/bst/ - Battlestations

>sagging IKEA furniture general

i hope ur cats run away never come back

that's rather aggressive
Are you having a bad day, user? Something you want to talk about?

good morning, comfy kitty guy

I want to be a rich faggot ;_;

you can fullfill half your dream already user! just dont let OP beat you to all the cocks.

I remember you. I wanted to fuck your sister, but you said she was an ex. My cock is still throbbing for her moist cunny.

Also, that's a comfy setup for movie watching. I hope that tv is 4K ready.

>ywn work a stable job that allows you to afford a comfy home

good morning, normie

>you could literally be making porn RIGHT now to sell to perverts for LARGE amounts of money and have the freedom to play vidya at any time.
why aren't you user?

Don't really like your choice of wallpaper, but that's personal preference really. Other than tat you room is really A E S T H E T I C

People won't have sex with me for free, who the hell do you expect to PAY for it?

You wouldn't want my sister. She's pushing 40 with 2 kids.
Ex gf was sexy as hell though
TV is a few years old, it's not 4K ready.

>cat almost out the window
hory shet, reported to the aspca

you don't need a second person. you can do it solo. just put things up your butt and sell it internet perverts for large amounts of money.
>tfw your somebody's fetish

>2cat

>comfy room, big screen tv etc
>time to sit and ogle my tiny phone screen all day

she's playing a 3ds

You have to be attractive and also shameless whore to do it though.

As always, one of the very best.

even worse

>she's playing a 3ds
This

>calling that a big screen tv

she's more Sup Forums than you are

>"she"

>you have to be attractive
hahahaahaha no
just stop making excuses.

I literally cannot conceive anybody paying for something like that when there's free porn literally everywhere. Then again I also didn't think there was an actual audience for anime reviews because it's so easy to just form your own opinion. What would the market pasty chubby nerds be, and where would I find them? I don't like butt stuff, and I have a decent sized cock, but i'll do it for money.

>Still has shame

>battlestation thread
>posts living room
are you retarded

Why do you keep posting your room, for like years now?

>are you retarded
No, I'm a consolefag

It's an attractive setup. This is better than the vast majority of battlestations posted regularly here

you dont even have to market yourself. just make videos/photos of you banging butt ugly chicks so you can be with your perfect 2D waifus more often. it's crazy that people will still go out of their way to pay for porn of a specific person

Who pays to watch ugly people ride dildos?

Well chaturbate is a fapping experience but again, you won't make good dosh unless you are attractive and actually a nice tease for them.

I had that desk, it got completely destroyed
>Lockers fell off
>My brother punched a holes top of the desk (It is hollow, he didnt even punch very hard)

Fuck you rich fags
I'm gonna play sims and make better room

Would post pic but its to fucking cold
Here in aus it is the coldest day I think I can ever remember.

Its literally fucking 5c right now and my fingers are to fucking numb to type, my dog is fucking shivering and it is to cold to drink all this beer I got. I dont have any jackets to deal with this shit and I dont know if my car would even start in this fucking weather to go see if I could buy something warmer.

what the fuck

When you finished it, post it

depends on the person and how you market yourself. some youtube stoner chick i watch sometimes before of her weed related shit is also the number one camwhore on some site because she will do anything and everything for cash. her current boyfriend even met her through that site and he looks like a pervert who's dead inside. this bitch isn't even that attractive and she pulls in mad cash. you can call yourself a studio and put yourself on there too and just fuck women and let cucks pay you for your videos of you fucking people. this shit is fucking nuts

Yeah but it's in your parent's house (I know this from one the hundreds of other times it was posted) which makes it immediately redundant

What applies to females in camwhoring does not apply to men.


Sounds problematic user, its 30°C in my room right now and it still feels hot even though I'm naked.

Why the fuck are American houses so fucking huge

we have room to build them bigger.
when you have money, you want privacy. living right on top of each other is peasant shit.

then don't do camwhoring. fuck bitches get money.
>b-but bitches wont fuck me
you just gotta look at the uglier ones first

Some states' housing is cheap as fuck

You think becoming a literal manwhore when you are not attractive is a valid concept?

Honestly I'd rather stay a virgin than fuck women who are THAT ugly.

I've seen some ugly motherfucking women and there'll always be a guy to line up for their cunt, usually more.

I have only set this up recently, basically my first battlestation since I left home.

But I have yet to figure out how to make it look not shit in a photo. Will try taking another one at night.

Will try to fill up walls and cover up the floor in the future, it's comfy af otherwise.

>2tvs
>2 wallpapers
>2 cats
Who are you, fucking harvey dent?

umm dude it sucks here ok that's a fucking poor man's house we're struggling hard and trump will make it worse we'll have to live in flats or 3 bedroom townhouses.

what do you do for a living

College professor.
Here's a pic from my Anatomy II lab. I'm not very good at hiding my power level.

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nice man

so is that gf of yours nice college pussy or are you just a young guy

Cable management pls it triggers my autism

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND

I'm relatively young although she was a student of mine

dissected cats

>although she was a student of mine
oh you cheeky fuck

that's awesome

WARNING: RADIOACTIVE LEVELS OF WEEBSHIT.

As a matter of fact, I have tidied it up a little since the taking of that photo, but I'm not at home so that I could prove it and take a more representative picture

Dating a different student right now.
I work all the time and I don't party; where else am I supposed to meet women?

The other side.

>having a couch that is so shit you have to cover it with a rug
You are a failure of a man, kill yourself.

>window cat

So your university doesn't tell y'all which room you're using and have other Professors use the same room throughout the day? You get your own dedicated classrooms?

Huh.

It's certainly been a while, hasn't it?

so that girl just lives with you isn't your gf anymore? i'm confused

>Wanting to be exposed to cold leather seats
>Smearing the leather with your skin
>Not just enjoying the comfy texture of a cozy rug

No, my man, it is you who needs to be of the killing themselves.

Always a good one

I bet that thing doesn't even cover the part her head is pushed against.

Older pics. She's no longer with me.

I always wonder how something this ancient makes me laugh every single time

nice sofa thing. although back looks a little low.

where can I buy Japanese loli?

Ah, thanks! Its been a while since I've seen your setup. It looks great! I dig the second monitor. Also is that a Gama Worldline S;G poster? Also I regret not participating in /ss/ this year. Oh well.

>Those Koss earphones
I remember being tricked into buying these. Disappointing as fuck senpai.

Somehow, that small, black curtain doesn't suit the rest of the room at all and looks really ugly. If I were you I'd look into getting something else to dress the window

did you guys break up cuz she found out your weird Sup Forumsirgin tendencies.

Rooms and labs are dedicated to different classes. I do share them with other professors from time to time.

I completely, wholehartedly agree, user. Unfortunately, I've yet to find anything that goes over my blackout curtains well enough. I've serious sensitivity to light when I'm trying to sleep, so for the curtains I had to sacrifice aesthetics for quality.

Should've gotten the ATH-M50s like a true memelord.

So where do you hide all the figures until your class starts? That, or do you bring all of them to class every day from your home?

>still using bodies for class

I thought they stopped this shit already

ROLLER SHUTTERS MOTHERFUCKER

Poasting

It's a S;G0 poster, the new game coming out soon.

They're comfy and lightweight though

Obviously he brings a different setup from home for every day of the week.

I only set them up once for my students that really liked my collection. Turns out they were way more interested in the exam that day.

Is there something wrong with education? I sometimes buy animals just so I can dissect them and learn about them.

>That chin shape

I can tell your gf is ugly af

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Her being fat probably doesn't help either.

I know what you mean but hats just the pic, she doesn't have a square face at all.

terrible way to learn really. hell, a simulation like trauma center would probably teach you more than that.
and if you want hands on synthetics would be much better more sanitary and reusable. but you're gonna keep doing what you're doing so...

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Why would we stop?
I often let students take sheep hearts and brains home for study. I have a whole cat at the house right now.

Problem with thick girls is that they don't stay thick for long, it always goes downhill from there

I want to get into multi-monitor.
it looks so cool.
I don't know what does it do for though

Considering you failed to explain why I shouldn't, I will continue.

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30c is nothing faggot
That is ultimate comfy temperature
40+ is where it starts getting a little big annoying

Did you have to kiss ass to get your position?

Where I live you have to be an assistant for years and basically be your professor's carpet to even hope of getting in.