Oh boy! It came /v!
Oh boy! It came /v!
Gavin Thompson
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Jacob Roberts
Its weeb shit
Jaxson Edwards
Its not a dragon dildo so I don't care.
Parker Phillips
Kill yourself unless you're going to open it in 2 posts
Andrew Jenkins
that better be SRW OG 2nd
Levi Rodriguez
Got the plastic peanuts out, Fucking amazon, why always peanuts? theres something inside, and it came with a card!
Matthew Hall
That better be the flattest dragon dildo I've ever seen.
Sebastian Morris
it better be porn or condoms
Grayson Edwards
kek'd
David Jenkins
time to get off Sup Forums
starting to giggle
Michael Hill
It's something Japanese and/or Nintendo.
Juan Nguyen
...
Brandon Davis
What an interesting looking card.
Jordan Thompson
is it even a game?
why the fuck would you post that in here?
Charles Morris
wew lad
Angel Clark
Looks delicious
Jeremiah Richardson
Just open it already fag
Juan Johnson
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.
Get fucked, Nigger.
Jacob Morgan
The thumbnail makes it look like a cinnamon Pop Tart.
Nathaniel Hall
It better say something about your dragon dildoes coming late
Noah Diaz
I knew you had good taste, OP
Jose Hughes
I just came, too
Landon Evans
make unboxing threads a fucking bannable offense
I've been on this site for 11 dumbass years and these threads are still the biggest waste of my fucking time I've ever seen
go make a youtube account for this garbage you worthless shit
Blake Taylor
open it
Ayden Johnson
Hm.. Theres something on the other side of the card.. I'll hold it up close so you can see it.
Ian Long
>ERROR
>NO ESCAPE
Aaron Carter
Why are all unboxing threads done by faggots that don't know how to cut their goddamn fingernails?
Alexander Watson
ITS AN ERROR
Sebastian Thomas
>ERO APE
Is that the new Donkey Kong doujin game?
Nathan Hill
>ERO RAPE
Austin Flores
zero escape you fag
Aaron Garcia
Nice copy of 999 user
Jack Peterson
ABANDON FUCKING THREAD
Easton Foster
zero escape
Nolan Bell
>ero ape
Aiden Butler
Cool card, better see what else is in here.
Logan Thompson
SEND HELP
Logan Jones
Guys which dragon dildo should I get, why are they so expensive? It better feel good.
Parker James
>Shitty wrapping
>Oversized ESRB logo
>Cover looks blurry as shit
False alarm guys.
Lincoln Butler
AAAAAAAAH
Colton Young
Dump it
Elijah Lewis
>6 days early
FUCK YOU
Colton Williams
Hey! My copy of Odin Sphere just came in the mail! This is a pretty fun game right guys?
Noah Jackson
Time to leave Sup Forums for a week or so
Oliver Ortiz
Nice fingernails, faggot.
Benjamin Collins
That's a dildo
Ayden Sullivan
Upload it to portal roms so I can put it on my sky3ds
Jace Bennett
>he fell for the cum tube meme
have fun cleaning up.
Michael Morris
What's with the blood stains?
Wyatt Rogers
>cum tube
Do I even want to know how it's used?
Cameron Wilson
its a big dildo
Kevin Bailey
shoving a horse dick up your ass isnt easy
Angel Green
>all these people falling for user's fake-out
Look at that fucking cover, it looks fake as shit
Liam Hernandez
you try fitting that in your ass and see if it doesn't bleed a little
Charles Peterson
For you.
Alexander Harris
you put semen looking lube in it and it you shoot it up ur ass
Jaxon Torres
for you
Daniel Long
you just squirt cum lube inside you
i decided not to get one because cleaning it is apparently a bitch and it costs about $20 more
Xavier Ross
Holy crap, calm down pleasuring yourself
Kevin Garcia
It's not hard to clean at all and I need it to actually get it all the way in.
William Lopez
>unflared
pathetic
Daniel Watson
Whether it's fake or real, it literally affects none of us.
Take your meds.
Bentley Lee
If there is blood doesn't that mean that there is something seriously wrong? Even just a little?
Kayden Jackson
the ceo dude or whattever has a video of him using the max sized trex one like a champ
John Edwards
ok
William King
Dude didn't use enough lube. He could probably put his hand up his ass and poke himself in the tonsils right now.
Wyatt Wright
>that shitty wrap
>that shitty print quality
TOTALLY LEGIT
Aiden Stewart
>stopping a hair short of the finish line by dropping hundreds of dollars on a terrifying monster dildo to shove in your ass, but NOT including the feature that lets you pump fake cum into yourself so you can give yourself massive creampies
Connor Young
If I pulled it off, would he die?
Jaxon Allen
stop making me regret not getting one
Ian Brown
>He doesn't know
Isaiah Howard
link?
Benjamin Parker
It would be extremely pleasuring.
William Allen
Is that a large?
Samuel Morgan
oh shit my bad
mad respect for your boipucci
Ethan Ward
whopps forgot to link you the other guy must be confused
Christian Evans
Have you ever seen a dragon's dick? That's small as fuck.
Ryan Hughes
he really stands behind his product.
Justin Cook
you can't say that without posting it
Aiden Gomez
meanwhile, i cant even get my large gryphon in all the way
Thomas Nelson
>Not getting the DLC that lets you enjoy the satisfaction of warm, fake cum flowing out of your ass
Lucas Anderson
]MY STOMACH
Cameron Foster
Oh boy
Angel Foster
stop making bad life choices!
bought a large nocturne and i'm in the same boat; i just can't deal with the thing
Hudson Perry
thanks for satisfying my morbid curiosity and size fetish user
Isaiah Foster
i expected his ass to prolapse when it fell out