Mercy

Have you thanked your Mercy today? After all she is the sole reason your team has won at all.

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I have no idea.

Heal slut thread?
Oh Sup Forums...

She is statistically better than Jet Set Radio Man and Poo In Loo.

>Begrudgingly try playing Mercy a few days ago
>Really enjoy playing as her

I had no idea being a healslut could be so much fun, Sup Forums

>Praising a character that was designed to heal.

Do you thank Reinharts for shielding you?

Do you thank Widowmakers for taking people out from far away?

Do you thank Torjborns for putting down turrets?

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>tfw nobody thanks the roadhogs

I want to cuddle with mercy?

your transition is beginning

Yes

No

No

I thank people who do thankless jobs that require skill.

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She is literal perfection.

>Thankless jobs
Fuck off, Mercy does not fitntjat catergory at all. Neither does Rein

>Finally git gud with Hog
>Win 2 straight rounds on Ilios
>5 Gold medals
>80% of match on fire
>Mfw everyone votes for our McCree with 7 FTH Eliminations

>HEROES NEVER DIE
>they all immediately get rip tired

So Widowmaker?

i-into what?

>You can vote for yourself
>mfw every game has 1 vote for each player and 3 or 4 for one

Always vote for support so they keep playing support.

>37 year old virgin
What the fuck is wrong with her? Closeted homo?

no problem, if you need practice with the more advanced techniques of being a healslut, let me know :^)

Rejuvenating parts.

That little slut gets enough praise as it is just for running around jamming her healing beam up Reinhardt's ass.

Reaper is being tsundere for her.

>Attacking on Hanamura
>Pick Hanzo
>Enemy team consists of 5 Reinhardt's held up on Objective A
>They all just form a wall of pain across the objective
>Anyone brave enough to enter the wall gets HAMMERED
>Reinhardt's just stand there waiting for osmeone to walk in
>My team stands their scared of the wall
>Eventually get my Ulti and inform team
>Zarya responds saying she has hers too
>She catches all of them in hers
>Use mine and get a quintakill
>Everyone rushes the point thinking it's safe
>*CONTESTED*
>All the Reinhardt's are dead
>Someone starts playing this on the open mic: youtube.com/watch?v=uXW4zyDhkNA
>It's their Mercy
>She was hiding next to the stairs
>HEROES-
>Headshot her
>They all come back anyway
>Mfw they all HAMMER DOWN

They need to nerf that ultimate in some shape or form. Either make it longer to charge or make it so that their health is returning to them while she's talking, so if you kill her mid-revival they don't get full-health.

76 got his cock blown off and is still waiting for the the mechanic enhanced one to get installed and his healing field to be upgraded to radiate Viagra fumes

Could have just used Symmetra to shoot through their barriers.

you heard the enemy teams mic?

>>My team stands their scared of the wall
>Not all going Reinhardt yourselves and charging it

Shit team nigga.

>Not going 12 man Rein and playing Chivalry

oh really she is? so if shes on my team, I should just AFK then since she is the sole reason we're going to win, right? faggot

No I hate Swiss. They are just privileged fuck who make 50k by cleaning toilet and 200k by being an average shopkeeper.

>Console plebs
There's your answer.

what the fuck is wrong with you people DELETED THIS
Mercy is perhaps the purest girl to ever grace us with her existence

Why are you so mad?

I think you need to calm down, user

>>Headshot her
Get out.

>another overshill thread

>Statistically.

But thats wrong. Most people with opinions and skills worth a damn unaminously say Lucio is the best character in the game.

There is pretty muc no reason to not have a Lucio on your team. Ranked outside of shittersville will have Lucio on their team 100% of the time.

>Always give my vote to another player who didn't get any other votes
Shit, I wonder if that makes everyone else think he voted for himself.

Man, I'm /loomis/ing it up and looking at drawing tutorials so I can draw all sorts of Mercy fanart and keep it all to myself

>Entire enemy team is Reinhardt
>Stayed Hanzo

Calm your faggot-tits user, competitive isn't out yet. If you get serious over Quick Play you should kill yourself.

You know the rules, if everyone picks one hero you do too.

>Entire team picks Symettra
>Don't join in on the cancer
>Go Lucio instead
>They all rush in and die
>Lose in under 2 minutes
>Rageout and blame me saying we lost because I didn't pick her

For some characters, yeah. If my team had even thought to go all Reinhardt, I would. But some things are better left alone user.

>Rageout

See if you had played along you would have had fun.

They were the ones raging user. Having fun was all I was after.

Why do people think that the toggle for the beam is better than the click to hold? It feels disorienting to me and feels slower switching but maybe I'm just crazy.

You can't have fun like a responsible real omnic being.

I HATE SWISS

I never thank mercy because that fucker plays her either cause she's the waifu or cause they wanna feel important

It's a mediocre cheese, but good people.

I hate having to constantly hold the button down and when someone moves out of line of sight it can still stay attached

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Toggle is nice so you don't have to hold the button down the entire time.
Also technically Toggle is faster to switch targets than Hold since you'll have a split second in which you're not healing, releasing and pressing the button again. Toggle instantly switches to the next target on the very frame you press the button.

That may come down to personal preference, however it is highly advised that everyone switch Mercy's Guardian Angel to NOT prefer the healing target. It allows her to remain mobile, jumping to anyone she wants while still healing a different person.

So Mercy is into turkey subs? I have to remember that.

Yup. Fuck Bastion

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>Mercy's Guardian Angel to NOT prefer the healing target.

Yeah this is obvious. Anything that decides how you should move for you is bad.

>still no Mercy anal porn

After the nerf this is impressive i guess.

Pressing once to switch who you're healing is quicker than releasing and pressing again. Just takes some getting used too.

Yeah I'm sure it is faster it just feels really weird.

post lewd mercy

If you press M2 while holding M1 it switches too.

It's a shame that the character-specific options are sort of hidden, not obvious on the Options screen. The only indication is that dropdown box with the heroes and only a few of them actually have any unique options like that.

tfw no tank to fill my asshole while I heal them

>That tracer I killed 4 times in one match as mercy, who was trying to attack me from behind

Why do you even keep trying, Tracers?

>Your Mercy is either decent or absolute dogshit pocketing the full-health Rein with his shield up
>Lucio is either shit or unbelievable god-tier as he never touches the fucking ground and gets environment kills when there's not even a ledge
>Zenyatta is either some retard who thinks he's a dedicated healer or a tank-shredding monster
It's ridiculous how polarizing this game is.

They also have a Mercy on their team 100% of the time. Being able to revive your team is too good to pass up on.

Mercy is love, Mercy is life.

why does she do the pained blink

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>Average 4k healing
>10k at most
>Still trying to play as a healslut when you can't even healslut right

Yes she did

seriously though, why the fuck isn't it in the calculations to give Mercy the potg if she basically cancels out the actual potg? I've seen this happen so many times

>Healer
No, "Support". Lucio's Speed Boost and LET'S BREAK IT DOWN are the most powerful contributions to the whole team when it comes to the objective.
Nothing is going to beat Mercy's rate of healing, however, and those with opinions and skills worth a damn are pro teams that almost always run a combo Lucio+Mercy on every map.

The suit causes fatal cancer of the everywhere. It is extremely painful.

Mercy main here....hello

>Last pick has to pick Widow!

Said no team ever.

That's wrong. As of right now, Mercy's average healing per minute is roughly 700 and she barely scrapes a 48% winrate. Lucio, on the other hand, has an average of 833 healing oer minute with a 57% winrate. Statistically speaking, Lucio is a better healer than Mercy as of right now.

>Route 66, defense
>retarded Pharah keeps getting herself killed by constantly exposing herself to the enemy in their base instead of defending the payload which is almost near the first point
>attackers push it through, le retarded flying robot says I (mercy) am useless
>tell him to shut the fuck up and sorry for not babysitting his stupid ass
>he changes to bastion and manages be even more exposed
>literally going in turret mode in the open, I heal him just to prove that even with healing he can't survive
>we win because our rein, mei and 76 had a functioning brain
>11,000 healing
>implying useless
>faggot leaves without saying a word, probably didnt even get bronzes

Why are shitters so fucking pathetic

Sometimes the team is very good at not dying and hardly take damage. While I'm no "Mercy main" like that user, some of my lowest Healing Done results were because we steamrolled the enemy.

Don't really care. Enjoy playing her and doing my best to heal.
Can't do much if I get a team that doesn't protect the healer so I'm lying dead in the dust.

I don't play her
I don't like her
But I honor her everytime

Lucio is also an AoE heal. Junkrat throws a couple of bombs into your team and he just amps it up and heals it all back quickly while Mercy has to individually heal each person.

And what this user said. Sometimes there are complete stomps. Either on my side or on theirs. So there's not much healing to be done.

Remember to be there for your pet Mercy when she's dying and scared

This.

I play Lucio every time I play support and I have never been out-healed by a Mercy. Why would anyone pick Mercy over Lucio? Attack or defense, he's better in every situation.

I prefer using Zenyatta when there's a Reinhardt on the stage. You get to heal and have a shield to attack shitters.

Because on Defense rezzing your whole team from a wipe is one of the most powerful abilities in the game.

No I haven't, this thread is a drag
Not to mention OP is a fag

Had one of those moments. Got pushed into that and close before dying I managed to grab onto a Roadhog that came around.
Felt so good.

>Letting your team die at all and not just BREAKING IT DOWN

Only if the healing is over 40%

2 Ults together like Zarya and a Junkrat/Phara will wipe you regardless. Mercy can undo it though.

waiting and hoping for that Sigrun skin