Pic related washes up on the beach unconscious

>pic related washes up on the beach unconscious

wat do?

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Turn into a seagull in the best ending

shoot it before orc babies pop out of its ass

Help him to safety?

Go home and play video games.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

eggs

Steal the hat and boots.

smell her nono place

Focibly shove eggs down his throat.

I impregnate him. I love traps.

>him
user...

Fuck it up the ass

faggots pls go..

faggots pls stay..

>walks in dungeon
>door shuts off
>look heads to see pic related

Ok now wat do

Clean the cum off his legs before adding my own.

Take his hat and run, sell it online

>look if he wears underwear

lick his salty butthole till he wakes up

tongue my ass senpai

>Check if it's actually Link and not some passed away cosplayer or some shit (try to take off the ears is what I can think of right now)
>if they are real take him to safety, find out how he got to this universe because if he's actually link it means there are other universes or some shit, with magic and gods and all
>start my plan to become the universe ruling meme wizard I was born to become

You would be facing the same direction if you turn 360 degrees you dumbass
You should do a 180 degrees turn to walk away
God I fucking hate summer retards

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Bowl of eggs

nice reverse bait :^)

>not fucking boys
What are you gay?

>link
>a boy

The only answer that's ever correct for Link is rape.

i would do something inappropriate

Someone always falls for this

GIVE ME YOUR HAT

balls-deep animal fuck

Ask him why he's wearing a diaper.

Bash head with sledgehammer.

>"this is for your own good"

Flip skirt and insert.

Push it back out into the water. He is clearly here to wake the windfish and kill us all.

>Realize he is Link, the legendary hero
>Slit his throat
>Change into his clothes
>Change my name to Link
>Go on an adventure

Looks like the only summer here is (you)

Steal his rupies.

He doesn't have to tell me what happened, but he does have to eat all of these eggs. every. last. one.

Fuck.

Call the CIA.

>Ctrl+f "eggs"
>4 results
Good.

He doesn't know

haha filthy weeb manlet, i'd bash his skull

HAHA TIME FOR EGGS

haha

Would you rather have Link or Len?

>banned two times for four days for posting not even lewd Selim
>banned for four days for posting not even lewd Link
what's wrong with mods senpai

We'll see who is the autist when I rule the universe, fag

fuck off faggots, not video game discussion

>no linkmode bf
>nearing the age of gay death where such things are impossible
End me family

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Len all day, every day.
Mods hate shota.

Give amnesia, make it girl, insert beanus.

>Mods hate shota
but that Link was an adult i think

Wake him up and nothing else. He's good Link, but not best Link.

Mods hate everyone, except people with shit taste.

EGGS

>you will never a link
why even live bros

Shove a bowl of eggs up his ass.

First week on Sup Forums and your already trying too hard to fit in

Thanks for the nostalgia, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jt5u4ybx4

I had a good laugh, thank you.

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The fuck, that's Japanese pron.
Are they really mimicking that egss meme. Hpw did they know

This is excellent.

Tie him up, take his sword and items, wait for him to wake up then threaten his life in exchange for the location of the magical loli forest.

Nigga, they'd probably end up turning out to be feral flesh-eating monsters.

Do you mean eggscellent?

You do know going into that forest will turn you into a stalfos, right? That means no more dick to fuck those magical lolis.

Who cares fag, you just reminded me that I still have to read the rest of shipwrecked.

>inb4 mods start banning for posting insects

Thanks for the daily dose senpai

Play the Song of Healing and obtain the Hyrulian Mask.

Take him home and help him bathe.

and it worked look how many retards replied to him

np senpai

How is it even a question?

why is that art style so horrible

i think it's the colouring

stick it in her pooper

>her

>girly legs
>no pants
>long hair
close enough for me

I can respect that.

I actually got banned for 7 days globally for posting this, tried to appeal it, and the cuck mods denied it

It was nice knowing you user

Tell him to wake up and save the world from an ancient evil.

THIS NIGGA!

Only if you get lost.

And goodbye to you, user, for calling the mods cucks

poke the thighs

guess i'll see you in the afterlife

nice reverse reverse bait

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Scottland is not a real country! You're english men with a dress!

would his dick get hard if i tried to touch it while he's still unconscious?
serious question desu

What does elf boypussy taste like?

Did the seagulls poo on him?

other men's semen

Strip and bundle in blanket or spare clothes. Dry clothes. Nurse back to health.

Not be a creepy fucker.

You still sound like a creepy fucker to me, user

If someone's soaking wet and you leave them like that they'll die of hypothermia.