WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T I LIVE IN THE WORLD OF THE WITCHER IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T I LIVE IN THE WORLD OF THE WITCHER IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>op thinks succubi are original witcher creatures

That's not a cute succubus(male)

Witcher succubi at least won't kill you/steal your soul.

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Morrigan from Darkstalkers doesn't steal souls either

Most don't. We'll they do end up killing the person eventually. They die with a smile though.

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> Sexual acts with any other humanoid species
what a bunch fucking whores, purge them all

>tfw had to kill her on NG+ to make the Succubus decoction

but theses have hooves and horns ;)

How do you make that leap in logic?

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>basically a description of any average man but in female form
>Monster

Isn't is great though? Ok maybe the hooves would be annoying but the horns

Is any women in the witcher series straight? They all seem bi at most

Every woman is bi.
... unless manga has lied to me. it does that sometimes.

>Implying you'd not die to a necrophage before you ever even meet a Succibi

I'd take the chance of being decimated by a hundred necrophages just to spend one night with a succubus.

the witcher world is an awful place to live.

would not mind succubis to be a real thing though.

Oh honey she will get more than a night out of you ;)

There are, theyre called sluts.

If I liked Witcher III is the downloadable content worth putting money on?

can you fuck one?

and even then they still wont touch you

No woman would fuck you even in a fictional world.

Yeah but if they're a monster that looks like a woman nobody will mind if you rape it.

How exactly would a pasty, scrawny manchild overpower even the weakest of women?

>they shower their affections on men as well as women, the young as well as the old, the fair and the ugly

OF COURSE SHE WILL

You are too far gone even for them.

Original succubi are supposed to only lure men to kill them, like sirens. No hot demon sex allowed. Fucking teases.

You'd probably die to some monster very early in your life. Witcher world is shit to live in.

That's not what a succubus was at all.
Please read up on their mythology.

>succubus/doppler mutagen never

The dlc for the witcher 3 is far superior to the base game

Hearts of stone has the best villain in the game, he's pretty quickly turned into one of my favorite video game villains

Blood and wine is nice, a new area that isn't a war torn shithole, some very entertaining quests, an excellent send off to the series. Main story isn't as strong as the HoS one, but it's still far better than anything ciri related aside from first finding her and the stuff around early game where the hint actually seems dangerous and you're doing bloody baron stuff

>not posting superior Witcher 2 succubus

Why didn't you kill the other Succubus on Skellige? She's also like really nice, but at least she was an actual threat to the people living there.

>no succubus sfm porn
SFM porn makers are the worst I swear

Do you want to fuck with demons? Have demon pussy or take the demon d in your rear?

but not at more than 3 minutes a night, user can't last longer than that.

you do fuck a succubus in the witcher 2, the "porn" is already there

>being fucked to death
oh boy

Really? When was it ?

Fuck off Eskel you deviant.

You know, this theology of demons (a word that used to mean good spirit) being comic book villains only interested in evil per evil in the most stupid way is suspicious as fuck.

Didn' t you play the fucking game? How casual can you get?

>3 second scene where you barely see anything
No I want something new

it's the part where they fuck you to death that he wants

I can't be the only one who fapped to this cutscene. Also the one at the end.

It's actually pretty good, not like the shit scenes in the Witcher 3.

She was only in Iorveth's path of ch.2.

I fapped to the boat scenes.

>you will never nut inside moist demonic pussy as she screams in hellish, horrific ecstasy

life is a cruel mistress

A male succubus is called incubus.

>You will never have your soul literally sucked out of your dick

You forgot
>as the uterus tattoo on her abdomen starts to glow

Then its an incubus

tfw you will never have your qt succubus waifu inside inside your head
tfw you will never conquer all of creation with her at your side

I killed the bitch.

Laughed at her childish attempt to make me pity her.

Yennifer? Haven't read the books though.

Stop! Stop it!!

And eskel lived to tell about it, which means he must be a real beast in the sack to satisfy a succubus.

gotta make that decoction

Don't succubus drain your life away and keep you as a prisoner?

Just like regular women.

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So literally Nymphomaniac: The Species?

They'd even fuck fugly ass mother fuckers like us?

>Not wanting to die from sex

What are you? Gay?

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LITERALLY every fucking female in this game is hot as goddamn hell.

Why is this allowed?

>Soul

I dunno, having all your energy removed from your body isn't exactly a pleasant feeling.

And when I mean energy I mean any and all forms of energy from your body.

It's allowed because game designers can create what they want for their games and don't have to answer to the arbitrary morality or sensibilities of a random third party group.

It's the default state that women are attractive, If a woman isn't attractive something went wrong

Game?

slav magic

The scenes in 2 are more explicit than 3. Not sure why they toned the sex down in 3.

Dark Messiah of Might & Magic.

>a faggot and stupid
wew

Scary, I'd have run her through then apologize on our way to the hospital after she explain she just wanted to surprise me.

Kinda like astral demon sex
Amazing dream sex at the cost of draining your energy and leaving you lethargic

>not wanting to not die from sex so you can enjoy her the rest of your life
Sounds like you want maggots in your ass boy.

Is it good? Just started gaming on PC so I don't know many good older games.

you think she'd mind if i used her horns as handles?

I fapped to her voice

Very. Always remember that your boot is the strongest force in this game, and physics is a close second.

press f and have fun.

>le summer meme
Reminder that traffic doesn't increase during summer.

You know, at the risk of sounding like summer I have to ask. Why do people on Sup Forums assume that just because school is back in session people who visited over the summer will just not come back?

It's by the guys who made Dishonored. Very unconventional action RPG with emphasis on slamming enemies into spikes and kicking them off ledges.

because their parents are breathing down their back when they aren't at school to get their homework done and shit
even if traffic doesn't increase it's time-tested that summer brings out the retards

Makes sense. Have a Triss as thanks

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>tfw no good Xana sfm
My dick needs it

She only exists in the pre-rendered bik videos. There's no model to rip. I tried.

Do you have rest of the bio?

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You are actually wrong, the demon model does exist in the game.

Somewhat related: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

That isn't true. They do only appear in fmv in the actual game but the models are still in the games files. I have them in gmod.

I stand corrected then.

In fact I just found them in the workshop after writing my post.

>It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the September that never ended.

I love that "magicking off the clothes" effect. They should have done it more in 3.