Why is Australia so intolerant

Why is Australia so intolerant

Australia is not a free country.

Whatever, we're still 10 times better than the US

>Whatever, we're still 10 times better than the US

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>Michael Atkinson cockblocks an R18+ rating for video games nigh on a decade
>Idiot finally gets ousted, and we get our rating

>Ratings board adjusts to the change by simply increasing everything they rate by one level; just as much shit is refused clarification as before, rendering R18+ moot

You'd have to be retarded to not import everything and have your Vita set to the US region though.

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Know nothing about this game, what's the "interactive touch system"?

I'd move to Oz if you guys got better internet.

you probably finger rape girls. based nintendo protected us from this my removing this in fire emblem

>country that is literally used as a prison
>animals and plants that can kill them that lives in land/sea
>afraid of titties
Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP

not gonna lie, i'd rather live in somalia than australia, atleast i'm free there

I'm glad to see they actually said "fuck that" to Australia instead of censoring the game. Also, it isn't much of a big deal since Aussies can just import or use a PSN account to buy the game.

>consenual headpatting
>BAD
>caressing machamp's dick
>GOOD

Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you.
You maniacs. You blew it up. Damn you. God damn you all to Hell.

Is there anyone in Australia who doesn't already have their Vita set to US region though?

>country that WAS literakky used as a prison
ftfy

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You tear of the clothes of questionably aged female characters

>country of literal criminals
>has to pretend to be super pc to compensate

you're losing your touch.

>Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you

Considering that having pictures of flat woman is CP in Australia. Thats not impressive.

>Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP
please tell me this isnt actually true. please, for my sanity... my faith in humanity ... oh fuck :(

It's some 2005 law I believe that stated that if a woman "looked" under 18, it was considered CP. I believe the general standard was below C cup violated the rule.

they ban things that look like it could be CP, even if they provably aren't. The only examples I've found are some porn mags denied publication

Part of the process of determining apparent age is looking at breast size, so in a roundabout way they do ban pictures of small chested women

Australians are fucking hilarious, such crude and profane individuals yet all their laws mirror nothing of this.

Many keks... Australia sucks worse then Sweden.


glorious.

>Auspooria
>Better than the US.
>Has a smaller GDP that Brazil.

Australia the country that rapes itself

>rapes in the military
water is wet

We are a cow tits country. Degenerates will be sent to Naruru where they belong

Good job Aussie, you got a bunch of Americant's to reply

In all fairness the censorship can't keep up with the internet so you wouldn't struggle to find small chested porn. Besides that who buys print porn anyway

It comes with an aged population propagating the conservative morality meme. I'm still fucking salty we finally got R rated games but they still censor shit

It's about asserting your dominance, man. You just don't understand how it works in prison.

How can there exist a country more prudish and censor happy than America? Since everything in the outback tries to kill them shouldn't they be having more children to offset this?

How is being ten times better than ignorant mass-murdering garbage supposed to be a good thing?

Well, comparatively I guess, but that's a low bar bro.

thats a buzzfeed tier post if i ever saw one

>Kusoge Factory
Nothing of value was lost

I know right? They're fucking garbage, every last one of them. Why we bend our asses over to them is unknown. Everyone in the world hates them, we really should just nuke the US and get it over with.

>Aussies
>Niggers of the Anglosphere

I hope Australia gets nuked for its crimes against humanity.

>Nuke would actually improve quality of life.

That's a pretty low bar and also wrong.

Please no. I live here, but I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate

Weird way to spell "murricans" Tyrone.

>I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate

>hugely liked by most nations
>everyone wants to move to Australia but cant because good border control
>functional society
Damn user you must really love black people

Sorry, I meant Canada

You have a former colony with a weak cultural identity that went the sweden route of embracing whatever pop media determines is progressive and the idea that if your hide something it doesn't exist.

>liked by everyone
>anyone apart from niggers moving to australia by choice

Hell anyone who has a brain wants to move out immediately.

>Run a marathon, don't get blown up
>Enjoy a movie without being shot up
>Go to a club without being shot up
>Send my children to school knowing they wont be shot up
>Enjoy my kinder surprise because we can be trusted not to gobble the whole thing including toy like an obese american

Here's why they did it:

>The game features a variety of female characters dressed in provocative clothing with their cleavage emphasised by their clothing revealing the sides or underside of their breasts. Four of the five characters – Estra, Flare, Maki and Setia, although of indeterminate age, are all adult-like, with voluptuous bosoms and large cleavage that are flaunted with a variety of skimpy outfits.

>The fifth main character, Connie, is depicted as child-like in comparison. She is flat-chested, under-developed physically (such as the hips), is significantly shorter than the other characters and wears her hair in pigtails. She also has a child-like voice, wears colourful child-like clothing and appears naive in her outlook on life. She is also referred to as a “girl” by the other main characters. In the Board’s opinion, the character of Connie depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18.

>The game features use of the Playstation Vita’s touchscreen feature, that allows the player to touch or run their finger across the touchscreen in order to make any female character’s breasts move in response. The chest area of Connie is viewed moving slightly when this occurs, which is significantly different from the greater movement viewed when one of the four adult-like female characters is touched.

>Within the character menu, the player can also touch the head, hips and legs of a character and a voice clip plays in reaction. When the player touches Connie in this mode it prompts verbal responses from her – either, “So flat. Super-flat.”, “Smooth”, “Just a little squishy” or two variations of a perturbed “Woah” sound. The application accompanying the game states there is a reaction to either the breasts, head, hips or legs of a character being touched. The touch response to each is indeterminate, as the gameplay footage does not indicate which area of the body is being touched when a response is heard.

Our breed of "Baby Boomers" are the worst, thats why.

The game isnt "banned". You just cant buy it from a store.

Importing it is fine though. Not that you would want to that game looks awful.

Instead you get glassed by idiots
Shot up by mobsters and
Beaten up by corrupt cop
Oh your clubs have a 2am lockout rule.

We're stronger than you and you know it.
That's why you are too scared to do a god damn thing, you depend upon us.

We have absolutely no black people. And no Abos dont count.

So youre wrong again anonsan, going for a strike?

>mobsters
>corrupt cops
Nigga what this isnt Brazil we are talking about. There are no mobs in Australia and the police corruption is so far behind the US.

Don't forget that our citizens are complete and utter retards caught up in the most recent house renovation or cooking tv show.

>dem somalians

>Canada and Britbongs v& you for importing loli doujin
>Ausfags won't even let innocent idea factory garbage into the country because it smells like loli

Is the entire anglosphere aside from america fucked?

The US and chinese scum too

But you have indians and chinese

speaking of which, Asian girls with straya accents is pretty damn hot.

Probably wouldn't even notice if you dropped one over most of the country.

I'm from New Zealand.

If it doesn't come to Australia, it usually also doesn't come to New Zealand.

Fuck you Australia, stop getting us involved with your goddamn bullshit you under-arm bowlers

Pfthahah. No.

10 times 0 is still 0, user.

Were you busy playing your didgeridoo in math class or something?

>you depend upon us

It's very close to a hybrid of Brazil and North Korea when it comes to crime and law.

All australians have crime in their DNA so they can't be exposed to the sorts of things rational human beings can be.

It'd be like playing with a match near oil, you're just asking for trouble.

Ding ding ding. Thats a strike you're out.

Come back next year to play 'You have no idea what you're talking about!'

>Aside from America
Isn't Nintendo of America censoring things left and right?

Australia is the America of the Pacific, really. And New Zealand is Canada.

>Yankeefags criticize a country.
>Fags from said country flip a fucking tit.

They don't have a based constitution and their governments, while seemingly more efficent make it easier for reactionary law passing come and fuck shit up.

That's essentially how all the angleosphere countries lost their freedom of speech and fire arms.

>stops retailers selling pornographic games
>OMG ITS KOWEAR
You have no idea what you are talking about.

Be honest Sup Forums, let's say Japan never declared war on America and conquered China and Australia

Would the world be a better place?

How much would the rate of anime produced increase?

We wouldn't have anime, though.

Japan wouldnt have survived in Australia. Emus never would have let them.

This has to be bait, or you're the dumbest motherfucker around.

who /Queensland/ here?

had an awfully good night last night lads...

Anime would increase tenfold.

No. No one stops when they're ahead, they would have warred the west eventually.

>and conquered China
Definitely a better place.

>Australian Anime

Yeah nah sempai-cunt

>Drop a nuke into Australia
>Most of Australia isn't even inhabited since it's mostly inhospitable desert or so dry that there's no point even bothering to live there
>The nuke does nothing

QUEENSLANDER

I like how they're implying that it doesn't matter how old you are, if you're flat and don't have wide hips that you're a child.
Not even going to get in to how ridiculous that is when she's also a fictional chinese cartoon drawing.

I'm sorry to all the weebs out there but,

This game looks like fucking trash catering to the empty shallow weaboo faggots out there. I've played better like VA-11 HALL-A.

Honestly I think of Australia as like Texas 2.0, with more death.

I don't think I'm wrong.

Then I want to live in that universe

You get in at 5:30pm? Isn't everything shut, an old geezer like you has to get to sleep early.

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>Oooo, user-san, desu desu nice cuntu mate

i live here you shit cunt

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