Mighty no 9

This asshole is LITERALLY impossible to beat
This game too hard

*This game is too hard

I hate the insta-kill attacks from bosses
It's so fucking cheap

>actually bothering with this garbage
LMAO

I'm a backer.....

Kek

LMAO

i have done a lot of bad shit throughout the course of my life, and i'm far from over

i have plenty of regrets, and even more guilt

but i take sweet solace in the fact that i will never, ever be you, user

thank you for existing, and making me feel better about myself

He has visual cues telling you about every single of his attacks. In case you're blind, he also screams them

Try another boss maybe

Here's your complimentary (You) and reaction image, sir.

It's his instakill attack that always gets me

So was there any big revelation with the release of this game?

Looking at the reviews, they seem to be making the same critiques that everyone who saw footage or played the demo would make.

Get good.

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It got me once when I dashed right into him like a massive retard. I'm not even sure when he does it though, I just got very cautious about making contact with him when he's low health

>He has visual cues telling you about every single of his attacks
No he doesn't, that's the whole thing that's awful about Pyro.

Based on sight, you can never tell which type of charge he's going to do. Maybe what he says helps but if you're playing on Japanese so you don't have to listen to the godawful English dub, then the game just fucks you over on sound cues too.

Wait, so the dentist doesn't straighten the teeth BEFORE putting the braces in? Forgive me, I have slightly crooked teeth and my family couldn't afford more than basic dental, so this is all news to me.

man, its like prom night all over again, huh?

No? Maybe it was a coincidence for me

Slamming the floor with his fists = straight charge, dash over him
Anything else = bait attack then dash away from him

He's among the toughest ones, but he's got nothing compared to Plane Man imo

the braces are what straighten the teeth, but it's a slow gradual process
that gif is a time lapse of about 2-3 years of work

Braces straighten teeth over time. They probably just started with them there. Then one has to go to get regular readjustments.

Where the hell is the DL key for the game? I saw nothing in my email and the only "keys" I saw were on the humble bundle pages site links and they don't do shit. I got it on Wii U BTW.

You're better off, it bricks Wii Us

oh for fucks sake.... but where would I find the code/key if they get it fixed?

>the only "keys" I saw were on the humble bundle pages site links and they don't do shit.

Well, it's better than nothing

How would they straighten them without braces

>One-hit kill mechanics
>Unavoidable attacks
>E-tanks aren't shared between lives

>sigh

Well at least you aren't Anthony Burch?

You should still be ashamed though.

Sounds like the mega man spiritual successor was quite the blue bombing.

Holy fuck, I cannot play Brand's stage. I feel so fucking sick from all the movement.

You're thinking of a retainer, which is what you use for a while after braces so your mouth doesn't backslide.

lets get this over with

>post yfw you didn't back the mighty number 9

You could say the backers now are... Salty No. 9.

BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN

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you guys at least had the sense and decency to pirate this shit, right?

Gotta start measuring free disk space as "MN9os" after all, according to Inafune its better than nothing.

My condolences

Is that flamin' hot cheetos man?

its not that bad, actually im having fun, not a backer tho, just a guy with a patch in one eye

no wonder it got a 5.6
people who can't get good will always
score something low if they can't beat it
so no one will say they suck and just say the game is bad.

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>I'm a backer

Can I get some context? What was the important announcement?

Is really that bad, or is just Sup Forums exagerating?. Tempted in give it a try.

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whew man, send me some of dat dosh

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No yooka Laylee you fuck.

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Banjo-Kazooie sucked.

it's truly deserve the metacritic rate, controls ok, but bosses are awful

>$250
>Apr 2015
>5.6/10

pirated, beat this guy on my second try, confirmed for never having played mega man games if you think this guy is hard.

Hey at least darkest dungeon was good.

>was good
>was
Truest statement I've ever read about that game.

Well, at least it's better than nothing.

no, that would be your taste.

>tfw you believed in Inafune.

The graphics are awful. The dash mechanic is fucking speed-runner levels of retarded. The level design is shit. The bosses are fucking TEDIOUS. Disappointment levels are maxed.

The boss thing is the one that pisses me off the most, though. Getting stunlocked and then forced to mash a button 5 MILLION TIMES to escape their BASIC ATTACK is NOT good design. Them being invincible/unreachable for 90% of the battle is NOT good design.

I failed to mention that when you die a few times to a boss the game provides you with ever-increasing boosts to offset how shit you are. It's a fucking insult. I don't need you to hold my goddamned hand I need the game to not be so fucking cheap.