Is this the perfect vidya ass?

It's not big, but it's not exactly small either.

It looks firm and high instead of soft and low.

What do you think about this particular ass?

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It's decent
Those hips are awful though.

Why are men so thirsty?

this.

It's a shame they put more effort into the otaku-pandering than actually making a good game.

I don't find hippo hips attractive.

That thing is flat as fuck.

No it's not. It clearly has a great curve to it.

in b4 black culture appropriators (THICCCCC FAGS) storm the thread

stupid japs and their tiny ass

It's one of my biggest buyers regret from that year.

Flour sack ass, too tall and runs into the back too much.

Guaranteed an ass like that on a real person is the type that just disappears when they bend over. Nothing but a curve running from the lower back to the legs. Not appealing.

It's not much of an ass but it does have decent shape. Just because a char has a butt doesn't mean they have one!

>it is now cultural appropriation to have preferences
Actually given that in the past in some western society's being thick was a sign of wealth which improved ones attractiveness it is by definition not apropriation

that girl in 4 had a much better ass it was fat

>too tall
What is this nonsense?

Balls, we have testicles.

Looks like a plump male ass desu

Fuck off Sybb.

this
its okay, but, Mass Effect Miranda hnnnng
Widowmaker hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg

>that gif

She really should get that looked at.

Who do you mean? I don't remember any girl in FFIV having a fat ass.

Isn't a plump male ass a female ass by definition?

my ass is literally that big now

why isn't my house phone ringing

WHY DO FUCKING NIPS FIND THAT SEXY?
I'VE SEEN THAT SHIT LATELY IN A LOT OF GAMES/MANGAS

nope. the perfect ass is a toss up between bayonetta and hibana(from the ps2 game kunoichi)

I don't remember her name, but it was the one that could equip the zero suit

it's also censored

Where are the nipples?

No. I've actually seen fatter man asses, and they look more female than that, but still distinct. The difference is subtle but definitely there almost always if you're used to looking at man ass as much as I am.

You gotta be careful with stuff like that, i had a portacath in and eventually it got stuck to the underside of my skin and the constant pressure allowed it to push through the skin like a tooth.
Don't stick things in your body unless you need it.

Fuck off ireland

>white people talking about asses
>always some below average, curveless ass

Not even thicc memeing here, but I see this in real life too. Is it in your genes to chase small booty? (dont answer that, trust me, dont.)

Homo.

>long asses
>good

This one?

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Is this a meme?

>enjoys fat cellulite infested nigress ass
lol

same suit, but one of the girls in FF4

Because it's in our nature to want to fuck everything that moves but feminism is trying to stop how we work mentally.

What adventure time game is this

Why'd you post this exact thread again?

Oh Canada~

i dont understand this

But no FF girl ever has had a fat ass.

NIGGER

not that fat for thickfags, but definetly better that the one in the OP

youtube.com/watch?v=8nZ0kAs1eq0

cool. I prefer boobs btw. I just don't get when people say surfboards have an ass. OP's pic is the equivalent of me saying an A cup is "not big, but not exactly small"

>I'mretarded.gif

>Israel is boobs but america is butts
But what does this mean

>I have a shit tier fetish on par with wearing used microwaved diapers
lol, enjoy masturbating to gross asses :^)

It's...flabby, really. Fat and flabby.

Surprising, to say the least.

Because women are driven mostly mentally. Part of why they're fucking crazy, because their brains are YouTube Poops 24/7.

Men are driven both mentally and physically, for better or for worse. There's just as much folly in that looks can be deceiving, but we're able to section off the mind's ramblings and keep it in check.

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It means that the goy is dying and getting replaced by 80 IQ shitskins,meanwhile Israel keeps muslims in check.

And people say women's butts are not fat just because they're big.

We can all see what the size comes from in this case.

>that manly hand and disgusting nails

Because only men get *called* thirsty. When a woman feels and acts the same way, people just say she has a healthy sex drive and she should embrace it and gain sexual empowerment.

fuck that's disgusting

wasn't always like that bro, so obviously there's different attitudes towards it

Here's how I know that pic is bullshit,

>north korea
>butts

Where is info to show this?

All the ass meat appears to be in the center. It's an odd shape. Isn't the ass supposed to bland into the hips?

>Why are men so thirsty?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone

can you post an 'above average, curvy' ass to compare?

The best vidya ass belongs to my waifu.

In white society, being thick had connotations of status.(Most white people shit, is about status)
In black society, being thick is merely about what makes your BBC the hardest. It's about raw animalistic desire to fuck.

That is what white people are emulating now. Except for them, it's merely a fad. Again, it comes down to status to them. So long as they know the meme, then they're cool. They have no real thick instinct like the black man does. Thus, it is cultural appropriation.

Women's butts are absolutely fat but they have to be, women need much more fat than men to be fertile.

the bikini bottom is fucking atrocious

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>not posting the superior version

she is now my waifu, you forfeit the right

>muh ass
Why do you like such sexist garbage?

gross desu

What the hell is this

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Who do you think made that webm?
And besides, I think the version I posted is better. Shows off her lovely legs, and has the condoms there, which imply lewd things.

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Depends. This woman's butt is a bit on the big side, but you can tell it's firm rather than fat and soft.

I also have the gif I made of the webm.

>Thinking soft ass is bad

Do you also want hard breasts?

>is this the perfect vidya ass

>"it's not big"

can seriously not wait for low test to collectively kill themselves

i know it's b8 but
>instinct
>culture

>push through the skin like a tooth
Why was this your first pick for an analogy? Do you often have a problem with teeth going through your skin?

korean reunification never

Don't you get tired of making this thread for years? Also,
>not Vanessa in OP
Trying to pretend to be someone else or is she no longer your Waifu?

curses, dropped

That looks like shit.

I don't have many other things push through skin slowly enough to not cause bleeding.
It was also white and chalky around the rim where it pierced first

>That damn near perfect correlation between civilized countries and boob preference
Holy shit.

What if Adventure Time was a 3D Anime Game. That's the name.