And how would you like that steak?

>and how would you like that steak?

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Medium rare.

With video games.

Muh dick

Medium mediumrace reporting in.

Well done. Extra ketchup on the side please.

ONLY WATER

UHHHG YOU TOO

Sorry I'm vegan got any tofu?

Well done with ketchup.

put some video games in it

Medium-Well with A1 sauce please.

How many fingers Sup Forums?

I stare into his eyes, sloppily eating breadsticks as shards of them fall out of my mouth down my shirt and all over my mouth.

I part my lips to speak, the chewed up breadstick taking on a very glutinous texture almost acting like a sealant for my teeth to prevent the unholy words I will mutter to this poor man. I can see the sweat forming on his face, the slight shaking in his knees and the borderline fear in his eyes.

I stand up and allow the breadstick shards to fall on the floor. As I lean in toward his ear I can hear his breathing becoming more and more rapid, the sweat on his forehead now turned to actual water droplets compared to the slight shine it was before. I gently whisper in his ear...

"Well done."

Just give me it raw, please.

Boiled in frog piss

you mean YOUR steak ;)

i would like it in my mouth

Here you go sir.

That'll be 4 million dollars plus tip.

Medium-Well

>sorry mam, I'm gay

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Medium
but I'm not gonna tip

>2016
>not adopting a vegan lifestyle

enjoy your diabetes, I guess.

but im a dude, and so am i, wtf?

t. DYEL virgin

>not eating raw meat
What are you, gay?

You realize most vegans are obese as fuck because all those stupid fucks eat is bread, right?

DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

Well done.

Excuse me waiter, but do you sell... activated steaks, here?

Milksteak

Make it like I do at home pham. Here's a pic.

t.

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>not just being vegetarian

Literally retarded

Medium-rare please

I like my steaks like how I like my women

Well done is the only choice.

Completely bloody raw. What better way to keep a lean figure than a 12 meter tapewrom eating all your food.

Imaginary?

I would enjoy diabetes more than veganism, honestly.

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