Hanzo is for_______

Hanzo is for_______

Hanzo mains

useless faggots who contribute nothing.

arrow poeple

Flinging arrows down choke points and getting kills.

Kill faggots and sex with women

shitters

Bullying

Defense. Fuck the people who keep picking him on the Offense team

literal shitters

>Hanzo is for_______
/vg/

Free ultimate.

asshats

skilled players

Nothing wrong with a single Hanzo on offense in a balanced team. One of the best options for dealing with nested Bastions, for example.

I choose YOU

Spirit Dragon!

Weeb faggots who pick him because he´s japanese.
Same with Genji.

Pot shots. He's the even easier version of Junkrat.

took me a second

pretty accurate though

Lucksman faggots.

gay porn.
Because a character as shitty as him sure as hell isn't for playing overwatch with.

BAZINGA

I agree but the worse is waifu fags choosing women.

fucking

This

Lewd
>implying there isn't a forced 50% w/l ratio

roughly forced 50%

I pub like 99% of the time and I'm at like 56%

this

His over the should pose is a bit much. I'm not sure my son can handle looking at it

TAINTING WITH
DISHONORABLE
GAIJIN
COCK

how to you "force" a 50% w/l rate?

If you ever play sniper I just assume you're a retarded weeb/waifufag and will be nothing but a liability to the team. The Hanzos are especially useless, at least Widow gives team-wide wallhacks every now and again so she's occasionally useful.

>Average objective time: 00:14
My point exactly. Trash snipers wouldn't know what an objective is if you punched them in the head with it.

Bara

kys barafag

too many wins = they force you into pugs with players who lose most of the time or you get forced into a game that is seconds away from losing

Based Bara Bro

If your win rate is under 50% you'll get matched against people worse than you are to increase your likeliness to win. If your win rate is over 50% then you get matched against people better than you are to increase your likeliness to lose.

>There's a Hanzo on your team
I really shouldn't talk since I auto lock Genji. But I at least switch out if I know I'm doing nothing for the team

Any community of even vaguely competitive games comes up with the "Forced 50%" theory. They believe that the games matchmaking purposefully sends them to players vastly beyond their skill level to ensure a 50% winrate for all players. Even ignoring the fact that game devs have literally no reason to include this as a feature, there's a basic logic that would make it common sense.

When you do well consistently, matchmaking will start to match you with better players, increasing the chance you will find enemy players better than you and lose. When you do poorly, you get worse players and therefore win. This means most players will wobble between 40-60% winrate depending on their current streak.

useless faggots

>overwatch
>competitive

but if they lose most of the time how is it forced 50?

>I really shouldn't talk since I auto lock Genji.
You're right, you shouldn't, you useless cunt.

RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

No that's just the shittiest version of MM.

Your team mates should be evenly matched with you as well to be fair.

Instead you have a level 120 a team of 20-30s against a solid teams of 80s. If the 20s are newbs its a roll, if any of them are smurfs it's a roll in the other direction.

I can't get good with him if I never play him

>caring about win rate in a game with JIP and quick play

Wew

Why would you want to get good as genji though? He's literally just tracer but worse in every way.

>find good group of players
>good teamplay and coordination
>we win several rounds in a row
>last round finishes, no one leaves either team

>COULD NOT FIND ENOUGH PLAYERS, REINSTANCING

>get matched into another team
>everyone pulls an offensive character
>no tank or healers
>spam the "group up" chat emote
>they ignore me and run single file into the enemy team
>dying constantly and charging enemy ults
>proceed to lose 8 rounds in a row
>they refuse to switch classes ever

>pull up stats on problem teammates
>29 HOURS ON WIDOWMAKER

>45 HOURS ON REAPER

>COULD NOT FIND ENOUGH PLAYERS, REINSTANCING

>get new team
>everyone picks characters based on what the team needs
>good team coordination
>proceed to win 5 rounds

forced 50% is so fucking obvious

second post best post. If someone instantly picks Hanzo on your team, then you've already lost.

Literally not Mitsurugi. Kill yourselves you fucking cancerous plebs

He's fun.
If my team isn't doing so well, I switch to Pharah and ruin the opposing team's day.

No one can deny he's attractive

>Hanzo is for_______
The Hidden Rain

This. Reinstancing is bullshit. No one leaves in the logs, yet magically you dont have enough people and conveniently your team is now avg 20 lvls or more lower and full of retards. Its getting annoying now because it always sends you back to the shit maps everyone quits on and you just face 6 stacks of torbjorn or other turtling spots with retards on your team.

...

Not muscley enough

>manic depression
>extremely bitter

They wrote a character that needs to literally be fucked to get over himself. He needs someone, he's not just alone because of his circumstance, he chooses to be bitterly alone.

And there is no one in the cast who could canonically do that unless they drop some new connection between characters in or bring in a new one.

you said it

colossal faggots with zero skill. Like all characters in Overweight.

...

10/10 if not for the shitty tumblr fujo pairing

>tumblr

Literally all decent fanart comes from either tumblr or pixiv, do you want deviantart shit instead?

McHanzo is a shit tier pairing, prove me wrong

>shitty tumblr fujo pairing
McHanzo is GOAT though, hot cowboy/ninja aesthetic is the best.

It's not ship art for fuck's sake, McCree is just being a dick and exposing Hanzo.

Jealous shimadacestfag spotted.

>Implying I'm not disgusted by Shimadacest
The best pairing is Hanzo/faceless mob or Hanzo/tentacles

They have literally no lines together fuck off dirty shipfag. Plus McCree does not look that good in game

Okay, but why the fuck does this game have to scramble players?

Like you'll have the same players from your last game, but suddenly they're on the other team and you have some of their team's.

What does that accomplish?

nigga u gay

Where's the nipple
I like the way you think.
Nobody gives a flying fuck about if there's chemistry or not, that's just a bonus. The whole point of shipping is if two look hot, put them together and choke your chicken that's all there is to it, the end.

You're no better than teenage tumblrites who force gay shipping on everyone
also, I posted both and :^)

I don't think anyone plays him because they're good with him but because they want masturbate to him. The furries play wolf hanzo and jerk off, the fujos play young master and jerk off, and everyone else plays exposed titty hanzo and jerks off. Every hanzo player is actually using one hand so their performance is actually pretty impressive

>titty
Can this meme stop

Peekaboo shooting right outside the point as the enemy teams caps it

tiddy*
Sorry.

haha hey guys wouldn't it be funny if Hanzo got pregnant by accident?

lol like maybe he accidentally swalled his own sperms by accident haha it happens to everyone at least once.

I wonder what he'd look like with a big swollen belly lol I bet he'd be embarassed!

Anyone else think that is just too funny??

>Literally using a tumblr meme
That's a low user

Sorry.
*Chestpucci

Thanks user. Almost got triggered there

>all these baddies mad that someone can actually play hanzo while they can't

I haven't ever encountered a hanzo who's made mad because "they were frustratingly good" and I'm level 133

>sneak up on a Hanzo from behind
>set up trap
>get one direct grenade he's already at 50hp
>he steps into the trap like a retard
>shove another grenade directly up his anus

i've literally only played hanzo during that random characters brawl and he is easy as fuck, you can get kills left and right just because of the retarded hitboxes

What does Hanzo do that Widow cannot do better?

this in an absolute way.
there are no but or if.
who choose hanzo is exactly this and absolutley nothing more than this period.

Barely any Overwatch pairings make sense. Nothing wrong with liking a pairing just cause they look good together, especially in a game with barely any story.

And McCree looks plenty fine in-game.

Allows you to spam random arrows and hit targets 90% of the time at close range due to hitboxes. Also scatter arrows for free kills. Basically he is a sniper for retards that just want to quick scope people in close range.

you main hanzo don't you faggot?

>sniper for retards
He's the opposite. At least compared to snipers in every other shooter of the last 10 years.
If he was sniper for retards, there wouldn't be so many shitty ones. He's a pick class, plain and simple. But nooo, every faggot goes sniper to rock that K:D ratio, bro.

>Keeps posting tumblr files
Truly like poetry

>play Winston
>Hanzo is on the other team
>he's so used to getting kills via random arrow shots and the stupid dragons that he can't hit the giant ape right in front of him
>watch him scramble up walls in the vain attempt to escape, only to slide right back down

Wasting time
If you roll Hanzo I know right away that the only time you'll be useful in the game is when your ultimate is up & even that's iffy.
Same goes for Genji

>top 2 characters edgy AF
>Top support symmetra
Fuck this guy and fuck anyone that plays symmetra

Overwatch is different than most games tho. In the surface is how you say it is, but deep down there are other considerations on it that dont let good players get a real matchmaking experience, hence falling in the 50%

For example, the game will take as consideration players that dont play the same heroes as you, hence why you will end up playing with so many hanzos/widows/Genjis even if they are not necessarily the most played characters.

Pin is also taken in consideration as it is the map itself. Blizzard did a great job (50% for most players makes it fun for most players), but the matchmaking does not pair you up with people of the same skill, but with people of similar stats on the map and who play different heroes.

I had a way better ratio when i used to play call of duty, here it seems nearly impossible to get past 60% unless you play with good friends and a ergo avoid the match making.

getting headshotted by WM.

Fucking hate that nip bastard. I make it my mission to hunt him down every time I can. Revenge for all the bullshit shots he gets me with when I play Tracer.

lolumad?

why you hating symmetra? I usually play her on support, randumbs to stupid to figure out how to kill 6 turrets scattered about.

When I get shot by an arrow during a dash blink that is literally a metre or so away because of bullshit lag compensation plus super favorable arrow hitboxes, yeah I'm a little mad. I hate Hanzo "what are hitboxes" Shimada.