D.VA ON THE FRONT PAGE

D.VA ON THE FRONT PAGE

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Buff when?

What's D.Va's favorite dance move?

Dumb Hamster poster

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I didn't think moeblob could get any worse and the universe has proved me wrong yet again.

>I didn't realize until yesterday that D.Va was a play on words for diva

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>nobody changed the cola to Mtn Dew and the weeaboo chips to Doritos

one fucking job

>Mtn Dew

Does anyone actually drink that shit? After graduating college, I have not once seen anyone in real life buying or drinking Mountain Dew

I dare you overwatch turds enlighten me on why id buy this over playing Dirty Bomb for free.

no seriously, give me one aspect of this game that is better than dirty bum

Don't buy it. I don't want to risk having you on my team and carrying your ass.

They sell it, so yeah people still buy it.

Supply and demand, Filbert....supply and demand

Why are overwatch threads always so pointless

>carrying
On a game that has the worst hitboxes fps has ever seen?
On a game that has unlimited spammo?
On a game where a button press could wipe out a whole team?
A game with no progression, shit loot, no weapon customization?

no no, you stay friend. ill do my thing

>not knowing the joy that is orange dew
i will pray for you, user

A hogtie is appropriate for a fat piggy

I want Dva to call me a noob

>fat

She's thick, not fat.

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>this is what fat fags believe

Don't worry, your testosterone production will increase when you hit puberty

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My favorite is the one with her on the couch looking totally spaced out.

UMR is a trashy anime for trashy weebs with no taste.

Must be difficult to produce testosterone when tumblr took your balls and told you to like fatties

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Good bait

uuuuuuugggh its not fucking fair, this is like getting cockteased by a fancy sports car

anybody have the one where she runs across the street to mcdonald's and gets run over by Reinhardt?

I want to thrust my dick between her thighs

All she needs is some increase on her walking while firing speed

my meka is activated if you know what I mean

Is this the same ugly bitch who threw on a ZSS zentai suit and a shitty wig and acted slutty for the cameras?

post cute D.Va artwork. I want to start a collection

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get that fat shit outta here

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Now this is thick I can get behind.

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This creature is now more makeup than human

Lots of soda fountains have a mountain dew option, and yes, people do get it. It's weird; I hardly ever see people buying it at the store, but they'll drink it from a fountain like crazy.

Someone needs to replace the Mech with D.Va

youtube.com/watch?v=MATVqHxpWdQ

How is this arousing?

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>Put all this effort into your cosplay
>Take a fucking bathroom selfie
Why

>swimsuit
>plastic tiara
>shitty facepaint
>effort

lmao

You may need to get yourself checked user.

Go fuck yourself. Would do that chubster in a heartbeat.

>effort

If you combined all players from dirty bomb and battleborn then you might be able to make 2 teams and play forever

gross

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>tfw soldier 76
>tfw 4 gold medals and a silver
Guess what that silver is
It's healing

>love the way he draws fat girls
>dislike futa
>mfw he starts drawing fatties with the proper genitalia

also nice get

I wanna suck a fatty's futa cock

>no dorritos

1/10 piss poor cosplay. Also looks like she has the downs

i drink it because it has a punchier taste than normal soda, its like a mix of energy drinks and soda

is D.Va a lesbian?

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no

this was the last thread i would expect to find beltre

>play solo
>keep loosing
>winrate goes under 50%
>too scared to play without my friends
I swear no matter how good a player is, as long as you're matched with retards there's no way you can win

>Caring about winrate
You do know competitive mode is coming soon right? Care about in there.

I know but I'm not having fun when I'm loosing constantly and the winrate is just the icing on the cake.
At least ranked mode won't be full of mongoloids.

They do 2 bottles for £1 in pound shops where I am so I pick it up when Im walking to or from town sometimes. I actually quite like it but I also never see anyone else drink it.

GET IN THE FUCKING MEKA HANA

How is it that Sup Forums Overwatch threads are so fun and loving but /owg/ threads are so serious and full of bullying?

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Date a true sub. You'll understand.

Winrate is forced into ~50%. It means nothing.

Sup Forums threads are just people who mostly enjoy the game.
/vg/ threads are for autists who want to endlessly argue about what tournament strategy is better, constantly thinking they're in the high end of players when they're about as good as anyone who puts more time than would be considered healthy into games.

What does her butt smell like?

lol

According to Kaplan it isn't. W/L isn't taken into account at all in matchmaking.

Poop.

sakura flower

Why is everything getting so creepy on Sup Forums

Then why are we all within 5% of 50? Is everyone on Sup Forums just completely average?

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what do you mean creepy?

kek

SIT ON MY FACE

I'm triggered that the artist didn't bother to get his mask right. The actual mask is more sinister

I can't explain it nevermind.

I stopped drinking Mountain Dew the moment I realized it made my semen green.

>getting

>tfw I think D.Va's an obnoxious cunt but she's the only offensive character I can get into.
>tfw I will never be crafty enough to make Mei work.

You don't have to be crafty, she's easy

>tfw 0% win ratio with Mei

Literally W+M1

How can anyone be bad with W+M1, I mean Mei?

>don't think I'm very good at D.VA
>83% win rate

How?

I knew it.
You've become so neurotic about "fatties" because you're afraid of SJW boogieman corrupting you if you admit women with fat percentage above five can be pretty too.