So I was talking to my friend today, his name is, Rodd Hawdard...

So I was talking to my friend today, his name is, Rodd Hawdard, and he was mentioning to me about The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster and how he was interested in pre-ordering it, which got me thinking.... I should pre-order The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster so that I can experience Skyrim completely remastered in ultra definition.

Here's a photo of my friend Rodd. He's Australian.

Are you guys pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster too?

Post your face when you're pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster!

Also, he's a pic of me. I havent shaved my mustache in a while lol

Fuck off, Todd

i'm not going to buy your fucking game

thanks Rodd, you convinced me to buy The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster!
I bought it twice just to be sure!

Oh, sur.... wait, is that you Todd?

Dude, My name is Rashaad Halabad. Look at my pics i look nothing like the handsome creator of the Fallout Series Todd Howard

I hope you enjoy it, bro!

I think The Elder Scrolls II™: Daggerfall™ is the best game ever made because my Pentium III plays and the graphics are all retro cool. HD is for dweebs

todd is the saturday day morning cartoon villain of Sup Forums

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure exaggeration
Take a look
And you'll see
Into my exaggeration

We'll begin
With a spin
Distortion in
Half-truths of my creation
NDA
Has not reached
Expiration

If you want to view GOTYAY
Buy my game. No questions. DO IT.
Anything you want to, do it*
Want to climb that mountain?
There's nothing
Up there

There is no
Lie I know
To compare with my exaggerations
Living there
You'll be free
If you just don't question me

If you want to pay cash for mods
Simply play my game and do it
You want customer satisfaction? Screw it
Want triple-A DLC?
There's nothing
In it

Nuts to you
Molyneux
Can't compare with
My exaggerations
Fallout 4
Will not suck
It won awards
At E3

I'm not going to pre-order The Elder Scrolls™: Skyrim™ Special Edition Remaster because I'm getting it for free on Steam.

Your friend Rodd has great taste in vidya. I personally can't wait for The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster. I just preordered my copy of The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster. Thanks Rodd for reminding me to preorder The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster so I don't miss out on The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster.

I know I'm pre-ordering!
Everyone else should too, It's going to be great!

Or you ca just go ahead and buy it anyways.

I suggest you buy it again. If you think otherwise I got aomething to persuade you.

...

[Failed] Sorry Todd, but I don't think I'll be buying your game.

I already own The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster.

It's called The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim for the PC

BUY IT OR I WILL SKIN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND PETS ALIVE

Hello everyone, I'm Toby and I like to review this man piece of work in the past and now.

I say, your games is one of the most wonderful experiences to have with friends and family.

I guarantee that everyone should buy your games, especially the DLCs of expansion packs.

THATS IT YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
*TELEPORTS*

>4 months of Todd posting
>at least a thread everyday

The games could suck but this threads make me enjoy their release

Ok then I will gladly preorder my copy of The Elder Scrolls™: Skyrim™ Remaster Deluxe Edition™.

Thx Rasheed.

I will never buy a Bethesda product because I know they'll just Remaster them.

dumb chubby cat poster

Hello, just wanted to thank you for recommending The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster to me.
It changed my life totally.
Now i can see myself 50% better in mirror and i look fantastic! I look like that guy who makes the best video games, but sadly i don't remember his name.

I'm so glad Todd posting is back. He was one of my favorite Sup Forums memes.

I'm going to buy a copy of The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster for all my friends.

Here's an fun fact, I actually brought Fallout 4 because of the Toddposting.

[Failed] You don't have enough points in Stealth, Todd.

But if you support them before they remaster, then they can remaster them sooner

I swear to god you faggots are more intent on pretending to be stupid so much, you might as well be it.

I don't get the climb mountain meme. Couldn't you actually climb that mountain or what?

What

I might get it after a huge price drop

>Implying I wouldn't just pirate it

I can probably convince you to buy a plane ticket to where I live and suck my cock then.

Stupid are only the people that don't preorder Skyrim ™ Special Edition says i the greatest game reviewer of all time Hogg Boward

Skyrim ™ Special Edition now only 60$

Skyrim remastered will be a true classic for sure.

Of course you can.

Here's an image of my son, even he was able to climb the mountain.

He just...did it.

I just bought The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster!
Hopefully it gets Remastered soon, so i can have The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster Remastered!

It's so good to see all my friends recommend my games.
I am a humble man myself, i'm not going to persuade anyone to buy my new game, The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster, but it would be nice if you did.

-Todd

Hold on, maybe you should buy the latest game, or possibly DLCs for an upcoming updated remasters.

thank you senpai

I can't afford it Todd.

...

You can afford to cut back on other living expenses.

If you can afford internet to post here, you can afford The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster.

I don't get it either
You can walk sideways over almost every piece of terrain in Oblivion

I mean maybe the meme is that having to abuse broken physics to achieve the immersive exploration promised as a core feature of the game is a little dishonest, but it's only a little lie on Todd's part

dumb toddposters

Todd, i'm your biggest fan! I even got a sick haircut, so i could look like you!
-Patrick (but my friends call me Todd)

WHAT THE SHELL IS THAT THING

Get the fuck out you filthy weebfag

Requesting a Todd edit

A psychotic hamster.

Don't worry animeposter, you should buy Fallout 4 or Skyrim soon because after they make the remaster version, they'll release anime in our games in an later update.

I like Toddposting simply because i believe Todd is the most editable man out there.

...

Todd posting is better than "5 minutes without new X thread , what the hell anons?"

Can you guys please buy my game along with The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster?

>LE "ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING" MAN

sleep tight hammers

Guys please pre-order my game. My mental health is suffering from this constant stress of you not pre-ordering.

You don't really NEED Internet, do you?

PLEASE

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION

Please dont buy Todd Howards games
They are sexist and misogynistic.
If you help us boycott Bethesda and their games, you will encourage the power and strength within us Feminists.

PLEASE BOYCOTT BETHESDA
SUPPORT FEMINISM

Beautiful

I'M NOT POSTING THESE. I HAVE BEEN HELP CAPTIVE. DO NOT BELIEVE MY EVIL TWIN.

You're not even trying anymore, are you Howard?

Why do you have a computer in there!? You're the evil twin!

I really fucking hate this board

You mean...THIS COMPUTER!?

Theyre forcing me to single handley make The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edition Remaster all on my own, a great feat that can only be done alone by me

Fuck you TUMBLRINA

Ill have you know Ive made 6 pre-orders, so you can just fuck right off

...

I am convinced, I will buy a used copy of The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ at Gamestop.

Salutations my "Jive Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean DeTodd. So you think Mr. Howard is racist? Ha! I say, Ha! No. He's a "Real Original Gangster", if you catch my drift. I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the black community. So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow "Niggas", go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through LEGAL means. I know we sometimes are a sticky-fingered bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.

Ayoo nigga, you look familiar.
You from da west side? NUKKUH WHERE YOU FROM?

>Rashaad Halabad
If that's your name, why is your photo signed "John Smith"?

This is much better with the Black Todd edit.

source???

Haha, well you know... white folks couldnt remember my name so they just labeled me John Smith. I mean Arabic is pretty difficult, so I cant blame them.

I pirated Skyrim. I didn't care for it.

Underrated.

Ya Umaru eat that ass. You go girl!

You're pretty good at songwriting Todd why not make it a side job?

really funny. GOOD JOB

I'm glad Toddposting is back

same

That's a good Todd

Toddposting isGoddposting