He doesn't think Zarya is the best tank

>he doesn't think Zarya is the best tank

Explain yourself.

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i want to feel her fingers dig into my scalp as she forces her cock down my throat. is that gay?

o fug

is she a lesbian?

I feel like she needs that same animation only when she leans forward she blows a kiss instead of then leaning back and pulling up her gun

Yes she is canonically a lesbian and they have dropped hints that Mei is her gf

Her sexuality has never come up, but I doubt it considering she is more conservative in ideology than the other characters.
Citation needed

>Zarya will never demand that you call her Mother Russia while she pegs you.
Life is suffering.

Why you lyin?

Russians aren't really into the whole gay scene. and the preconceived notion that body building ladies and lesbians are somehow connected are completely ridiculous.mei doesn't like bullies, zarya is a bully towards robots. this relationship wouldn't work. the obvious lesbian is mercy. what with her lines towards the sniper girl, and older women are usally alot more wiser than younger girls, and a wise women wouldn't be with a man.

She's not the best tank, she's the best compromise between tanking and dealing damage.

She's only great when you have a team to back you up to feed you charge.

Without anyone grouping up with you, you're laser is about as helpful as a wet noodle.

Excellent at denying Roadhog hook-kills though.

why would she use a strap on when she can rail my boypussy with her girlcock?

Zarya is my role model!

Change her hair color and slap a cute dress on her and she's literally perfect.

>Russians aren't really into the whole gay scene

You realize it's the future right? Russians can't be eternally uneducated, poor and drunk

Zarya is cool but she doesn't sexualize well. I guess she'll just have to be a female character that I don't jerk off to.

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I've come around to her hair honestly. She wouldn't want in her face when she lifts or fights but she's feminine so she dyed it pink. I can appreciate that dichotomy.

>no dick bulge pressing against her hip
whats the point? i just want her to pull out that hot cock after a workout and let me lick her clean.

How do I get good with her?

That's because you will be licking her cooch instead

Whoa, gay

eww, i dont want to eat pussy, that gross, i want to suck cock.

no homo.

Why not both?

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only idiots don't realize she's the best tank.

>hook someone
>haha I shielded them :^)
>stick someone with a Tracer bomb
>haha I shielded them :^)
>use any ult actually
>haha I shielded them :^)
>about to kill someone
>haha I shielded them :^)
>I'm going to deal a million DPS now and take forever to kill because half of my health regenerates:^)))))

One of the most annoying classes to play against. Nerf when?

She's designed to run second banana to a main tank. She does a lot when paired with a Reinhardt or a Roadhog. But, by herself she lacks a lot of basic necessities. No real cc outside of her ult, her barrier provides little coverage for group pushes and her damage is quite low and takes time to ramp up.

In all honesty, running two roadhog is probably a much more viable strategy.

I was disappointed by how much I didn't like playing Zarya. The only tank I find visually appealing (and I wanna fug her in general) but I didn't like her playstyle at all.

And fuck these artists giving Zarya manface

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I want her to bench press me

thats called getting outplayed

Is this how real tiddies look like

>being able to negate almost anything in the game at any time you want for both you and a teammate via shields is okay
>lel outplayed

Fuck off.

>zarya will never be your gym buddy
Fucking
suffering

any healthy male would

Zarya really needs a skin that shows off her body.

>Not wanting to break an amazon and make her choke on your dick
Plebian, her muscles serve to highlight your strength and accomplishment in fucking her.

Zarya + Hog can really cover a lot of Hog's bases, his health bool is boosted significantly by the shields and it can get him out of a lot of tough situations he'd otherwise be helpless in.

Zarya+ Rein isn't AS good since most of the time he's just gonna be behind the shield but when he decides to make a move it can work out really well.

>She looks at you to see if you are impressed by all her hard work

>forces you to drown in squirt as you choke on her pussy lips
Fix'd.

>get a kill
>Teammate playing Zarya
>She quipps "I knew you could do it!"

>tfw no encouraging, loving, muscle-bound amazon gf

This as a skin when?

Mullet is shit, literally just make her hair blond and remove nail polish.

>he doesn't think Zarya is the best tank

She's more like a support/backup tank.

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

i can deal with her ugly face, but the thing that irritates me most about her is her stupid nail polish

it bothers me a lot when i play her

______snek_____

>main Zarya
>get the Siberan Front skin
>use the "This is Strength" highlight into and regularly get POTG
>realize Zarya has really pretty eyes
>skin covers them up for the highlight intro

Fuck

Probably not. It's too obvious. Progressive Blizzard will make someone unexpected gay. Likely a male gay too.

Just like how they made the indian dominatrix with the awesome thighs place somewhere on the autism spectrum.

Zarya isn't the best tank, that's reinhardt, but she is the best commander. A good zarya needs to take control of her entire team and keep an eye on absolutely everyone. She needs to constantly apply the pressure to the enemy team. She's not really the best to hide behind though. She's an absolute monster on any payload map.

I've been playing Zarya hoping to unlock one of those skins that hide her hair but I've grown way too attached to her hair style to ever hide it now. It fits her in a weird way. Strong and masculine but distinctly feminine. I can really appreciate it. She doesn't want to be seen as less of a woman because she's tough. That's adorable, in a weird steamy gym locker room way.

God I love Orangekisses stuff

DIO's looking p skinnythiqc there TC

I felt the same way when I got the Comtesse skin or whatever it's called for Widowmaker. Awesome skin and makes her gun look cool, but covers up dat ass. :\

wtf??

>They actually animated her bicep flexing.
I've never seen this in a game before.

SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE-(AAAAAKE)-(AAAAKE)

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