25th Anniversary Edition

To tie the knot on Sonic's rocky history why don't we get a sonichu thread rolling for all the newfags who have yet to experience chris chan's masterpiece.

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people at SEGA have to know about CWC by now

They do and they sometimes namedrop Sonichu.

Now I unfortunately don't own chris's first three issues but if someone does, could you post em on this thread, we had a Tails got Trolled thread running a few weeks back and it was comfy as hell

When?

Tails Gets Trolled has a perfect pace for newbies to get sucked in tbqh, Sonichu doesn't really compare.

Plus TGT is legitimately good.

youtu.be/Cnoq4-Mhpgc?t=226
For example.

I guess, I just thought it would be nice to just sit back and laugh with fellow anons

Literally just recently

Sonichu is a masterpiece

Pic related

Sega will call back all Sonic Boom merchandise! even the stuff already sold!

Sonic arms are not blue!!!!!

>he has a character that scans cwcville for homosexuals and kills them

3:53 since this faggot for some reason wants you to watch the whole video.

There's a time code right there you moron.

Has someone showed this to Chris Chan yet?

Why are you doing this?

Will SEGA agree to his proposition?

youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY

>But During The Stone Age
Perhaps Chris' best work, but this is open for debate. The colors, composition, cryptic language, and that (unintentionally) abstracted Raichu (actually one of the many villains of Chris' series) in the sky all seem to fit perfectly in this well-constructed gem that stand alone outside whatever storyline it is part of.

>My Mind Is A Blank
Perhaps Chris' first (and only, to this date) intentional delving into abstraction and (juvenile) mathematical inspiration.

>My Wooden Badge Was Delicious
Of course, this issue cover's composition is cliched at best, but the titular line, cryptic as "...stone age" seems to break the trope, and offers (some) room for speculation and thought.

>Glade Plug-ins
Chris' frequent product placement is nothing new, and it is up for debate as to whether this constitutes a "pop art" aesthetic (I am leading toward the affirmative on this). Perhaps the most poignant theme of this work is its glimpse into Chris' perception of luxury and romance - should his Love Quest be completed, is this what we should expect?

>Merried Seinor Comic
As another example of Chris' tenuous, yet almost Humpty-Dumpty-esqe grasp on language, the name alone in this work is enough to spark contemplation. Other, lesser literary gems lie within the walls of text (something that is commonplace in Chris' works). This work, however, does not possess the same visual poignancy as his other works.

>All That Is Down Is Only The Floor
Tropes aside, this work features two interesting elements. The first panel seems to suggest a play on the relative size of objects. Yes, it begs the question - does this represent (almost Duchampian) phallic imagery? Certainly not! In the words of CWC himself, "I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER."

Equally interesting is the last panel, which features a smug Chris and a corrupted joke - yet another example of Chris' relationship with the English language.

>SheCameForCWC.jpg
Taken out of context, this work appears only to be yet another of Chris' pornographic works, all of which seem to possess a distorted depiction of female anatomy. Yet, no art exists in a vacuum - and this work's significance is magnified by its context. Chris created this work to assert his masculinity and heterosexuality, and later revealed its subject matter in order to dispel allegations of its supposedly incestuous depictions. This work likely represents the pinnacle of Chris' "response art" (i.e. art created in response to his, at the time, growing criticism). It begs the question, though, of whether the "buzz" (by both the creator and the critics) surrounding a work of art is part of the art itself.

I think yes.

>Steel-Plated Heart
This work is perhaps one of the only examples of Chris striving for anatomical correctness. This, combined with the blatant (art does not always require subtlety) symbolism and the hand-written stream-of-conscious text make this work worthy of discussion. Like "My Mind Is A Blank," we get a glimpse into Chris' emotional state, as he tries to represent them within a stand-alone work.

>his

Magi chan has to be gay. All that gay sex he witnesses. I'm sure he doesn't report a few of the homosexuals so he can get off to it.

I'm convinced that "but during the stone age" is in fact art, and should hang in a museum someday (though the original was probably destroyed in his house fire).

they look really chill. I mean this seems kinda low budget but Id imagine SEGA being a pretty dudebro place to work

can't forget the giant drinking straw

It's really a prime example of unintentional art. I can't remember his name but I remember this one painter who's work was lauded by the art world as revolutionary and then it was revealed he wasn't an artist and decided to make what he viewed as the ugliest art possible.

It's there:

>It survived the fire

he made it out with Silvana, he is canon gay

>combine Sonic and Pikachu
>don't even focus on that fuse

Good job, Chris

Can't forget that. Jokes aside it honestly is the closest symbolism in relation to his inner struggle of sexuality. In all seriousness Chris is probably bi but would vehemently deny it. Pieces of work though like the drinking straw symbolically show this double side to him.

oh yeah

How can he sleep next to that thing every night? It along with the pikachu are some of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.

Explain

Is it weird that I've come up with like gay sonichu porn idea?

I'm thinking of scenes like:
Chris x Jack Thadd
Jack Thadd x Clyde Cash
Sonichu x Rosechu (with pickle)
Wild x Simonchu with Magi Chan JO
Magi Chan x Silvana

not video games

Don't worry, it's ok to be gay.

I've once thought about making legit Sonichu porn of the girls, I guess we're both fucked in the head in a way. But yours is worse because it's gay

Fuck off

Guys, I have a confession: I've been aware of Sonichu for years, but I never bothered to read it, and I know next to nothing about it. Do I keep it that way?

>tfw you'll never be able to get Steve Rambo to play Jack Thaddeus

At least Van Darkholme could play Mao.

>she's even wearing horizontal stripes

Weird part is I don't like gay porn. It's just funny to me since Chris was on the there ALL STRAIGHT! rage for the longest time.

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I don't reccomend the actual comics as they are indeed shit, I'd reccomend the audiobooks but they're pretty much extinct (I think there is a re-upload by PatientBC on Youtube, I don't know) but even then they don't exactly cover many of the side-stories and sub-episodes, also the story just sorta stops

we need one of those IRL. All we have now is muslims but they aren't killing fast enough, despite their efforts

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Newfigs baka

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The audio books are still up on YouTube right now. Yeah reading though is a nightmare.

well

Would the tomgirl saga be its own game or DLC?

youtu.be/L5V4Cbab4Xo

Sweet fucking christ, Chris is literally whoring himself out now for Legos

This reminds me of when he pitched the sonichu game and it's basically just sonic adventure but with a yellow sonic recolor.

It's an eldritch entity that is driving CWC to insanity in order to craft him into a servant for which to bring about some cosmic and antediluvian ritual.

The character's insistance to be straight is funny but it gets boring after a while, I'm just fucking amazed that there is a work of fiction out there where all the male characters openly state that they're straight and that all the females are dumb shopping center addicted bimbos that love to strip, work in the kitchen and have consensual sex in what was supposed to be an action adventure comic

This is why modern "artists" should be loaded into ovens head-first

So Chris is basically living The Call of Cthulhu?
And Sonic is actually an eldritch horror like that shitty creepypasta?

Exactly. Don't forget that with everything you've outlined Chris considers Sonichu to TVY7. Before he turned into the lesbian tranny he did the homosexual genocide. Well that and comitting acts of insane retribution.

I wonder how enraged and frustated he'll get whenhe realizes that this whole charade isn't going to get him any pussy

it's either that or a tumblritta will actually bite it, the whole situation where they find someone like Chris fitting for their way of life ironically makes a lot of sense

And barb will remain dying in her room

Remember that this whole tyranny thing started because a gal pal said to him "maybe you should get in touch with your feminine side"

Talk about going overboard.

Barb is Chris' pimp. Someone's gotta handle the cash, otherwise bills won't get paid since Chris has a hardcore Lego addiction.

What EXACTLY did he mean by this?

>that bald spot on the back of his head

Real nice progress with the female transition, Chris.

howd he get boobs?

but she doesn't have a penis anymore
so it's totally not gay

>complains about newfags
>posts the facebook frog

McDonalds.

Same way you did, you fat fuck.

Wouldn't you like to know?

Hes just fat. Also he has liked 10 minute boob growing "frequency" videos on youtube

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Considering we know Chris is using tax dollars on Legos and sex toys.

Because he's been on hormone treatment you shitlord.

He's been slathering menopause cream onto his belly and he thinks this is why his breasts have gotten bigger. In reality he's just getting fatter.

Don't.

Call.

ANYBODY.

>judging anyone for what they post on Sup Forumseddit

sonichu.com/cwcki/IMG_3207
it's a video watch it

Cwcville would legit be a great setting because it's a Orwellian type society whose leader is basically that cornfield kid from the twilight zone.

>all powerful authority figure who does what ever the fuck he wants

>Backed by his super human monsters who also can do whatever the fuck they want

>thought crimes are a thing because one of them can read minds

>has it's own currency despite taking place in the US

Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop army wear graham crackers in place of security badges.

Their leader, the Jerkhief, has a badge made out of wood. This quote was intended to emphasize how much of a badass he is.

I doubt he's even on that treatment. It costs money and considering he blows all of it within days of getting it.

Chris chan documentary if you have an hour to kill
youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

Obligatory: youtube.com/watch?v=x81F28kPXuo

Cwcville is essentially North Korea. Hell I will bet if Kim Jong had his own Magi chan he would use him.

as funny as the autistic tranny stuff is, I kinda miss the days where it was his old love quest. Maybe because that one hit closer to home

Her pimping days are numbered youtu.be/gMMl48jUgyc

He actually is using the menopause cream. He even made a video showing off how he applies it.

It's more like Chris has the idol of Sarnath and puts it by his bedside, except instead of worshipping a fish God, chris is worshipping the God of autism.

What "treatment"? The menopause cream? You can get that over the counter and it's probably inexpensive. And I know he's on it. I've had the great displeasure of watching him apply it.

I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fiiiiish, would ya like to make a wish

Menopause cream is not HRT.

I'd love to see a Sonichu videogame in the vein of what you wrote.

>And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING

best part is he still cant get laid

>Chris is legitimately addicted to buying legos

Says who?

She's (more or less) fine. Someone from the Kiwi Farms forum called in a welfare check and they said she's okay. For now, anyway. It was basically a scam by Chris and Barb for more donation money.

Didnt vivian write a short story similar to this? Whithout using his name and characters

No but Chris thinks it is.