ITT: Sup Forums makes a game

>ITT: Sup Forums makes a game
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Open World

Traps

racing

you can destroy everything

VR

Base customization

game crashes on launch

porn

Self-uninstall

Insanely detailed windscreen wiper physics

Dark Souls combat

pay to win

Game crashes on uninstall

Dark Souls clone

Every level is DLC,including the first one

Artificial difficulty

You play as a little girl

Not Dark Souls combat

all textures are of a rainbow dogshit

MODS ON CONSOLES

VR

Neo-80's Dark Souls clone

Snoop Dogg

IT JUST WORKS OK?

2D

Moonswinging.

Always online DRM

Deep loli gang rape :)

ASCII only

You can climb that mountain

Dog ai, a la Cowadooty Ghosts

Incest simulation: add your family members to the game and have fun together

WiiMote required to beat the game

Deepest lore

You can CLIMB that mountain!

Its better than nothing

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>I actually really want to play this game

Long, unskippable cutscenes

Extremely romantic and passionate mandatory homosexual relationships.

Trigger warnings

200 dungeons, all handcrafted.

Designated Shitting Button

ARE YOU READY TO LE

You play it with the DK bongos

Whole game is underwater level

Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Reddit share features

Radiant AI

Dildos for selfprotection and pleasure

when you try to uninstall the game it tries to launch itself and crash a la Far Cry 2

You can do anything!

Infinite quests.

Fully modelled and visible vulvas and vaginas

All npcs speak nigger.

All the characters are male

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PS1 era loading screens every few minutes.

Mountains that you can climb.

Kaiju Combat

You can rape things with your nigger dong as you run around as a naked nigger.

Your companion is Oswald Mosley

anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

Damn, those are some weird results.

All quests are skippable, so you can go straight to the final boss.

Sex with giant women

Featuring Dante from the Devil may cry series

The main character is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

Unlimited quests

fun

Complete the game without getting hit once for 20 terabytes of CP.

lostboy.exe

Would you like to have a seat?

can only be played with a facebook account

The Awakened Evil actually just wants to chill

power-ups come in the form of memes

I just implement the feature, sir. Ask that to those putting in the effort to unlock it.

Every important moment of the game is a QTE

COUCH CO-OP BUT NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Escort missions

>Every important moment of the game involves a QT
Fix'd

Post apocalyptic futanari action!

sauce?

Timed underwater escort missions.

See that mountain? You can climb it.

Deletes sys34 if you pirated it.

People actually want to be reliant on giant factory ships or have to make their own/be crew of one?

over 1,000,000,000 different endings

The all ranged weaponry is flintlocks.

Leaderboards, with an achievement to be in the #1 spot.

has 20 difficulty levels but all they do is slow down the fps

Pretty sure you can do that in Ring Runner.

GIRLS WITH HUGE TITS AND EVEN HUGER COCKS

Everywhere besides the main path is covered in a red mist that damages you

THIS SUMMER

Jesus Christ please tell me no game has ever done this

bricks your HDD if you buy it

my dick

soundtrack by death grips