirate your stupid fucking game Todd, FUCK YOU FAAAAAGOOOTTTT

>liking a shit tier meme show

Who in the world will play this shit except for Le Epic Sex Mod dwellers

REAL GAMERS WHO CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND A GOOD STORY AND GREAT GAMEPLAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Wouldn't dream of it officer.

You couldn't pay me to play that game.

Todd, buddy, stop it, think about your heart

I have like 300 hours just fucking around with settlements. I guess I bought a $60 settlement building game and I think I'm okay with that.

Well I am now

But Todd, why would I need it when I already have the original version? It's not like I care that much about graphics.

If you want a good Todd thread you need to post original stuff. I just see a bunch of Sup Forums filenames.
Come on. If you like the meme so much that create content for it. I believe in you, anons.

Definitely not. I didn't even like the regular one.

Why would I? I'm getting it for absolutely no charge.

I don't even want it. The idea of playing skyrim again doesn't entice me in the slightest amount.

Post some rare Todds

Of course not, I pirated the legendary edition and this new one will probably break all my mods

Actually, no. I don't even want to play this shit.

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Buy the game or else you infidel scum

Why would I pirate a game you're giving me for free, Todd?

Is it wrong that I love Todd threads and I don't even like Bethesda games?

Friendly reminder Todd once pirated games too.

The only people who hate Todd threads are people who hate themselves.

Of course I am you dumb faggot.

> Expect sweet little lies
> Got fuck all
Think he'll whisper to me at Quakecon?

Why the fuck would I pirate something I can get for free?

Teacher, teacher, user is pirating Skyrim Remastered

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When will this shit end?

If everyone here does not pre-order Skyrim Remastered Edition right now, I'm going to blow this thread sky high.

Can I cancel the preorder right away?

Pull the pin Todd, you fucking coward

you won't

>can't get it for free because i pirated dragonborn and housefire
fugg

but Todd I think of pirating every game

Police Officer Nodd Toward here, i'll arrest this man.

Don't do drugs, and remember to preorder Todd's games, okay kids?

GUYS I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, I WILL KILL US ALL! I'M NOT LYING THIS TIME!

Do it

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nah, I don't want that game.

That's ok, I'm not mad.
I'M FUCKING FURIOUS! I AM OUT OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD!

>Nodd Toward

You don't have enough points in Explosives to make that grenade potent, Todd.

Don't worry about his heart, user. It can take it and it doesn't even work that hard given his short stature.

Guys, Todd is asleep. Don't wake him up

>being that short
>being under the average world height of 6'0"

JOKES ON YOU! I REMOVED THAT SKILL!

SOMEONE'S TRYING TO PIRATE YOUR GAMES.

So you're saying you have zero points in Explosives?

Now I'm even less threatened by you.

>he posts advermemes for a game that will be free
>on a filipino basket weaving board

I REMOVED ALL THE SKILLS...

I don't think so but I did see him at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Oh shit he's right.

:^) It's not like i'm pirating it, i'm just not playing it.
I never played a single Bethesda game in my life

Just get them on sale for like $2.

But Todd, it's not piracy if you're giving it to me for free.
By the way, how's development on the next Elder Scrolls game going?

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It's free on Steam anyways, m8

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR?

Ofcourse not, Todd.
I'm just going to download a copy and test it permanently before never buying it.

Ofcourse not, Todd.
I'm just going to download a copy and test it permanently before never buying it.

Who is you favorite game Reviewer Sup Forums?

Salutations my "Jive Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean DeTodd. So you think Mr. Howard is racist? Ha! I say, Ha! No. He's a "Real Original Gangster", if you catch my drift. I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the black community. So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow "Niggas", go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through LEGAL means. I know we sometimes are a sticky-fingered bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.

myself, after i pirate the game before buying

Based umaru poster

Why would anyone play Skyrim ever when there's Dragon's Dogma out there?

please help us

I was thinking about not bothering to play it at all.

Thats not how you spell the Witcher 3

Todd? You said I get it for free... you didn't lie did you?

Ok this one got me.

I would never lie to you, user. Now, open the door so we can play amazing games together.

TW3 sucks. Terrible combat, have to play as dumbass Gayralt, can't choose a class. Overhyped garbo.

Skyrim is an objectively better game than Dragons Dogma.

Only thing Dragons Dogma does better is that you can climb really big animals you fight. Otherwise it's a mess and terribly designed game

O-ok Todd, I just got this Contraptions Workshop so I'm going to try this out. Can you show me cool stuff? H-hey what are you doi...

Each to their own I guess. I personally dislike Skyrims combat and the world isn't as interesting.

WHY user!!! WHY DID YOU BELIEVE HIM?!!??

Goddamn haha.

spotted the guy who's never played DD

I already bought it Todd, now fuck off.

>'_____'

>I have no mouth and i must shill