Describe your dick with the name of a metal gear character

Describe your dick with the name of a metal gear character.

The End

Armstrong

Solid

The Sorrow

Night Fright

Snake

Dirty Duck

Colonel Roy Campbell

Decoy Octopus

Johnny Sasaki

Old Snake

Liquid Ocelot

Naomi Hunter

Big Boss

Ishmael

Big Boss

CRAB BATTLE

The Pain

Big boss

Shotmaker

Beat you faggot

White Mamba

Guy Savage

Revolver

Monsoon

Shotacon

Major Zero

Raiden (get it? it sounds like riding! xD)

Machinegun Kid

Solid Snake :^)

Hot Coldman

Quiet

Darpa Chief

Mei Ling

D-Horse

Undismissable

Fatman

Soft Hardman

Hind-D

My dick?!

The Eye and the Finger

DEEPTHROAT

Alligator

>tfw you realize Silent Basilisk is impossible to dismiss from your base as a precaution in the case someone is retarded enough to get their entire staff killed by the Kikongo infection

Enemy gunship

The FEAR

Donald Anderson

Moby Dick

That can happen?

Deepthroat

Vagina Dickman

THE PAIN

A DUD

Hot Coldman

Your biggest fan

Lyndon. B. Johnson

Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?

Liquid Snek

ctrl + f no venom

Night Fright

Johnny

Night Fright

shagohod

Sundowner.

DELETE THIS

Pequod

Small Associate

Sunny

The Man on Fire
it burns when I pee

Dirty Duck

Fatman

Punished snake

Naked Snake

THE FURY!

because im cut

Raging Raven

Machinegun kid

Iroquios Foreskin

The foreskin i've lost, won't stop hurting.

It's like it's all still there

You don't feel anything either, do you?

Flaming Buffalo

I'm going to make them give back our penis sensitivities.

Strangelove

pa chinko

The Joy

Doktor

thanks doc

THE LA LE LU LI LO

Kaz.. i've spilled already my Semen.

Best Girl

The Arnolds

D'ass

How do i do that

source

THE BOSS

Fucking horse face

Why would she be jealous? It's an ugly ass. It's a fucking basketball.

Mr. Lightning Bolt