If you owned a video game cafe, what would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs

If you owned a video game cafe, what would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

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pussy

I'd serve easy stuff. Instant noodles, chips, trail mix, and candy.

I thought I was on Sup Forums for a moment.

Steak, medium rare only

Water and foods that can be eaten in its packaging so you faggots wouldn't get the controllers dirty.

How are you supposed to eat crab legs and play vidya at the same time?

STOP STEALING Sup Forums MEMES YOU FUCKING NERD REEEEEEE

Exquisite taste

>potstickers/dumplings, either pan fired or boiled with a good sauce
>pita and hummus


basicly alot of small food that can be eaten over a few hours without losing taste, and something to eat with so you don't get the keyboards/controllers dirty

>mfw

>crab legs
>pass the controller bro

I honestly don't see the appeal of crab legs. Their super expensive and there isn't much meat.

Crustaceans are uniformly delicious.

Crab is also not really that expensive.

Just go full soup dumplings and watch nerds burn their fucking tongues and lips.

Celery and water

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>stealing memes
I'll have you know here at Sup Forums we use only the freshest, most original memes grown in our very own board!

Anyway, I'd probably serve some lovely 'go 'za.

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I'd name it Cheese Steak Jimmy's.

>Crab is also not really that expensive
That plate of king crab legs in ops picture is more than likely a $100 or more.

bowls of eggs

By cracking them during loading screens, obviously.

Customers can't leave unless they eat the entire bowl.

I'd serve egg sammiches.

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>King crab legs are the only crabs you can possibly get

the eggs , why are they so white ?

vintage crossboard mem

Gotta say, done right, egg sandwiches are fucking great. Easy and cheap to make. Solid business idea, bud. I'd thrown in tuna and chicken salad for a buck more, and we got us a sweet future.

Egg sandwiches are too good for this world.

>surprised that eggs are white
so are you from mexico or farther south

nope yurop

I'm a baker, so mostly baked goods

plate of eggs and a water

Only one thing

Tell me user what type of crab are you talking about? Around here Snow Crabs go around $16 per pound in super markets and blue crabs varies but still high for what you get.

white chickens user

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I dunno

I've never seen a more pissed off looking cat.