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whats going on in 10 minutes?

half-life 3 announcement speech at valve headquarters

Xbox Live Ultimate Games Sale?

no fuck you gaben. lose some weight and then slice your wrists u ugly fat faggot, your games are fucking horrible and steam sucks

the 10 minute reunion of you asking that question

Skyrim remastered release

NO!

I SAID, ARE... YOU.. RRRRRREADY!!!!!!

>tells someone to turn their life around and get healthy
>then proceed to kill themselves
nigger what?

What gimmick will be done this year?

Less strain on the gravediggers?

games with hats

Implying anybody will be able to access the store for the first 30 mins

you got me on that

The discounts are up already.

ITS FUCKING HERE

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>people still posting this useless fat fuck Gaben

I remember when I cared about him, like maybe 4 years ago or some shit

He's done nothing useful since and Valve has become a joke as has every sale

>hurr buy cards to craft ure badge and get xp

Link please

it's fucking nothing except craft more cards
as always

IT'S HAPPENING

IT STARTED

this

tfw just built my pc in March
tfw this is going to be my first big Steam sale
i'm so excited

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STORE DOWN

Link link link link

>Highlighted deals again
>No Flash or Community sales
Just buy whatever you're going to now, then. Everything's at max discount already.

>33%
>25%
>FEATURED FREE-TO-PLAY GAMES

WOW IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING NOTHING

>only 20% on stardew valley

LMAO

Are discounts not up yet? These prices are shit.

IT BEGINS

You are a faggot, friend

>Sorry
>
>The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy >load right now. Please try again later.

Every. Fucking. Time.
Hey, Gaben, how about you use all that free money from your market place bullshit to buy some decent servers?

Garbage sales, everything is like 20% off.

>no dailies
>no flash sales
Actual fucking garbage.

store.steampowered.com/

have you been living under a rock

Best call of the dootle to buy familia?

don't go on the website that will fix the issue

No sale on Subnautica? Damn, I wanted to get that game, it looked spooky and comfy at the same time.

Steam down?
Why, that can only mean the sale is here!

Banished, Orcs must Die 2 and War for the Overworld seem to be the only worthwhile thing.

Remember to check keysite for prices.

>STEAM IS DOWN
GABE FIX YOUR SHIT!!!

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most pathetic sale of all time

should i try the assassins creed games?

I actually like that there's no flash sales and like anymore. Less stress and can buy whatever I wanted right way.

bulletstorm is cut outside of the us right?

What about This War of Mine? I have heard really good things about it and it's pretty damn cheap.

They stopped doing those a while ago now.

>Shit deals
>No minigames
>Just go through your queue to get cards
Man, that's awful.

FALLOUT 4 DISCOUT MOTHER FUCKERS.

Lagging super hard

It's nothing

steam fucking crashed holy shit

MIRACLE TIME IS AT HAND BOYS

World at war

some are good. Black flag 75% off? Hell yeah

AW SHIT.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=VOvDTCbcHe0

everyone turn off your steam for me so i can buy shit pls

doesn't change the fact that it's garbage

>it's literally fucking nothing

no.

More shilling threads undeleted!

>Metal gear solid 5 20 $ again
FUCKING JEWS CAN EVEN REACH 15 $

I can't even buy a single fucking game

>thank you valve

Wow its fucking nothing

I get one opportunity a year to use this image

>wanted this game for a long long time
>finally get a nice juicy sale
>personal rule is 60% off or no buy

I feel myself grow weaker.

NO DEAL ON FREEDOM PLANET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Guys, they're giving out free games at random. Just refresh the frontpage until you win. I won CounterStrike.

>10% off on Stellaris
>5 euros less, still 35 euros

Fuck yes guys, I waited for this shit since ever
Totally not going to pirate that now

Why is this sale fucking nothing?

Don't worry guys steam sales are always fucked up in the first hour of launch. They'll change discounts and stuff

Every year I think how could the sale get any worse and every year it never ceases to amaze me at how shit the sale has become.

$3 off of Stardew Valley? HOLY SHIT BASED GABEN!!!!!

Unless it's around five bucks, skip it and just remember that wars as bad.

wow dude
fix your lag

Oh wow, its literally nothing.

>£14.99

m8, we're about to have a recession over here.

Get it, it's really good.

huh? how

holy fuck d44m is 40% off

lol I believe you

No, dawg.

This might actually be the worst sale ever. Have a wishlist of like 200 games and less than a quarter are on sale and most are only 20 percent off holy hell. Not to mention the front page has tons of games for only 10 or 20 percent off as well.

WHY DID THE PRICES GO BACK TO NORMAL

HAPPENING
youtube.com/watch?v=Kpv4KEOFcKg

>can't even get to the store
>they still don't care as to how to handle tons of users on the first hours of the sale on their platform
>probably the server is not even scaled

This sale sucks ass.

>LITERALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT SALES
Are gamers the most unsatisfiable demographic?

>no Dark Souls III sale

sale over

The fuck kind of 3rd world currency is that?

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YouTubers Life is down $2!
Thank you based GabeN!

It's really strange,but you have to go to g2a.com for the actual steam sale this time.

It is exactly five bucks. I think I will pick it up.

>all these youngling hurrypants who don't know the prices will update after few minutes

Same thing every fucking year.

>no daily deals (the "highlighted deals" are the same from day 1 to day last)
>no flash deals
>no 90% off
>indie games are between 10 and 40% off when in the past they were betwen 50 and 80% off
why did i expect anything else