So with all the speculation around botw I thought of something earlier; everyone always thinks the fails time line is due to a failure of adult link but what if it's child link. There are two times when child link would be vulnerable. The first when he gets blasted onto his ass in front of the castle. What if dorf blasted a little to hard in the fails time line and put him into a coma/fucked his shit up. The second, right when link opens the sacred realm. Maybe instead of waiting for link to pull the sword dorf pre's a little and fucks his shit up before leaving link in an extremely injured state.
Both explain something that perplexed me ever since aonuma started fucking the time line; how could dorf win in the final battle. We know for a fact though he can straight up shit on child link. It explains the rusted sword; he never pulled it so it was dormant for 100+ years.
Also kaporea gabora is the old man
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Robert Cook
wtf did I just read?
Luis Miller
Used to do that stupid passing out shit back in middle school. Man was I a dumb fuck.
Dylan Reyes
Story? I want to know what those girls felt like.
Nolan Ortiz
What's so confusing about it you stupid nigger
Liam Moore
Hyperventilate for like 20seconds, then at the end of it, hold in one last big breath. Someone then puts an insane amount of pressure onto your chest while you still hold your breath.
Then pass out and cum.
Asher Harris
do a squat, take some deep breaths like 4 or 5 making sure u inhale and exhale completely to your lung capacity, then stand up quickly and breath out all the air in ur lungs you should feel a head rush. They got the same thing except 2 or 3 times stronger.
Blake White
That sounds retarded
Ethan Lee
and dangerous but u know when u can't get no weed u gotta do seomthing
Carter Sanchez
>webm not titled "Bethesda ragdoll physics"
Jacob Cook
We did that in my middle school too, but I never dared to try it. Thank God for that, some of the most pointless stupid shit to do. Kids and teenagers will allways to daring and dangerous stuff, it's in our nature and is in one way healthy for growing, it's just sad how it has devolved to these pointless, stupid and highly dangerous things.
Jason Edwards
Don't do this. It creates mustard gas. My dad's brothers son died that way.
Isaiah Hughes
>eating mustard in the first place
Lucas Clark
that's what cough syrup is for you dumb nigger.
Hunter Davis
why am i laughing at this
Dylan Gomez
shit mane syzzup ain't free nigguh, who gonna pay for that white boy? Now hold up i gotta roll up and get brain damaged with my boys.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
The only thing that it is healthy for is cleaning up the gene pool.
Fuck you kid mustard is by far the best condiment, are you some stupid american who puts ketchup on everything?
Bentley Barnes
u fucking sick cunt that user's cousins died
Jonathan Hill
I thought it was his wife's son.
Justin Bailey
Do solvents? Probably some lying around the house.
Grayson Lee
>Fuck you kid mustard is by far the best condiment Said no one ever.
Joshua Robinson
Find sleep aid/pain killers with diphenhydramamine, take about 800mgs worth of the diphenhydramamine and experience the strongest of the three types of trips
Henry Garcia
Name three better condiments
Alexander Cook
I was thinking more about the fun but somewhat dangerous games we used to do when we were kids, like climbing tall trees or small cliffs, camping in woods without parents during winter or jumping from a floating sea ice to another at the beach. It gives us a sort of bravery that we might lose in coming generations. When was the last time you saw a trampoline without a safety net around it?
