Seen a Vampire thread the other day

>Seen a Vampire thread the other day
>Nostalgia kicks in
>Redownload
>Play and want to see what people have to say about the game even more
>No threads since then
Why?

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>mfv I opened the box on my first play

i see vtmb, witcher 3 and morrowind threads every day.

only reason i still go here.

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Why is she such a slut?

Easy mode: Any except Nosferatu/Malkavian.
Hard mode: Nosferatu.
Fun mode: Malkavian.

I also kind of liked the fact that the cheerleader female malkavian went insane. Kind of made you ask what kind of messed up life she had before.

>mfw I played a Malk on my first run
Good thing I already knew Masquerade beforehand.
>Mfw I CANT STOP doing more Malkavian runs

you have no one to blame but yourself

I'm playing through for my first time and am trying to balance my inherent desire to min/max with my desire to not ruin the entire game for myself via spoilers and save-scumming.

I really need to get better at just enjoying video games.

>Good thing I already knew Masquerade beforehand.
Just realized this is ambiguous, I'm talking about the books here

VV is not a slut!
VV is cute! CUTE!

i'd like to try malk on my 2nd playthrough.
builds?
i know sneak/melee is OP, but falls off lategame

Fails? Doing an Obf/Dem Ninja is one of the best thing. In fact, I've never made a proper gun build in this game so far.

The game is 12 years old and I really have no idea what to discuss about it anymore.
d-d...on't...open...it

But it supposed to have ultimate power inside. Granted, it did blow my mind, still was a ruse. I wasn't even mad, just impressed that devs would pull something like that.

>didn't listen to literally everyone on Sup Forums and in the game

>reinstall
>can't find the old mod I used to make it run on W7
>uninstall

nice
but i've lost my nerves over ming fucking xiao and chriropteran later, i had to use guns

a cute slut.

I played it years ago, I didn't even know about Sup Forumsirginia back then

By the way guys, when you played what kind of vampire did you play?


- Ambiguous morality vampire
- On the verge of becoming a monster vampire.
- "Jesus tucks me into my sarcophagus every dawn" 11/10 Humanity good vampire.

I can't blame you

>play malk first time with no prior info
>voices spoil most of the twists
Fuck me

but still
>didn't listen to literally everyone in the game

WHEREZ IZ LECROY

I go to is the pretty standard
>Play ball with me and I'll be fair
>If not I will do anything from intimidation or murder
It's dangerously in the "pssshh nothing personnel kid" realm but it's fucking fun

>roll a malkavian with the sluttiest of slut clothes mods
>slut my way through the game
>slut my way through the dialogue
>kill everyone and slut everything that moves

pretty good!

gone

Ventrue, what else do you need to know

>sluttiest of slut clothes mods
the Egyptian looking talk with nothing covering the tits?

They just were afraid of the power I would posses. Or that's what o though. I was ready for an epic fight with LA Douche for it and everything

I just instinctually knew it would be bad to open it, all the talk of bad atmosphere and something in the air etc and the fact that lacroix wanted desperately to open it put me off opening it

>talk
Malk*

Wait. What.

I need this.

Gonna need a link to this

Pretty much this. We've had weekly threads about the game for at least ten years, probably even longer than that, and honestly most of the discussion these days is driven by new players.

???

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Tessera's Mods, true path gold something.

this

Isn't the true patch gold the one that supposedly doesn't add or modify anything in the game, and just fixes bugs?
Does it really have different player clothes?

yeah thats it "true patch gold". Look his website up for pictures that can't be on a blue board

its basically an "artsy nude" mod. But the malk model is excellent, we need someone to just extra the model from there to add to a real mod.

I'll look into it and see if I can do it, thanks for the info

She's a Toreador, they're all sluts.

no u

No matter what I do I can't save both Therese and Jeanette Voerman

Alright.
Here's a pic. I'm on phone right now so I cant find/do better. He as a forum for this anyways.

>tfw you read his diary and you see that he had a vision about the werewolf attack in the park and that lacroix would die in an explosion

Git gud

post pics please.

I've always wondered why were chosen. Apparently not only was our sire of high generation but was also played a pretty sizeable role in. Then he just dies never to be mentioned again.

see

>Tow some of my favourites games are Bloodlines and EYE
Damn these games with glitches/bugs and inconsistencies that have a soul and just keeps you coming back.

Finishing up my Malk playthrough, should I do Brujah or Tremere for my next one?

All the women in the game are using their sexy looks and bountiful cleavage to manipulate you

Expect Damsel.
That's why she's is best girl

What are some other good games with hot vampire chicks in them?
Only other one I know is Bloodrayne

>Tessera

I'd like to point you to his forum.
tessmage.com/forum/index.php?topic=57783.0
tessmage.com/forum/index.php?topic=53139.0

He's a cancerous ape.

>tfw Masquerade is indirectly responsible of me getting married in two months
Will always have a place in my heart.

new unofficial patch 9.5
don't forget vamps.

unofficial mod 9.5 goy.

Yeah I know, I never liked the guy, I just want the nude models

I hate how in recent releases you have to put up with disciplines stopping everything for a casting animation if you want the restored disciplines like blood theft.

Wasn't there a specific option to exclusively disable the casting animation?

Does the tremere discipline loop still work with recent patches?

Didn't you listen to the lady on the beach?

You can trust the man on the couch and the lone wolf.

You gotta have a forum account and kissed his ass enough for that.
Not worth it, from his screenshots they look like shite anyway.

If you do, share it with your fellow anons, but I'm not hoping on something actually worth it.


Not too mention he somehow considers his "mod" to not be a mod because it patches things, but UP is a mod because it readds things, so his is "True".
tessmage.com/forum/index.php?topic=59036.0

This is the best part
>I also need to acknowledge the fact that where Wesp comes from... Germany, to be precise... they don't seem to understand that there is ANY difference between a patch and a mod. Over in Germany, they refer to EVERYTHING as a patch. How many times have you visited a European web site and seen the term "nude patch," for example..? Obviously, anything that adds nude re-skins to a particular game is a NUDE MOD... because it is MODIFYING the game in question. But in Germany, they apparently don't understand this fundamental difference between "patch" and "mod" and so, they refer to ALL third-party content as being a "patch" of some kind. I am not sure why the Germans (and others) fail to grasp this fundamental difference between "patch" and "mod," but they almost always do. A language barrier, maybe..? A poor understanding of English, perhaps..? Who knows...

tl:dr he's German so he's dum.

Nope. You can choose to disable the casting animation AND the restored disciplines. I have no idea why they're coupled together like that. You also have to install the wolf war form if you want the improved eyes.

what's the problem with opening it?

Jesus VV looks like such a skank in that picture. The slightly bowlegged stance is perfect.

Holy shit what.
>That last line
How butthurt is this guy?

Nothing wrong with it. Just a meme.

Boy do I just feel like I should mega his mod and distribute it left and right with another name just to piss him off

So, are there any actually good sex mods for Vampire?

Or at the very least, ones that do let you fuck the girls?

marrying a hot goth?

It's problematic, you're oppressing the other kindred by enforcing your wrong clannist views over others and it's demeaning.

Clans are just a social construct. Empower the caitiff now!

Yes. Met her 8 years ago at a goth club (scene is dead today, goth clubs all closed down)

who gives a fuck? everyone just wants to diablerize a methuselah anyway

Why did I read this shit in LaCroix's voice?

You can fuck Jeanette in the base game.
There's a VV sex mod IIRC.

Anyway, nope, there's not. There's adult nude skins and the like, but most of them look like crap (Tessera comes to mind as a great example).

You have to understand that the game is on a broken pre-release version of the Source engine anyway: they didn't get the whole engine because Valve wanted to show off Half-Life 2 with it, and couldn't let Vamps steal the show.
Physics and the like are thus not even remote to finished like HL2's, yet Troika did some amazing magic with it.

My sides

the real question is, is he right or wrong about wesp?

I know about the sex with Jeanette, I kept her alive because of it, even though I'm more a Cam man. And I do know how the engine is broken as fuck.

>Tfw best friend claims that Valve didn't fuck Troika over
>Tfw he claims Troika should have just not tried to release it the same day as HL2

I also don't think the combat was that bad, it was kinda fun but the main problem with the sewers is that drags on too long.

Same, who wouldn't want ancient vampire powers? Never listened to everyone who said didn't open in the game because of course they wouldn't want you too. Plus never went on /v to talk about the game before finishing it.

I think a lot of the levels go on too long and are too tight for ranged characters.

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needs another section for god.

Because Tessera has one hell of a self-image, while his handful of fanboys suck his cock.
He's been a faggot since 2006.

There's a core of truth; Wesp does add a lot of changes, some of them broken and unfinished when he introduces them in the patch, but most of them relatively good.

Somehow Tessera convinced himself how great he is for not being like Wesp, yet dedicated entire threads and a whole essay on how he's better then him, with the first argument literally being "He's German, they're dumb.".
His butthurt was then fueled when people found out he used Wesp's code in his "True Patch", then Wesp introduced the Basic and Plus versions of the UP.
Eventually he just snapped and walled himself off, his autistic "HE'S WRONG I'M RIGHTEOUS BLOW MY E-PENIS" eventually got him cast out of practically everywhere.

There's a reason most people never heard of his True Patch, because it does less then the UP, and if you don't want the UP additions and restorations, you can use Basic.
UP is used by practically anyone, so any bug reports will nearly always be fixed, instead of Tessera's "You installed it wrong.". Wesp does admit it when he's wrong, he admits when he introduced bugs and mistakes (and supplies workarounds).

Pic related, his butt ravaging.

tl;dr He's used to be, then Wesp fixed everything and he's just butthurt because nobody is sucking his dick instead.

Take a look at his majestic forum, it's all a circlejerk of "YOU'RE STUPID, I'M SMARTS.".
tessmage.com/forum/index.php?board=48.0

Even if there was an antediluvian in the box, opening it would be a terrible idea. Even if you survive the process of diablerizing it (and pretty much everyone who has tried to do this to an antediluvian gets fucked at this point), you're now a neonate with 3rd gen blood coursing through your veins. Pretty much everyone on the planet that's 5th gen or higher would be hunting you down trying to eat you before you grow into the power.

this is some comedy gold shit.
True gold comedy

I like the content he adds
I mean most of the rebalances and new disciplines can be turned off if you want, but the other stuff is based on unfinished things left in the game files that he made playable
It's not like he's pulling stuff out his ass

Expected more of me ruling them than them hunting me down.

>teaching poeple how to pirate steam game
Absolute mad man, why would he say this publicly

Pretty much every vampire that you can fight in the game is a high generation literally who. If you drew the attention of actual elders, ruling is not an option.

It's funny how he got so butthurt after being banned off steam for teaching people how to pirate games on steam forums. Lol what'd he expect to happen?

Jesus fucking Christ. I can't stop laughing.

Anyone tried the antitribu mod? I was looking at updates like two,years ago and then stuff happened and forgot about it completly. How is it now?

It was 0/10 dogshit upon release. Just started the 1.1 patch and it actually seems pretty okay so far. Haven't left santa monica yet but I like what I see so far (except for Knox's new model. Jesus Christ what the fuck.)

>Pretty much everyone on the planet that's 5th gen or higher would be hunting you down trying to eat you before you grow into the power.
>Just the vampires
Last time an antedeluvian woke up, it destroyed half of India, genocided the Ravnos clan, then the Mages got involved.
Magic nukes he shrug off, and it required howfuckingmany solar magnifying glasses amplify the sun so hard much to actually kill it.

An antedeluvian waking up would make anyone piss themselves. There's a reason why during the whole game everyone gradually becomes more paranoid; they're scared shitless.

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But cock sucking comes with the job