Name a better monster hunter monster. pro tip: you can't

Name a better monster hunter monster. pro tip: you can't

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fucking any of them

Dinovaldo.

>Forgetting Nargacuga exists
Brachy can go suck a dick

This.
Dino is a better brand of stupid.

>TFW no dicks to suck

The champ himself since MH1.

no

yes you Tribabby

He got tossed aside after Barroth.

Yian is just a tutorial monster and that's all it's good for.

Zinogre

SELTAS QUEEN MOTHERFUCKER
>Looks like a motherfucking tank
>Sounds like a motherfucking tank
>IS a motherfucking tank
>Uses its mate as a fucking weapon
>Will motherfucking cannibalize its mate if it gets hungry
And to top it off
>Best looking armor and weapons

Get off the computer, marm

Essentally everything but sparkledog McElecbug

Is MHG good enough to keep my 3DS for?

No u.

>Drop MH3 for a month because I'm ignorant about proper capturing quests and Lagiacrus is being a bitch
>Finally do it today
>Get fucked by some literally the bull colossus who didn't die after 20 minutes of nonstop lance poking

Fuck this game.

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my brother of african american decent
>mfw Seltas X

Holy shit what kind of lizard creature is this? I want!

What are you talking about

>I can't hear you!

you got the barroth version of this?

ez

This

This but with a hammer tail

nuclear brach

But honestly, I think chaotic gore is a fun fight, as well as embered dinovaldo. I just like brach STILL being the high rank casual filter

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oh this guy?

You'll need a good fire weapon and to git gud with that weapon. Duramboros is really just a damage sponge, all of his attacks are easily telegraphed

thanks m8

bring lots of pitfall traps
whenever he falls over hit his humps, they're super weak to damage, also when he spins attack his legs. he'll trip and you can hit the humps some more

>actually like Najarala
>Nobody believes me.

I was super hyped for najarala
then I fought him
then I fought tidal

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My dick sure can.

I like oranges too user.

tigrex

And here I was attacking the head the entire time thinking it would deal the most damage.

Welp, gonna try again in the morning.

This should be replaced with Kut Ku again for 4U, god damn what a shit pusher.

Well at least you don't pretend to like tidal.
right?

post your favorite monster hunter pictures.

I want to bully Qurupeco!

My brother from another mother.
Definitely the best 4th gen monster.
youtube.com/watch?v=4yRnn6KAXkU

I'd post FOOTBALL
but I don't know which webm it is

It's paralysis weapons served me well in 4U. Up until I unlocked Tigerstripe Zamtrios stuff.
>hunting horn has good songs
>LS and Swax has 3 slots.
Tidal can go fuck itself.

Tidal has a nice Saxe until you get the Ceadeed.

cool design monster, but the fight without earplugs can get pretty annoying
tidal however, is the 37th layer of fuck you

Yes

Has a nice water lance too

You also need a fuckton of Tidal Najarala stuff for the Lagiacrus X armor if you want a GS set that isn't Diablos X

This one?

found my webm of it, it was saved in my porn folder instead of my MH folder for some reason

Fuck you. Tidal's Long Sword is great.

Of course you can't, doodle

well i guess you could get some explosive action from that

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Stories localized fucking WHEN

i 200% need this in my life now

Is it even out in JP?

He's an asshat, literally DPS RACE: the monster

As far as moss/wood goes, I preferred fighting yamatsukami

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Welp, babby Rathalos has some balls at least

GODDAMMIT CAPCOM STOP MAKING ME WANT THIS GAME EVEN MORE!!
>ywn train alongside a mini Brachydions

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armadillo lizard

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You guys must have meant Uragaan and didn't notice how wrong you were. No problem though.