What went so awfully wrong?

What went so awfully wrong?

Is this yout Sun/Moon rival? I want to touch her in places.

You grew up.

We don't even know if she fights in first place.

absolutelly nothing

is this really rival in Sun/Moon? Holy mother of hell, she looks divine

All I see is an improvement here.

cute

What she wants you to believe. She clearly has a pokenon in the bag based on the gameplay footage

Nothing at all

OP failed spectacularly, however

I want Lillie to stomp on my dick.

I want to drink her piss.

Cute cute cute!!!!!

Since the beginning

Nothing. If anything, it's an improvement.

Anime

>playing pokemon for the single player
At least you don't lose your shit over silver. Fuck that little shit's fanboys.

I hope, the actual rival is some lame nigga that gets the starter weak to yours...

they flat-out said she doesn't during the e3 treehouse. she's not a rival.

the Hawaiian-looking boy is. this girl basically is just a scientist that you'll occasionally bump into.

Masuda. No longer is your rival your drive to finish the game just to kick his teeth in after the bad guys have been dealt with, they have to be your FWENDS!!

...Which completely misses the point that the friends who ACTUALLY follow you on your Pokemon journey are your irl friends.

I wonder what her pee tastes like

She isn't the protagonist. Fuck Gamefreak.

Meh

>What went so right?

Fixed it for you.

I'll never miss how fucking stupid NPC teams were back then. Especially the retarded movesets.

>Arcanine
>Ember instead Flamethrower or Flame Blast
>Rhydon
>no fucking STAB
>Exeggutor
>3 fucking moves
>no damaging STAB

...

>only Pidgeot, Alakazam and Blastoise pose any sort of threat
>level 60+ Pokemon still having Leer, Tail Whip, Withdraw and Roar
>Arcanine having fucking Ember

They'll only release a full art Pokemon card of her in two years or so.

>tryhard tool on the left
>qt pi rival on the right

It's an improvement faggit

>Level 60+ Pokémon
>Leer

round eye need to leave our island

Nintendo discovered memes, and by extension, waifus

*gamefreak

Is there any pokemon trainer in the games who could possibly beat Ash-Greninja?

I want to teach Hex Girl the joy of becoming a normalfag wife and mother!

Didn't this nigga have a heart attack in the ashime?

It's based on their natural learnset from levelling up.

Exeggutor and Arcanine are evolved from stones so don't actually learn any more moves. the moves they have are all they ever get.

Rhydon doesn't actually have any STAB moves in its learnset. You can only teach it dig, earthquake and rockslide via TM.

That fucking faggot with a Chansey with Double Team back in Fire Red/Leaf Green. Fuck that fucking guy.

>mega greninja
>mega charizard
>mega sceptile
Will he finally win the league? He can't lose with a team like this.

But the asshole did use TMs, look at his Blastoise.

Just piss off Ass Ketchup so he loses the sync and have a heart attack.

The protag from Silver/Gold/Crystal

lillie is probably the first good pokemon trainer theyve designed since gen 1 tbqh

And its not like your friends can't be dicks either. Hell the thing that motivates me to get better at games is to kick my friend's ass and mock him afterwards.

Sex sells user.

Pedomon. Fuck em all.

kys genwunner. Most of the Pokegirls were great.

original one definitely

Why make her a normalfag wife when you can keep her being a spooky wife?

Lillie is cute!

i don't mind if she's smelly or sweaty, but it would be nice if she trimmed down there to keep it just a little tidy

>Big warm comfy sweatshirt
>Wears shorts
???

unlikely

Of course, your image points how shitty hg/ss protag is

Nintendo's core audience grew up and turned into autistic retards with absolutely no chance of ever fertilizing a female's eggs. So instead of good antagonists they just have girls that act nice to you in an attempt to allow these creatures to feel loved

The end.

I understand this is satire but why does no one mentioning the fact he is wearing what appears to be a jacket designed for warmth with shorts?

It wasn't a girl in the first one

Only 2, Sky Attack and Blizzard. Everything else is the last four moves they learn at that level.

>heart attack
Did this actually fucking happen?

>plot Armour pikashit taking down a pokemon 4x its size

G/S/C Protag took on Red and won, Ash is shit

That's fine. Personally I wouldn't care as long as she lets me hold and sniff her hair.

ketchup almost died the first time they sync'd

>those hands

I want to sniff her pubic hair.

ash could possibly beat both red and gold with his greninja

On at least two occasions as of now.

Welcome to the pacific north west of the united states.
Enjoy your stay.

and her butthole hair

It went from being a game about catching monsters and battling to become the best to becoming a game that was like an anime.

The last time you said that, he went face to face with a team full of legendaries.

forever unloved.

Nothing went wrong per se, though it is clear that one of GF's dev played way too much Tekken.

Nothing wrong with that. I just can't resist that thick, wavy head of hair she has. I'd love to help her take care of it.

You just gave me PTSD

They would need Arceus himself to believably beat him now.

merchandising outside of just selling the video became a thing

>Gen V
>Rival that picks your weakness is a male

>Gen VI
>Rival that picks your weakness is the player you didn't choose

>Gen VII
>Rival that MOST LIKELY picks your weakness is borrowed goods from Tekken

just posting best rival.

Lovely, I want to take care of her pubes!

Just making sure daily that she still has them!

you dont. it says in her summary that she is opposed to pokemon battling. fucking sjw feminist and shit.

did ash finally stop keeping a roster of first evolution shitters and forcefully preventing them from evolving?

>discovered
Waifu were always there, user. The only difference between then an now is that there's more detail this time.

Wow. That animeme must be something. Still getting his shit pushed in when it comes to winning a tournament, I reckon.

If rivals can't be actual rivals, winners can't actually win

The only hope Ash has is that he gets handed a win by the plot, so that he can vacation in the Aloha region and pick up the new girl

I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

He was worse than gary but still good

>gary

Thanks user!

>have actually grown fond of raichu of late
>Thunder orb only buffing pikachu means he's forever redundant

>"nothing personnel kid" - the character, who learns the meaning of friendship
Edgy cliché.

Yet still one of the better ones because almost all rivals are shit. If N counts as a rival I vote him for best one, otherwise probably fucking Blue even though he has no personality other than "smug".

>muh

i'm going to trim off her pubic hair!

why do you fucks keep posting her with edited thicker thighs?

You're a monster!

Unfortunate pacing due to Serena's not-really-but-kinda-are Contests. Sinnoh also suffered a similar fate.

Thick thighs save lives.

>gens 1+2 had one rival
>gen 3+4 had 2 rivals
>gen 5 had 3 rivals
>gen 6 had 4 fucking rivals and all of them were bad
When will it end?

I can't even tell if this post is joking anymore

>Wow, a fucking Japanese game character doesn't agree with cockfighting FUCKING SJWS REEEEEEEE

Nope cause he's gonna get slapped by some random with 6 mega evolutions or gets interruped by Team Flare.

they're still trying to push those shitty pokemon contest?
does anybody even like those?

>gen 5 had 3 rivals
N is considered a rival?