Attack

>attack
>3 widowmakers
>2 tobjorns
99% of my losses are due to having a shit team

You lost when you purchased the game.

>Go Mercy
>Team splits up
>Dies
>Blames me because I cant be in 4 places at once
Epic
>Switch to sniper
>Get 3 golds in under a min
>Get 3 gold medals card
Wish the Dota and LoL community would die of cancer already

overwatch does feel like a moba sometimes

>attack
>2 Widowmakers
>1 Hanzo
>1 Zenyatta that keeps dying
>1 Reinhardt spamming "Group up with me!" while not using shield at all
>You

Life is suffering

The game is just TF2 nobody actually cares about winning. Play whatever retarded character you want and do team deathmatch like everyone else.

Don't forget to collect hats!

>attack
>be widowmaker because i bought to game to be a sniper
>some autistic try-hard white kid is screaming at me
Just let me play how I want to play, dammit.

>mfw my torb has 64% winrate after 50 games on PC and very rarely lose a KoTH with him

People who use him on assault attack though need a kicking.

> go to Tibet
> inevitably my team will lose

I don't even know what it is about that map that turns the five people I'm with from being competent winners to loner retards. We'll even sometimes dominate the first point only for everybody to throw the strategy out the window on the second.

I honestly think I haven't won on that map once.

>defense
>2+ Torbjorns
>instawin + funny
>+fun

A team-based game like Overwatch isn't for you then, retard. Should've just bought Sniper Elite or Cobbleduty.

You're probably a level 20 something and take 6 shots to kill a zenyata. Everytime I see anyone below 40 that uses widow maker I already know I'm down one player.

>dominate the first objective in less than a minute like we're fucking pros
>suddenly my entire team turns into retards and lose to the 2nd objective
This happened to me a fuck ton of times. Am I fucking cursed or something?

Well the first objective is retarded easy for offense to get on all maps? The second one is reversed where the defense has significant advantage.

>not going full dorf fort mode

Momentum goes to people heads and they start conga lining to the point if they fail the inital push after taking the first objective.

Really? I didn't know this. Still though, we still should've been able to get the 2nd objective since we literally wiped out the enemy team and got a team-kill for the first one.

>defend
>6 tobjorns
>we won

pls OP, more overwatch threads

It basically has MOBA-style picking and relies on positioning instead of skill.

ok i'll make another one after cooldown :)

>shad

my girlfriend literally looks like tracer
same head shape, same hairstyle, same haircolor
only difference is the voice, because she's not british

pics or I call bullshit

I know his art is shit, and it works for my dick anyway.

>having a girlfriend

link so i can bump friendo

>using sniper to attack

You are everything wrong with multiplayer fps

>defend Dorado
>there's a zenyatta on my team
>guaranteed loss
>he can actually aim, heal, and debuff appropriately
>we end up winning

>attack
>guy goes zenyatta again
>pushes like a fucking madman
>puts harmony on me or the genji whenever we come back from roaming
>transcends through three (3) black holes
>end up winning again
>ask him if he got any medal besides healing
>he says silver damage

Nerf this omnic pig.

Wow I always thought it said "It's Honey" not High Noon.

>Go Mei on Hanamura
>Dva about to use her ult charging our point
>Use icewall to block it off
>Full damage block
>Have autistic kid scream I fucking suck as blocked his kill as Widowmaker
>Yells at team not to vote for me
>Get 7 votes

I swear some people just bitch about Mei because it is the cool thing to do when there are numerous times she saves a team's ass.

doing this on route 66 is almost cruel
they didn't even get to the first checkpoint by the end of the round, let alone barely out of the spawn

though 5 torbs and a lucio works best

Most of mybloses are becausebpeople dont even pay attention to the teams composition.

>On defence
>my team has a lucio, a mercy, and a 2 attack heroes.
>i pick a tanker and tell them overvthe mic that we need a dwfense character.
>everyone ignores me
>defending is almost impossoble
>our tracer and McGree missing every kill
>mercy only heals McGree exclusively for some reason and lucio nevee does anything ans is only trying to score kills andbgo fast
>after realizing we didnt need to healers mercy change to Pharana

Needless to say what hapoens next

Fucking mei is like the phlog pryo but with a longer stun time than mcree

>join game
>autistic white kid insta-picks widowmaker

WHY

THE FUCK

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW

THAT THE TIMER RESETS IN OVERTIME IF YOU STAND ON THE POINT

this shit INFURIATES ME. GENJI, YOU ARE THE LAST ONE ALIVE , YOU CAN EVEN DEFLECT, STOP RUNNING AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID TO DIE 1v5 INSTEAD OF BUYING US ENOUGH TIME TO RESPAWN

>Be Reinhardt on Watchpoint
>Do a few sacrifice pushes into the ocean
>Keep the enemy from pushing the payload
>Mercy sticks near me as she knows I'm trying my best to keep the pressure
>Hear High noon and turn as fast as possible to protect my team
>Never get on the board
>Whole team agrees I should be

Reinhardt is underappreciated

so is lucio supposed to subliminally promote smoking weed?

>Watchpoint: Gibralter
>on attack
>some guy picks Torbjorn
>"trust me, I'm swedish"
>okaysurewhynot
>he ends up doing great
>we win without too much trouble at all

well ok then

Tfw going tracer and just blinkig on and off the point for over a min

Tfw going lucio and just gofast and wall running/jumping to keep it in ot and also distract the fuck out if the enemy so the respawners get ez kills

>Whole team agrees I should be
Should be what???

I feel like im the only pone who is constantly looking at the time and bar at the top when im not fighting.
Being dead in overtime and losing because a widow wont get on the point is maddening.

his team thought he should've been up for commendation at the end

>level
>matters

wow simply epic

>defend
>5 assaults
Just fuck me up f4m

>Feel like all I'm doing is suicidally rushing on to the point alone into a den of six very organized, skilled enemies who are also pissed off and kill me within the second
>Objective time: 00:13
>It's a gold medal

Yeah he's supposed to be a parody of Bob Marley or Damian or something mixed with Skrillex.

>attack
>3 widowmakers
>2 tobjorns

sounds pretty awesome, widows kill everyone off easily, tjorbs put turrets on payload and rides the mobile battalion HQ into the enemy's asshole

>reinhardt
>spam group up with me
>everyone runs to enemy spawn
>dies
>I'm the only one on the point
>the enemy comes around the corner
>mfw

>Buying team games
>Without friends

I have a crew for every single multiplayer game that I frequent. Being half normie is better than playing with randoms.

You know that's a shemale right?

I love how people underestimate Torbjorn
He is actualy a strong little fucker

turret-bastion is much stronger than tobjorn's level 2 turret

>forced 50% winrate

Who thought this was a good idea?

The harder I try the more this fucking matchmaking algorithm punishes me by pairing me with literal retards.

Hello newfriend

>shoulders two axe handles wide

You don't say?

To summarize this thread:
>"I'm mad because I'm bad"
Either try to carty harder or play with friends.

>two axe handles wide
You blind or something m8?

>posting the censored nips version

>50 games

Nice sample size bruh

thank blizzard for pandering to the sjw feminist casual fanbase

Holy shit I never noticed that. I just use it to shitpost

RYUU GA WAGA TEKI _____________!

kill yourself

>defense
>our team:
>two genjis
>two widomakers
>junkrat
>me, reinhardt
>this is going to fucking suck
>"someone change from genji and widow, we need a supp"
>silence
>mfw

go fuck yourself

But when bastion dies he has to run all the way from the spawn back to his spot.

If torbjorn's turret is destroyed, he just plops up a new turret and 5 hammer slams later there is a new lvl 2 turret.
You are also mobile as torbjorn and his gun is heavily understimated. It does quite alot of damage.

play fucking ranked dont try hard in quick play

>Join a game where 3 of my teammates rolled Winston and I just went Lucio
>we win

The other team was shit anyway. If you have a shit comp, just tell the others to switch.

There are times where I join a game and nobody rolls support. For example, I always love playing Junkrat on Payload defense, but if no one else plays support, then I just roll support anyway.

Competitive update when?

>mfw this happened to my team and nobody had any idea what to do

I was hanzo so of course I was doing to best job but then again
>hanzo
Now I know better though.

We never even made it past point A

Never, of course.

Reminder that your retarded teams are a reflection of you

Stop being shit and you won't be surrounded by shit

>play support and tank
>can fill pretty much any role and be decently competent at them
>my team always has a Bastion
>Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
>always a fucking Bastion that sits in one place and fucking dies because Bastion is a piece of shit that's countered by anything with half a working neuron

I hope you die if you play Bastion.

except this isn't true, retard

Defending as mei on the first point of hanamura is cruel, I love it.

You get like 50% ice wall uptime on the main entrance easy ability to SORRY SORRY anyone that comes in that way, and blizzard to shut off all access.

It is amazing.

The turret is a distraction
The real threat is those 100+ damage headshots

a good mei completely dismantles a random pub.

>play as pharah
>deleting their backline
>mei is in our backline doing the same
>they counter pick and start to shut me down
>no one swaps to out range the mei

>own team has 2 genjis
>we actually win

No skill the character. Literally the worse character in game used by casual scum only.

Except it is

Mmr dictates whom you play with

TURRET-SAPPING CLASS WHEN

who is that fluid druid

Those turret hugging torbs irritate me to no end.

The character is a lot of fun and yeah, the turret can be useful.

But fuck, torb's gun is amazing. You've got a shotgun for obliterating anything at close range and then the m1 for mid-long range high damage, almost killing squishies in 1 headshot, and molten core to turn both him and his turret into beefy murder machines.

Place the turret in either a spot to cover the point/your flank then go ham and keep throwing armor out there.
Active torb is amazing.

>it's a 2 Hanzo, 2 Widowmaker and Genji on KOTH episode

I hope console shitters atleast don't have to deal with this bullshit

>Opposing team just lobbing off ults over and over again to the point of insanity
>lose
>post game cards
>Allied roadhog self healed 80% of damage taken

>that last panel
I wans't ready.

>win a bunch of games in a row
>no longer want to play since I know forced 50 will make me have a losing streak until my MMR drops low enough I stop getting shit teams

>Rein + junkrat/pharah exists

Try communicating with your team

PS4 player here. Its just as fucking bad

>tfw being the only person to push the cart during the entire match
>tfw losing the game with

post more amelie butt

+1 you're one of us now, brother! :D

>Defense
>hanzo
>genji
>reaper
>junkrat
>D.Va

>playing Zarya on Gibraltar attack
>applying shields like fuck to everyone
>smacking down tracers, healers, etc. with full stacks
>time ults perfectly for our McReeeeeee
>win game
>34 elims and 6 deaths
>ally Zenyatta gets epic'd for ~1500 transcendence healing

>playing attack in bongland
>go tracer and start harassing the enemy team while mine pushes the payload
>there widow starts picking off our team but no one tries to counter
>on fire as trader but decide to switch to widow to counter their widow
>constantly sniping her and destroying their turrets
>we're a couple of feet from winning
>game goes to overtime
>Zen uses his ult to try and push the payload
>I snipe their widow,destroy the turret in the corner
>game over
>we lose
>everyone died because they were too pussy to get near zens ult
>I fucked up and didn't keep an eye on the overtime meter
>tfw I'm one of those dumbass widows that doesn't try to clutch it
>probably wouldn't have helped but damn I felt bad

I see people bitching about Bastion being OP much more than I see comments like this.

>Someone editted out the veins on her tits

Thank god

>somehow managed to get 60% winrate
>constantly getting placed into lost matches that someone left now

>see bastion
>go roadhog
>hook n' shoot
ez